Cafe Cleopatra

We arrived around 6 or 7 and tipped the bouncer $20 to get in. We immediately felt ripped off as there were not many girls available or dancing. The few…

This place hasn't changed in years, and that's a good thing. You won't find a bunch of stuck up silicone queens like on St. Catherine Street joints here. Instead you'll find dancers…

Didn't expect much for a Monday night visit to the place, I usually went there on the weekend. But I found a very nice indian girl dancing there on that night. I…

Its a cheap and dirty place, but that.s not all bad. sure some dancers are old enough to be your mother, but the drinks are cheap and so are the dances. There…

Going to a Strip Club in downtown Montreal on a Wednesday afternoon, I didn't really expect much. The club wasn't packed, but it wasn't dead either. At the time, not…

Being from Montreal Ear about that club for long but never visit it before. It's the oldest Strip club still in function in Montreal. If you want to see real girls, no…

I had heard of this club from a friend. He knows what I like and more importantly what I DON'T like! We were in Montreal and took the drive north to get…

Was told this is one of. 'The places to go' in mtl and understandably why. Great atmosphere smoking hot girls loved every second of it. Recommend it strongly. Went with a few…

Came in from out of town for a bachelor party decided to check a few of the spots out. Cover was $10 bucks and led upstairs to a pretty small main room,…

This club may not have supermodel dancers, but it's the best value club in Montreal, by far. It's more of a locals club, been in the same tacky decor for 20+ years.…

Hey guys. I had heard that this place was a fascinating joint where interesting people hung out, but am afraid to report that it just seemed to be a run-of-the-mill Montreal-type strip…

Cleo didn't disappoint. After visiting 5 or 6 downtown Montreal strip clubs, I found one that has some great mileage! I thought the others offered good mileage (full contact for…

This place is old and run down but has a unique charm to it. I recommend going, only if to see if any gems are working, because this place is inexpensive…

Not the most beautiful girls, but still my favorite club in Montreal. Arrived Saturday night and there was maybe 20 customers and about 12 girls. Most of the dancers are a a…

First time visiting on a Friday night. Thought it would be more crowded and perhaps a better selection of girls. Was fairly crowded, but not packed. There were a couple times when…

Got here kind of late, I am usually an afternoon visitor to clubs. There as no cover but I did tip the doorman $2 and he seemed OK with it.…

I was on business in Montreal for a week, and this was one of the closest clubs to my hotel so I walked there on a Monday night after drinks with my…

I went to club cleo when i was staying in montreal for 3 nights. Was a quick walk from the Days in downtown. I was quickly approached by a middle aged…

Cafe Cleopatra is a my new favorite strip club. I visited on Friday around 8, and then returned on Saturday around 10. When you first enter the club, the doorman/bouncer…

Decided to travel out to here from downtown based on what I had read. Was staying downtown without a car so used public transportation to get there. Cheap cover to get in,…

Wow...what a change. Living in Toronto you get spoiled as there are so many good clubs. I have gone to this club over the years...cheap $10 dances, good contact. Just went…

So the first thing is that if you're a straight guy is that you should stay downstairs. The bouncer told me what happens upstairs, and if you'd a straight dude, stay…

It had been a very long time since my last visit to Café Cleopatra....Nothing much has changed....The doorman is different but the Montreal way of tipping to gain entry is still in…

I went to Club Cleo on the Monday night before Canada Day & also during the Jazz Fest - about 2 blocks away. But still it seemed to only be regulars. The…

I was pretty excited when I read that this was one of the top strip clubs in Montreal. I was reading about how hot the dancers are at this club and…

I always hit this club when I am in DT Montreal. Over the past few years, I have had plenty of success. The last 2 visits have been hit…

The neighborhood is clearly not the greatest part of Montreal and the first impression at the club not good. There is no entrance fee per say, but some sort of a bouncer…

The girls are mostly natural with some well into their thirties and even forties. No problem though as there are plenty of 20-something dancers too. Many nationalities represented here, which…

There is an Asian girl - Cambodian/Thai mix - who is excellent. Her name is Melinda. She is 5'3" about 105. She has a beautiful face. Her skin is a beautiful smooth…

I was taken to this club by a local client. Most of my strip club experience in Montreal has been limited to St Catherines street. Although the quality of the dancers…

I went in the afternoon to this place, 2 solar tip to the doorman and went to seat, I ordered a beer and received 2 bottles, I guess it was happy hour.some…

My faith in this place has been restored. Had a not so great time during the Grand Prix, but this was much better. It was very cold out and the crowd was…

This continues to be my favorite club in Montreal, not because of the beauty of the dancers, but because it's friendly and the dances are hot (for the most part). Yes, some…

