Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

I'm in Chicago for the summer...

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quickstopnirvana
Jun 17, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

I'm in Chicago for the summer and based on what I've read, this is one of the better places in the area. The place has gone through many changes over the decades and currently is working the "renovated old theater" angle. I should say - I actually found this place pretty classy for the most part. I'm still a bit of a strip club noob, though. This was only my fifth time to one.

Cover was 25 dollars. You're given a ticket and sent to a bouncer. He checks it and asks where you'd like to sit - normal (near the stage) or VIP where table dances are more expensive. I chose the cheaper place to start out. For a Friday at 1 A. M. it was way more crowded than I expected, both in ladies and in guys. I suppose Chicago is the biggest city I've been to a strip club in so I wasn't exactly sure what to expect. That's another thing. Minor complaint but the club is smaller than the website makes it seem. I think it's because they include the bathrooms, etc.

When it comes to looks, these women were great. I didn't see a single one I wasn't attracted to. That has not been the case in other clubs. Before my mandatory drink order was even taken, I was approached for a dance. Her English wasn't very good and I didn't even have my drink yet so I said maybe later. I guess this might be picky of me, but I kind of want to be able to understand what the girl is saying. She said OK and quickly left. I noticed that about all of the girls, actually. They approach, ask and then leave gracefully if declined. So there is a fairly steady flow of "hustle" but in a good way.

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