Reviews

I've been to about 5 strip clubs in chicago area and this one made me feel most uncomfortable. I will never return for the following reasons. First, the girls are very pushy for dances, very short and dry on the conversation...not sitting down and getting to know each other a little. i had about 20 girls come up to me, and ALL of them said the same thing in about 30 seconds..."Whats you name", "Where you are from" and "Do you want a dance?" That's it...that was the entire conversation in 30 seconds. It's like they are scripted to say this, that at one point i got so fed up wit their BS questions i told the last one it doesnt matter what my name is cuz i know you dont care! You just want a dance. Some girls can be very diplomatic like making up stories just to make convo or putting a fake show...just be real please! I'm not into fake barbie dolls. Second of all, the entry fee is crazy $25 fee with required $6 pepsi cola drink. the VIP is $20 extra. Dudes i can get into Skybox, Polecatz, Club O and others for $10 on a weekend AND get up close to the girls and get real alcoholic drinks instead of kool-aid.

The private dance booths/rooms are quite nice and clean. A curtain closes for privacy and two of the walls are fully mirrored so you can see every angle of the action you paid for. The women strip nude quite quickly, don't waste your time teasing and get right to the main event. The girls work hard for the money and don't seem to mind wandering hands either. Sasha was marvelous there. I was quoted $225 for 1/2 hour and $350 for an hour, or $75 for 3 songs. Free entrance fee, normally $25, by signing up for newsletter on their website. I was there on a slow night, so the girls were literally lined up one after another coming over to ask for private dances, even when I would just return from one. I was barely able to watch the girls on stage. They weren't too pushy though. Cons - No booze (which I can live with for nudity), no pole on stage, and a bit far from downtown ($30 cab)

To all the reviews that no fun is to be had: It depends. If you get the right girl, take her to the back, pay her a nice tip in advance, and compliment her, you can get some fun. One dancer there, I forgot her name, I took her to the back for 1/2 an hour. While I was in the room and she went to get change, I unzipped my pants and hid my thing in my boxers. She only noticed my pants were unzipped when I got hard and she started feeling it against her thigh. She was a little shocked but I said shhh...and she quietly gave me a hj while rubbing her tits on my face. When I started cumming, she made me put it back in my pants to cum.

Well i stopped by the Admiral last Saturday night with a few frineds since we were in the city for St. Pattys celebrations, after paying the confiscatory cover and making our way to our table near the back I must say I was very impressed by how hot many of the dancers were. now of course when i say hot I mean by Chicago strip club standards which are not very high. If these girls were at a Dalls club they would be considered average. The stage dancing was fair and one blonde, i think her name was Kelsey was working the pole expertly. I tried to get her to give me a lap dance as she got off stage, but she never returned to my table when she said she would. Because it was St. Pattys many of the girls were sporting some really hot green outfits and costumes, so I grabbed another tall fit blonde, Josy, we chit chated for almost 10 minutes before she gave a me a series of fairly good lap dances. Really nice but subtle grinding, unfortunately being Chicago you are not getting a real grind dance here. After about $100 worth of dances I decided that i am falling into the strip club trap being at this place where I will spend money to only fantasize and leave with a bad case blue balls all night.

I visit the admiral from time to time and am always disappointed by the vast difference between the quality of girls and the quality of the dances. The admiral frequently has some very hot dancers working the floor but unfortunately the air dances are almost never worth their price. Sure at $10 a dance they're comparatively cheap but every dance seems to come with an invisible eight inch buffer between the dancer's body and yours. If you want any contact and grinding you have to shell out for the private rooms. I have tried the $75 and $300 and found there was a lot of contact and grinding in both but it always depends on which girl you take back there. I would recommend saving your money for these options instead of trickling it down on air dances.