As noted its a locals bar. But the talent while dated has a few bright lights. And is well worth the tip to the doorman. The bartender was very freindly Most of them speak fairly…

This is usually my "go to" club when in Montreal. I stopped in last week, but it was kind of early and on a Tuesday night. Tipped the bouncer a…

This was my first Montreal strip club visit and I don't think I'll be able to go back to air dances in the US again. I've never had my hands all…

This has to be the best club on the island of montreal. I been to other clubs in the downtown area-generally boring because all I really got were air dances. Dances here…

Decided to check this out based on all great reviews I have seen, arrived, no body was at door, walked in. then an older long haired man in tuxedo ran in…

I was in Canada on holiday and came to visit my friend in Montreal. He took me to this club. Entry was $3 and the bouncer asked for tip, we paid him…

Visited on a recent Thursday evening around 9pm. No cover, just a tip to the doorman. Sat at the rail, ordered a beer and was served two (happy hour!). Quality of the…

This review covers two trips on a Monday and Tuesday evening. I had no issues finding the place. I think the cover was $3 bucks to the bouncer and he…

ROB alert. Visited right before the Grand Prix of Canada. Smoking hot girl Mille, great body, brunette, french (pronounced Mil-A). Got a few very nice dances from her before she had to…

I think it's safe to say this is more of a local spot...girls look like they've had a little more mileage on them, the facility doesn't feel as clean, and the crowd…

First time to Cleopatra, this past weekend. Avoided the club previously due to poor dancer quality (as per previous posts). Decided to try the place. Well, dancer quality is indeed poor - some older (40's,…

I've been here many times since 2008 or so. It's kind of a seedy place, and honestly the girls are not that attractive, save for the occasional superhottie. However, at 10$ a…

I have been coming to this club for years and it can certainly be a hit or miss place, but have found that it is currently on the upswing. Went in…

This is by far my single favourite club in Montreal. Cover is a $3 tip to the doorman, there is no forced coat check, drinks are reasonably priced ($7 for import beer)…

I was not expecting a lot, showing up on a Sunday evening right about midnight, but I was pleasantly surprised at the number and quality of dancers. There were quite a fer…

Walked into this club and the bouncer just asked to be tipped to get in. No cover charge. The price of the drinks is quite reasonable and lap dances are $10. Unlike…

A bit away from the Downtown's main drag, this club is about a block from Chinatown. Cover is sort of odd here as there is no official amount and just a doorman…

This place is by far my favorite strip club in Montreal. I went up there during college break with some other college buddies. We had a blast and couldn't stop going to…

That's an average club. I was just traveling to montreal and decided to take a look at the strip clubs. I expected more than what I saw. A good choice for a boring evening but…

I always love this club! Lota of friendly girls! My favorite is slim vanessa! If you know how to treat her good she is a sweetheart! She is 25 and has lots…

I've been to this bar a few times. Never have been impressed with it. It's a dump, a strip club from the era with tailfins on cars and it doesn't…

This was my first trip to Montreal. I was in town for some business meetings and decided to give the club scene a try. My initial impression of the outside…

This is a follow up from an earlier review. Stopped by late on a Thursday evening and stayed until almost closing. Dancer selection was better than my earlier visit. Saw Vanessa again.…

I recently attended a buddy's bachelor party last week in Montreal so we decided to hit up some of the strip clubs in the area. We were walking back to our hotel…

Showed up about 7:30pm. Tipped the door guy $3. He seemed happy about that. Turns out that the day shift was still there. They were scary. Most were overweight or old. There…

I was visiting Montreal and read various reviews about this place. I figured I would try it out. I knew going in that the girls might not be the hottest,…

First of three clubs this evening (Gentlemen's Choice and Kama Sutra as well). This club ranked in the middle. On the one hand, you can't argue with $10 lap dances.…

Can't go wrong for $10/song. All dancers are hott!!Classy place,... bouncer asked for tip, but that was ok. Cleopatra is known for it's cheap full contact lapdances. Offering an unbeatable value and…

This place is a classic and truly bizarre. There are all sorts, from overweight, to old, to very sexy. It is sort of a place that celebrates all forms of…

I've been going to this Club for 5 years now and this is by far the best strip club in Montreal.. a must go for everybody!!! Just $2 cover charge, $6 beer,…

Visited this place for a second time, Ok club, nice show and you feel comfortable even though place is old. the club has a friendly atmosphere unlike most clubs in Montreal.…

So I decided to check this place on my way back from Quebec City. I was a little apprehensive since it was a Monday and my biggest fears came true. The place…

My first visit to Montreal so I was excited to hit the SCs because I heard so many good things about them. Disappointed doesn't even come close to what I was expecting.…

