Cafe Cleopatra

Had to get out of the cold! Decided to check out Cafe Cleopatra. THe first thing you notice is the club is real dark. Got there around 2 pm…

I like this club. Most of the women are "average" looking, but I have had more "fun" here than at Super Contact or other clubs in a long time. My first…

About one year ago, saw a lovely EE called Breda (sp?). Nice warm dances, leading to a rather liberal use of hands on both parts in this not so private booth…

cleos was the first hit for the montreal weekend. nothing new there. Maybe 15 girls. ranged from about 2 to 6, mostly in the lower range. drinks were the same price as the…

I agree with the other reviews here. This is one place where you can touch without feeling as if you're trying to chase a stray cat: so many other places promise contact,…

On the final night of the Jazz Festival with thousands of people crowding the streets outside, Club Cleo was fairly dead. This club became a favorite during a previous visit, though…

Went to Cleo's last weekend. What can I say, this place is a dive. But in a good way. The quality of the girls was extremely variable, but I…

Last review was dead on. Came into this place on a Tuesday night. Not a lot of hotties, but one caught my eye, and being the best dressed one there,…

It basically looks like a dive bar with one big stage in the middle and very tiny private dance booth with beaded curtains around the edge of the club. The girls…

i always stop in here. cleos is good for mileage short of FS and thats always fun. stopped in as soon as we got here friday night. my issues with this visit were with…

I know this club gets alot of mixed reviews, but I always stop her when in town. It's dark, dirty and a lot of fun. On y last…

Cafe Cleopatra (CC). I went to this club three times and spent a total of 5 hours there. This club is located on St. Laurent at the corner of St. Catherine. There…

Went to Cafe Cleopatre a 1:00am on a tuesday morning. There were only 3 girls, taking turns to dance on stage. One of them was at least a 9. The entrance was free, but…

Hard to rate really with this club. The place is a little seedy, kinda run down and a little rough. There is a tip for the doorman, $2, no biggy.…

This club is hit or miss. Contact is the best around. The quality of girls range quite a bit. I've had best luck during the evening hours. If…

Decided to take in some comedy at the Juste Pour Rire Festival…and to check out different some Montreal clubs. My first stop was the infamous Café Cleopatra, located on St. Laurent…

I visited on both an evening and an afternoon. The description given earlier is quite accurate. A dark (20 minutes to adjust on a sunny day), smoky bar with one…

As with the other posts this is a small dark smokey sleazy kind of place. I was there last week, although most of the girls there are very average (at best) there…

No cover, just tip the doorman on the way in. This is by far the smokiest sleazyest club we went to in Montreal. We started fairly early, while the dayshift girls were…

First visit to canada, I didnt know they didnt have 1$ bills and tipping at the stage was virtually non-existent. Plenty of contact and griding in the dances. Only rule was not…

This is an ok club, with more contact than most in Montreal, I am told. It is in a rather active part of town for nightlife. The club itself is rather small,…

Let me begin by thanking the Montreal Casino for funding my many stops in the strip clubs of downtown.... I was in the area on Monday night and stopped in for a…

I was there on a Monday afternoon. This is the dirtiest club I visited - definitely not a gentleman's club. It is larger than most clubs in the area.…

While the eye candy is not always the best, there is often that rare gem to grace this place. By far the greatest attraction to this place are the lap dances (in the…

Cleopatre has a funny hold on me. I must admit that the ladies here aren't the greatest - on;t get me wrong there are a couple of young attractive dancers - and…

Skanky, dirty, hole-in-the-wall club. A fat girl sat on my friend's lap and wouldn't get up (didn't speak English - didn't understand 'no'). But, found a couple…

Made my winter trip thru the great white north. Visited Cleo on a thurs during the day. For all you that are not familiar it is a pretty dark club, girls range…

Returned to Cleopatre after 6 months. Saw Roxanne again. She is a no-hurry, excellent dancer in the cabins. Never tries to rip-off, always easygoing. What a great body,…

As with the previous reviews, YMMV. This club is one of the skankiest looking in Montreal with some very unattractive dancers. I managed to find to who were 6-7 range and…

On a weekend night the girls were absolutely HORRIBLE (1-4's). I can deal with a few 7-9's and a bunch of less attractive girls but this was not the case! It was…

After 13 years I finally made it back to canada. I was pleasantly suprised to find that the rules have changed since I last visited. Had some great…

Finally made it to Cafe Cleo. I went in the afternoon. It is very dark with maybe 15 dancers. I would say there was only 1 girt above a…

The rule of thirds. 1/3 nasty, 1/3 OK, and 1/3 fairly hot. Most only spoke French, a few spoke English. Mostly white, but one asian and one lady of…