Cafe Cleopatra is a my new...

Cafe Cleopatra is a my new favorite strip club. I visited on Friday around 8, and then returned on Saturday around 10. When you first enter the club, the doorman/bouncer will ask for a tip to get you seated. The club itself is dark, smells funky, and some of the seats can be sticky. It's also heaven on earth lol. Why? Value value value.

When I visited on Friday, I went with a group of friends who had gone before. The girls who were performing on stage were quite unattractive, I'd say between 4-6s. However, after sitting there awhile longer I realized there were some better looking girls floating around the perimeter. Therein lies the trick with Cleopatra! The hot dancers are practically booked all night due to the outstanding value. It's $10 per song, topless, and plenty of contact. And goddamn, do the girls here know how to dance. Now I do have a caveat my statement, you won't find any stunners here. But on both Friday and Saturday, I saw 3 girls I'd rate as a 7. And these 7s were far and away the best dances I've ever had.

As for the layout of the club, it's kind of a big square. The main stage is in the center of the square, and the private dancers are taken on 2 sides of the square. One of the locals provided an amazing tip: get your dancers by the same side of the wall as the DJ. Those booths offer more privacy than the others, and as a result the dancers are more gratuitous with their dances :D