Another excellent night at the Admiral. It was a bit slow due to the weather but it was a nice night. About 12 girls working. Only two that really shouldn't have been. I got there early so they were doing three dance sets. One clothed/leading to topless, the second topless and the third full nude. Around 10pm they changed to two dance sets. Topless then nude. The girls were pretty and very friendly. Since the crowd was small nobody was in a rush. The girls were sitting on laps for a long time before they were asking for dances. The Admiral has the prettiest girls in town. I guess because they firmly enforce the hands off rules during the dances the pretty ones flock here to make easier money.I make it a point to stop in every time I hit Chicago. The number of girls was low due to the cold night. I guess neither the girls or the guys wanted to leave the warmth of home.

Decided to give the Admiral another shot last week, since it's close to home and I haven't been back in a while. I got what I expected, which was decent value, lots of hot chicks, and below average lap dances. All in all, not a bad way to spend a night thought. If you haven't been to admiral's showroom, you will be impressed. Probably the nicest interior of any Chicago area strip club. It features one main stage and 2 side stages, which are usually always being used. The quality of the girls is very good, with plenty to choose from of just about any ethnicity you may be in to. Out of all the dancers I only counted 1-2 that were unattractive to me. The main concern about the admiral is, as always, the quality of the dances. On the positive side, they are fully nude, which is nice. However, if you are looking for any kind of contact, look elsewhere. These are purely air dances with little to no contact at all. This could be something that's worth willing to sacrifice, due to the quality of the dances, and the fact that they are fully nude. Overall, I do recommend the Admiral, so long as you can accept the above facts.

Today I had the best experience in my life. I had the table dance with 2 girls. They charged me $20. I also gave them all the small change I had on me. I wanted to give more but did not have any. The two girls showered all the love and showed their affection with their boobs. No hesitation on their part. I loved it when the girls smothered me with their boobs. The white girl kissed me couple of times and the taste still lingers. I want to go there again and again. I will start saving for the treat. I want to shower them with cash. They deserve the best price for what they offer. And the dancers on the stage...they were heavenly....most beautiful sight in my life...I love Admiral Theater girls...

It's just ok? The exterior and the interior of the club were nice. Very professional staff and doormen. They went out of their way to show us to our seats, asked if we needed anything and if we had any issues to let them know. The waitress who asked to assist us was very nice and accommodating (and very good looking). The dancers were ok, a couple of hot ones, some that were not so hot. Not the best in Chicago, but not the worse. Very pushy about the private dances. Now for the downside to this establishment. The other patrons. Because this is a juice nude bar, kids over the age of 18 years old can get in. There was a group of 18 year olds (about 12 of them) who came in. It was evident that they had been drinking before, because they were loud, obnoxious and aggressive with the ladies. One kid threw up all over the floor. They were asked to leave after that, but just disrupted the flow of the night. We left soon after the kids did because everything came to a complete stop and the night was ruined. Should increase the age to 21 so at least there aren't kids who come in there who can't handle naked women or their preparty drinking

