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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Reviews

review
published 18 yrs ago
Went here last Thurs after watching...
reviewed by
zghouler

4.0

Went here last Thurs after watching the game. About 2am. I was a little buzzed and this was the closest place. I came here expecting nothing and was not disappointed. Three girls, white, 30's, 4-6.…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Except for the Russian accents, this...
reviewed by
Blomeclown

1.0

Except for the Russian accents, this place could belong to tony Soprano. Definitely a "family" bar. Girls tend to be rude when sober, obnoxious when drunk. Some are marginally cute but the attitude blows it.…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Bad place the gilrs are very...
reviewed by
tuscl

5.0

Bad place the gilrs are very average. As far as LI places go there are much better. Do not waste your money on private dances save it and go to a better spot. Dark and…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Was there during the week and...
reviewed by
uncleroy

6.0

Was there during the week and hooked up with one of the dancers Cindy. Not the cutest or thinest girl but we had a good time. I have been here sevweral times and find that…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Definately among the worst clubs on...
reviewed by
SteveOoh

1.0

Definately among the worst clubs on Long Island, and worst in the country after this review. Older, foriegn, gothic women, take your pick. Rude waitresses, bartenders & dancers

review
published 19 yrs ago
Years ago this used tobe a...
reviewed by
dipher

2.0

Years ago this used tobe a great "neighborhood type" club with flashing and frisky ladies. This has really gone downhill. Two girls ( 5's) trying to get as many singles as possible in their…

review
published 19 yrs ago
Went last night about 11:30. 2...
reviewed by
zghouler

2.0

Went last night about 11:30. 2 dancers, 1 white and 1 black. decent 6-7. 6-8 customers. Place seemed dead. There was no dancing to speak of, just the one girl (dancing?) getting dollar after dollar…

review
published 20 yrs ago
To sum it up, I'd say...
reviewed by
cecilmack

1.0

To sum it up, I'd say scary. I've been to quite a few clubs on LI, but this one is just skeevy. I did go at an off time, I think it was a weekend…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Came here last week with a...
reviewed by
Lord IV

3.0

Came here last week with a bunch of guys while we were working in the area.
Sometimes these smaller clubs are hidden gems because the girls are not so busy working the entire room and offer…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Definitely a dive type. Small...
reviewed by
avatarew

3.0

Definitely a dive type. Small cover but drink required. My dancer was a foreign female very drunk very bad teeth. Lola was from Eastern Europe. The private area is very small,…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Small rundown place. One stage...
reviewed by
jay1103

3.0

Small rundown place. One stage with a small lap dance area in the back. Girls were friendly but not overly so. Had a beer and left without any dances so I can't…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Salem Old Crystal Cafe
reviewed by
Cuzadam

4.3

Was in the area and decided to head over to Crystal. Upon entry, I was attacked by 3 FUGLY dancers. Literally, 2 looked like they were in their 60s and obese and the other looked…