I tried this place but it seemed somehow dead. Saw about 9 gals working among 20 patrons. I got several private dances but the ones I got were somewhat tame. I was…

Packed night. Too many people made it unpleasant, long waiting lines, no where to sit and you never get the girl you want. I would go for the show but…

Made two visits on a Saturday to my favorite Montreal hangout, Cleos. The Cafe Cleopatra is located along the former red light of Boulevard St. Laurent, and is a the lone holdout…

I've been to a number of clubs in Montreal, and this is my favourite by far. I would definitely recommend it because there is a variety of dancers -- not just…

Upon entering this club, you would think it doesn't have much to offer. The lighting is low, and can be hard to see the reality of the dancer. The tables…

This revierw is a bit past due, as I visited this club (my first time there) back on Dec 26th 2010. All in all, things were pretty much in line with what…

This has got to be my favorite club in montreal. Nothing screams i'm home like those red lights as soon as you walk in. or maybe it's the dancers that have…

Actually, based on my experience at this club, I should say I found it much better than the other famous clubs in downtown, because 1) There are a lot of dancers with…

I visited Cafe Cleopatra on a Saturday evening in August. The club itself was nothing fancy, but not a dive, either. The dancers only danced for one song and most…

Always a good time here on weekdays while in town on business. Usually about 8-10 dancers, about 5-6 of which were 7+. The stage dances aren't much to watch in the…

For tourists, this place is one of the better 'on island' clubs. You just have to get used to the fact that you may have to mine thru a lot of…

Cafe Cleopatra is a nice place to visit. Waitresses were very friendly, they don't bug you to buy drinks. The dancers were nice,I would rate the girls from 6-8 range. The night…

Dances were cheap at only $10/each. Drinks were reasonable too. Got an air dance from a decent looking Hungarian woman. Ditched after 1 song. Found a woman with…

It is not as much of a run down dump as you might think when you first walk in. Sure the smell of stale beer and cigarettes old furniture and older dancers…

I have worked at Cleos and yes it's not the most pleasant decor but the atmospher is good. Some girls are not the most gorgeouse but you find a few that…

I reviewed this place about a month ago but am providing some further information on a recent visit in the daytime. Firstly, the stage is virtually empty with no regular dances.…

Thought I'd try this place out, as it was too cold to keep looking for anywhere else (although the invitation from a club down the road to "go in and warm my…

stopped here first on this trip. again, cleos never fails to come up with some of the most unattractive dancers in any club. i can only assume that they give unbelievable dances but i…

We hit Montreal for the weekend and this was the first club we visited right off the plane. I was not very impressed with the talent at first. I was very happy…

Was back in Montreal and intentionally booked a hotel within walking distance of CC. It was -27 Celsius so I needed some warming up. Tipped the bouncer $5 to get…

Small club in not so great a section of town, but not unsafe. I walked there. Hookers were across the street. You do have to tip the doorman. $5 worked for me.…

Cleopatra remains one of my favorite clubs in downtown Montreal. Dances are still $10 while many of the clubs in the area are now charging $15 or even $20. You do have…

Went here on a Sunday evening after a tradeshow. I had only been in Montreal once before but had never been to any of the clubs. I have been to…

Was up in Montreal and lucked out that my hotel was within walking distance of Cleopatra. You tip the doorman to get in - I was there early in the week…

A Thursday night visit to the Montreal Jazz Festival meant, of course, another visit to Cleopatra. Unlike my last trip the place was packed. Getting a table was a challenge,…

Went here on a Sat and Sun. Both nights were relatively full. Not a lot of tourists, mostly regulars. In fact on Sun night, after walking around the city checking out the…

One of the best club experiences i had. Excellent value for money compared to more luxurious clubs. It is true that the neighborood is not very cosy. Very proactive ladies lead you where…

I have been visiting the YUL SC scene since 1982 and up until 3 years ago never considered crossing the threshold of Cafe Cleopatra (CC) - it is that skanky in a…

This is a medicore downtown Montreal club near the corner of Ste. Catherine Street West & St-Laurent. The cover charge was $5, and the drinks started out at around the same…

Had a weekend trip to Montreal. I decided to go off the beaten path and try Cafe Cleo... Not a bad ride from the ste. Catherine St area. The club was a…

I love this place. I know it is damn seedy and smelly and smoky but u can't beat the 2 dollar cover and cheap drinks. The 10 bucks dances are great and…

This place is among the better places on the island. While my last visit included a wide arrangement of dancers (including some who were on the larger side, and others who…

This is a stallwart place in Montreal. I had a return visit here ( I come multiple visits per year). With the declining US dollar one has to be particular!! There…

Stopped in on a relatively quiet Monday night. While many of the dancers were hanging out en masse by the bar, making it difficult to approach them individually, a few were…