I went to the Admiral Theatre on a Saturday evening around 8pm. The club is located in a so-so neighborhood that is Mexican and Arab. You probably won’t get harassed or anything, but there was a bum digging through the trash can about fifty feet from the club entrance. There is no free parking lot. Your options are either valet parking for $12 or finding parking on the street. Parking is $2 per hour on the street up until 10pm. After 10pm, street parking is free. The cover charge is $25, and there is a one-drink minimum that is enforced. A soda was $6. A nonalcoholic beer (Kaliber, O’Doul’s) was $8. There is a coat check; I am not sure if it is mandatory. Since you only need to tip the girl doing the coat check, why not get rid of it for a buck tip? When you walk into the club, you hand your receipt to one of the bouncers and they seat you at a table of their choosing. The Admiral Theatre was an actual vaudeville theater built in 1927 that was turned into a strip club. If you pay for a VIP admission, you sit in an elevated area of the club with nicer seating. If you pay for just the $25 admission, you sit in flimsy chairs at very small tables in front of the stage. Along the sides of the theater, there are booths for lap dances. The balcony of the theater is where the private rooms are located. The stage is large and has a peninsula built out from the original vaudeville stage that juts out into the crowd. There is no pole. One dancer was on stage at a time. The DJ’s perch is where the projectors used to be at the back of the theater. The club has a $15 ATM fee. Get your money from the Chase ATM at the Walgreen’s a half block away. This club used to get pornstars to feature dance once every month or two up until about five years ago when they stopped bringing them in. Most dancers at the Admiral I’d rate as fuckable after sneaking in a couple airplane bottles and chugging them out of sight of the bouncers. Most of the dancers were either white or Hispanic. At least one-third of the dancers were Russian/Eastern European. There were no black or Asian dancers when I visited. After the club’s gouging of guys on admission and mandatory drinks, there were few patrons willing to tip the stage. No dancer got more than $10 during a two song stage set, most fewer than $5. You get no contact at the stage. No stevie’s and no putting their legs around your shoulders. The only thing you can do is slide your bills in her g-string and watch up close. The DJ would kind of insult the crowd when no one was tipping at the stage. The dancers here push hard to sell booths and rooms. Dancers have a steep fee to work a shift, so they are looking to hit a home run with a sucker. Here is the breakdown of prices for dances: Table Dance (air dance on the floor): $10 VIP Table Dance (air dance off the floor): $20 Three VIP Booth Lap Dances (one way contact): $75 Half Hour VIP Booth Lap Dances: $225 Hour VIP Booth Lap Dances: $300 Half Hour Private Room: $375? Hour Private Room: $500 I am an acquaintance of a former staff member here. I will tell you what I’ve been told: There are no extras here and two-way touching only in the rooms. I was laughing when the dancers came up to me and told me how much fun they were in the booths and rooms, because I knew beforehand nothing was going to happen here. Once some of them found out that I have clubbed all over the United States, they stormed off knowing that I was not one of the dummies they could con. For the sake of research purposes, I decided to get a table dance and then a three-set of booth dances. The table dance was from a blonde with a squeaky voice. She basically danced in front of me without any contact. The dance was boring and not worth the $10 in my opinion. The whole time she was trying to upsell me to a more expensive option. I was going to pay with a $20 bill and ask for change back, but I was leery that I would get no change back from this hustler, so I just paid with ten singles. The three song VIP booth was from a young Russian dancer named Adele. I had to prepay; then she told me I had to keep my hands to my side. About half of the time she was off my lap dancing in front of me, and the other half of the time she was laying on my lap, not exactly grinding me. It was lame and a waste of money. I was not able to get an erection during either the table dance or VIP booth dances. Skye and Dena were all business. Anna and Isis were nasty Russians. Scarlett was getting too old for me. Harper was decent looking and was one of the few dancers that didn't solicit me for dances. Kiera was a super sexy brunette and the hottest dancer at the club. Adele was second hottest, but not fun in the VIP booth as described previously. I do not see myself returning to the Admiral Theatre. The rules are strict and the value is horrible.

This is without a doubt the most overrated/overhyped strip club in the Chicagoland area. First of all, the cover charge is $25 dollar what you get in this place. The dancer stage shows are weak and the "private" dances are even more disappointing.$20 a dance and they don't grind you at all.There,s no contact.So they trick into 3 dances for $75 in which they grind you but you still can't touch. Don't waste your time or money. There are several other strip clubs in Chicagoland/throughout Illinois which you get much more quality for considerably less $.

Very upscale club. Entrance fee is a bit pricy. Have to check coat but no fee. One drink minimum which is down from two drink minimum in past. A lot of 7s and 8s dancers. A few 9s. Table dances are $10 per song and while no super high mileage they are not the air dances of the past. Dancers are good about stopping by to see if you want company. Dancers get fully nude on stage. Dancers are friendly with little drama. Private dances on first floor are $225 half hour, $300 full hour and are fully nude with good one way contact. If you have deep pockets the second floor private rooms are $500 for a full hour and with the right girl there is excellent two way contact. The second floor private dances aren't quite as good as Atlantis in south Chicago or On The Border in northern Wisconsin, but as downtown Chicago and the nearby suburbs go, The Admiral is the best game in town. Pricy but the quality of the dances is improving with the right girl.