Admiral Theatre Reviews

It's been four years since I've been to the Admiral. I was in town for one night and just had to stop by. Yes, the girls are as pretty as I remember them and yes the dances were as zero contact as I remember them, but damn you...

I went here on a Monday night around 11pm. It was a little slow with maybe a dozen guys and 3-4 of them sitting at the stage. This club is a juice bar with full nudity, but very difficult to see below the waist since it was so...

Admiral suck man, I been there couple times and I am hardly willing to get dances there because the girls there are real pushy and like you said no contact, did I mention its a lot pricier than other places. There is this one blonde stripper I saw couple days...

Okay. Was here for the first time last winter during a snowstorm. Expensive to get in as we didn't have any coupons. The stage seating was all taken... that's the best value in the place. Table dances are fully nude for $10...

Stopped by here last week for some eye candy. This place never seems to stop amazing me for the sheer number of hot girls. It's like a kid in a candy store (awesome candy) but you can not touch any of it (which sucks). Spent a couple of hours -...

This is a non-alcoholic club! Just wanted to get that out first. The club goes a long way to hide that fact. Saw a couple groups of guys seriously disappointed when they tried to place their drink order. Also, because its non-alcoholic they allow 18 year...

Visited here after long time away and things have not changed much. Girls are absolutely gorgeous and would be happy being alone with any of them. But, as others have commented, lap dances are close to all air. Still if you're going just to see beautiful girls taking their...

Was in Chicago for one night, so we went to the Admiral as we usually do. Nice mix of girls for a weeknight, with a lot of 7-8's. Still expensive, but don't be afraid to negotiate. Especially when the girls outnumber the guys....

Be prepared to have love/hate relationship with this place. You'll love the gorgeous women -- and they are absolutely stunning. But the prices??!! Talk about the old adage that you get what you pay for! First, the women. Gorgeous. Drop dead gorgeous. ...

I thought I'd try the Admiral again. Since the last time I visited I was with a big group as part of a Bachelor Party. The place hasn't changed much in several years. There's still that weird video/sex toy shop right when you enter. The decor is still classy...

This was the third time I've been to the Admiral. The girls have always been nothing short of stunning for the most part, there are a few 7's but they are not the majority like in most clubs. That being said, $10 nude table dances and $30 nude couch dances...

stopped by here recently...not too impressed. The cover is steep..about 20 bucks altho i think you can get a discount somehow. the dancers are all pretty hott but its just air dances at the table or somewhere else on a chair and i think there pretty tame all...

Went here on a late Friday night after drinking at the Wicker park bars. There was a line at the door about 40 guys deep, which i knew would clear in roughly 5 min. After paying the cover for a chicago joint, we were in and it was just how...

O.K. So i HAD to come here on new years eve. And, despite my previous reviews of this place, it was remarkable, I arrived absolutely intoxicated, and that might be why I loved it. Anywho, all the girls were spectacular as usual, i spent about $100 on $10 dances, recieveing...

The girls here are still pretty as they come. Of course they don't show much unless you take them to the back room. Onstage they get nude but always cover their kitties. I went with a girl who was up for anything. She was looking to...

Went early last Tuesday, open 8p - 4am. No alcohol but dancers were the hottest in the Chicagoland area. Worth the visit. If you want a dance that is like your normal lap dance and not an "air dance", try Sabrina for a beautiful girl with a...

I was in town on business. I went to the club after dinner on Thursday. It was one of the best clubs I've ever gone to. One girl was especially nice. She was not too pushy for the private dances, which she certainly got, but she also...

The Admiral is a traditional strip club in the Chicago area. No alcohol is served because of the full nudity. After paying a $20 cover, you walk around to the back of the club where you are seated by a bouncer. There are small cocktail tables surrounding the stage. Nobody...

This place is alright to go with some friends to look at eye candy- but that's it. It is a very low contact place, but the girls are mostly very fine. The cover is very high and the dances are overpriced. You don't get any mileage at all but it...

I was in Chicago and everyone kept talking about the Admiral's Theatre so I decided to check it out. There was a cover and I think it was about $25. Make sure you keep your receipt because they'll ask for it when you go in. They also...

Stopped in on a Wednesday with a buddy of mine after a meeting. I've been spoiling myself with other clubs, so I haven't been here for ages. I ended up only paying the $25 cover charge since there was lots of parking.

The women definitely are some of the most...

I knowlingy returned to the admiral club even though it is known for it's no contact air dances. I really just wanted to see some hot, good looking girls tits and asses. I arrived in the evening aroud 8 o'clock and sat in the back area. The club was not...

This is one of the best full nude strip clubs in the Chicago area in my opinion. I am not aware of any extras available here. The quality of the girls is very good, I would say more 50% of them are very beautiful. Some of the...

While it is not known for any extra curricular activities, just to look at some of the most beautiful looking girls in a club anywhere outside Vegas, I can not think about another club (at least in the mid-west). It is amazing that they manage to bring & keep all...

Haven't been here in a long time. The cover charge / 2 soft drink minimum was steep $25.00. The valet parking was $5.00

The new interior is very nice, the bathroom could use a remodel, but otherwise it is the same old admiral theatre we all love.

What made the night...