So the first thing is that...

So the first thing is that if you're a straight guy is that you should stay downstairs. The bouncer told me what happens upstairs, and if you'd a straight dude, stay downstairs!

It was about average for a strip club. It was fairly well lit with a number of booths that had a semi opaque covering. It was still private enough that it didn't sound weird.

So I came in on a Sunday afternoon, and there were about 6 ladies there. One was a somewhat pretty, very forward Quebecois lady of about 45 who was pantomiming a fun time in her mouth, but I didn't go with her.