It had been a very long...

It had been a very long time since my last visit to Café Cleopatra....Nothing much has changed....The doorman is different but the Montreal way of tipping to gain entry is still in place....Slipped him a fiver and he told me to go on in.....Sat down close to the stage to gain the best light to check out the talent in the bar....Just to clarify, the best lighting is near the bar but I always feel like a heat score there next to the slot machines.... Ordered a drink from the waitress and waited for the sharks to smell the blood in the water....The first dancer who stopped by was not comfortable speaking English but I give her credit for trying to carry on a conversation....Blonde, wearing a bikini, easily in her early 40's, not to my liking....After 5 minutes she gave up and moved on....The next dancer came over in a couple of minutes...English Canadian in her early 30's, brunette with a nice body also in a bikini, friendly and talked me into some dances....Got to the booth, she started dancing immediately....Bottoms never came off but she allowed a little contact on the lower half for $20 a song instead of the regular $10 and made me promise not to tell any of the other girls.... And I did not tell any of the other girls.... 2 songs of lap dancing, and 1 of hands inside her bikini bottom on the outside of her pussy, should have totalled $40.... Only had $50, so knowing I wasn't getting any change I tipped her the extra $10 and she disappeared....Went back to my table to finish the 2nd drink I ordered before getting those dances and to see if there was any other dancers to get my interest...Another girl stopped at the table, black French Canadian with a thick accent... And also wearing a bikini... I asked if it was a uniform thing on Tuesdays?....She didn't get the joke....After promising to show me things I have never seen before, I faked receiving a text from my wife and told her I have to leave....Downed what was left of my drink and exited the bar....$75 spent total in just over an hour and not satisfied .