The Admiral club is hands-down the...

The Admiral club is hands-down the best strip club I have ever been to. It's full nude, which in my experience has typically meant unattractive girls but this is not the case. Cover is $20 and worth every penny. Every girl here is a 9 or 10. The entire night there I saw one unattractive girl dancing incredibly badly but even she was entertaining, even if unintentionally so.

The girls come by in pairs of in threes and talk to you for a while and of course occasionally ask for lap dance. If you want less chat and more lap, let them know and they're glad to skip the small talk.

The lap dances there are top-notch, bonerific, mind-blowing. Some touching is allowed and they'll casually let you know if you're going too far. Even the one-on-one dances you get from the girls on stage are incredible.