Cafe Cleopatra
1230 St Laurent Blvd Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S5, Canada

This club may not have supermodel...

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Kwickie
May 20, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

This club may not have supermodel dancers, but it's the best value club in Montreal, by far. It's more of a locals club, been in the same tacky decor for 20+ years. There were around 8 dancers working the day shift, all were friendly. Yes, many had some extra padding, or were older, but they really worked for their money. If you want high mileage for low money, this is the place. Nina, a tall slightly older girl with large enhanced boobs is fantastic, as is Carolina, a Dominican hottie. I was there near the end of the day shift, which ends at 7:00, and had to sit looking at an empty stage for an hour and a half before the night shift started to show up. They were supposed to be there at 7:00, but didn't start to wander in till 8:30 or so. In the meantime, they played classic rock music, including some bizarre music choices such as Sprngsteen's Streets of Philadelphia. Great song, but playing a song about AIDS - in a strip club? Immediately followed by That Old a Time a Rock and Roll. Weird. Avoid the shift changeover time and you'll be fine.

Anyway, this is still my favorite club in Montreal. It's laid back, high mileage, a little run down, but always fun.

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