Pumps
1089 Grand St Brooklyn, NY 11211

Pumps Saturday night

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Ants1230
Sep 25, 2019, 5:51 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I believe this is either my third or fourth time heading to Pumps. It was my first time arriving at the time I did (around 2:30-2:45am; I stayed till close at 4am).

There were probably around 20 patrons and about 12-15 girls working. $8 beers and the girls dance behind the bar and come up to you for a dollar tip after a few minutes. While the girls are always attractive and fit the lap dance room is literally a bench where others are getting dances right next to you. Until this visit I never found a girl to warrant that (lap dance is $20 a song plus tip) given that having a chick grind on you while you're rubbing elbows with some random dude isn't ideal.

However this trip I got to talking to one of the girls, Morgan, who was a real sweetheart. About 5'6, 125lbs white, slender build but nice perky tits. Took a dance with her and tipped her the price of the dance. Then we talked a bit more and grabbed another dance. Not much mileage whatsoever to be had in the lap dance room and I assume the VIP room or whatever is the same but super pricey.

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