Visions

I have a friend who goes in all the time and he loves Visions. He told me that he has trouble going in because they have so many girls that are good…

Stopped in around 12:30 PM. There were about 7 or 8 dancers on, mostly young 20s, mostly thin, and maybe 2 or 3 were more statuesque. Only one of the…

I made my semi annual pilgrimage to what some consider the best club in New Orleans and it was frustrating as usual. The girls were hot but unless you are on their…

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 2 PM. There were about 5 dancers sitting with customers at the bar and a couple playing video games. I decided to get…

another business trip, another strip club. Harrah's treated me right, so took the money to go play here. This is one of those rare places where there were more than…

I visited this club based on the many recommendations that it was superior to those in the Quarter. That may be true, but it was a disappointing experience. The neighborhood…

Still the best in the NO area. In case you didn't know, this is where the locals go, which should tell you a lot. The Bourbon street clubs are all…

Visions is probably the best club in New Orleans. No doubt, they have the hottest women and they are a lot more laid back than places in the French Quarter.…

Stopped by Visions around lunchtime on a Thursday. There were about a dozen girls sitting around the dance bar, and maybe 3 or 4 patrons when I walked in. I am…

This place is the Graceland of stripclubs. Skip Bourbon St. and head to Visions. We went their for my brother's bachelor party, and my 21st b'day. We had a…

Wow! I must have spoken to soon!!! The last 3 Wednesday's nights have not been good!!! Came in ready with a buddy who runs another club and wanted to show…

Went back to the club after the Hornets game on Friday night! Weather was bad but not the talent! They had over 20 girls who were working and the club…

A local strip club with a unique layout of using two lengthy bars as a dance stage and a stand-only stage in between the bars with a video camera in front of…

I agree the Racehorse! You can find the right women for $20 a song during the day that is going to give you a great dance! Went back in…

One of the best places to go while in New Orleans! No matter what time of the day it is!!! The day shift has some really hot women which is…

went during bcs week place was packed and had 30 ladies working.just a note to book guy the bar is their stage so i always move my drink to the side so…

Another bad experience at Visions. As a girl walked the bar and got to my position, she decided she needed to move my stuff out from in front of me for her…

The annual Christmas parties are this Friday the 14th and next Friday the 21st and I can't wait. They usually have over 100 girls working throughout the day and the food is…

Had a decent time here recently. It's still VERY smoky, but I guess if you're willing to brave the oxygen-free zones then you'll probably enjoy yourself. Lappers available for $20 per song…

I have been to Visions several times over the last year. It is a friendly club, good prices, better than average girls, and good management. They have good lunches, New Orleans style…

Went back for the 1st time since katrina a few months back. Stage set-up is the same. They still have the same dance area, but now have an additional VIP…

maybe it was an off day but this place is changing for the worse the cover is now 4.00 no big deal however the girls or not as freindly as in the…

Another below-average experience here (and I note that the respondents who disagree have only ever reviewed one ... ahem ... exactly ONE club in their entire membership history) recently. I drop in…

Book Guy must have awoke on the wrong side of the bed because the girls here are friendly, beautiful, and plentiful. Most days there are 18 to 20 girls and at night…

Visions is where the locals go in New Orleans. You'll have to drive well out of downtown (probably a $20 cab ride?) to the intersection of Downman Road and Chef Menteur Highway…

This place is great. Lots of extras!You will leave here happy. You'll need plenty of $$$$$$$$$. Lots of girls...best come in after 7pm. Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, its in a bad part of…

This club is located in the bad part of New Orleans, known as New Orlenas East. You must cross a bridge to get to it, and then go through a shady…

Stopped in at Visions about 9pm on a Monday evening. The Bar/Stage is an interesting concept. The parking lot was well lit and the doorman seemed to be keeping an…

The club has increased the number of girls working during the day and night shifts with a little bit of everything for everyone's tastes. With free lunch Monday through Friday this is…

Went to the club about 2pm in the day. Was damaged by Katrina but the remodel is greater than before with just as pretty girls. The dancers are friendly with…

this club is still in the top 10 in Louisiana there is little hustle factor compared to the French quarter clubs. most of the time you have to get the girls attention…

Visions is still the best thing going on in the area. The French Quarter is all about the tourism business and the dancers' ability to work the large crowds. No great deals…

Had some DREADFUL experiences at Visions lately. I'm dropping them out of my pantheon of recommended New Orleans clubs. Not sure what's going on. Seems that the scammers and hustlers are congregating…

I'm going to have to start agreeing with Frisky69, that this place isn't as good as the French Quarter clubs any more. The more attractive girls are gravitating toward the money, and…

Holy crap. This place is not a strip club like you are probably expecting. It is a titty bar. By that I mean it's a bar where topless girls dance/walk along…

This is probably (and unfortunately) the best club in New Orleans. But that's not saying much. Visions is definitely better than the French Quarter "clean" clubs, and although there are very few (or…

The club is better than ever and still the best in New Orleans. Skip the quarter clubs and come here. I guess the big news here is that they are building…

this is a nice club in a bad area of town however they have a watchmen at the door ckecking the parking lot.without this i would be afraid to leave my car.now…

Before the storm Visions was one of the greatest clubs ever including Vegas. After it is still one of the best ever. It's best point may be that it is…

went by visions for the frist time in several months. New Orleans may not be back to normal but visions is. Lots of women working for a Thursday night.…

I decided to go back here after the big storm to see how its going. Still the best place in New Orleans - although on a national scale, its probably middle…

This is effectively the only club outside the French Quarter that is worth going to in New Orleans. It used to be that there were a few out in New Orleans East…

The club now has over 200 girls on the roster with some of them flying in from Memphis, Houston, Philly, New York and Chicago to work for a couple of weeks at…

New Orleans since Katrina is like a frontier gold rush town, not many families, lots of contractors and laborers who all go out looking for a good time and apparently all go…

went on a saturday afternoon the place had 12 girls and bussiness was booming. cover charge was 3.50 same as before. there is no hustle factor you have to approach the girls…

I visited this club last week and it was outstanding. Reasonable cover ($7.00) and drinks were not overpriced as they are on Bourbon. Dancers are attractive and friendly. Laps…

still not up to pre katrina level with the amount of girls however they seem to have more on each visit. the afternoon shift is better because of the crowds at night.…

I finally made it back here post hurricane and found a mix of old and new girls. The place was jam packed with guys and not enough girls but that was the…

Used to give this club a 9 or a 10 but since its' reopening after Katrina, it's about a 7. Still good looking girls but the place is now ridiculously crowded (due…

If you are looking for a laid back strip joint this is the place for you. No need to dress up many patrons come straight from a hard days work. The beers…

visions has finally reopen went in the afternoon only five girls working club is the same setup as before $3.50 cover that includes your first beer and lap dances or $20.00 and…

Grand Opening is now Feb 1. They had issues with getting power connected to the building.

I got an e-mail from the owner. Grand opening is Jan 26. He hinted that there may be major changes to the interior. Private VIP rooms could propel this place…

Good news heard that the reopen date is jan 10 club looks in prettygood shape

From their web site: We are currently gutting, ripping, renovating and replacing. The girls are anxious and ready to get back to work. Our tentative date to re-open is December 1 pending…

Yet another EXCELLANT experience, HOT friendly ladies, COLD cheap beer, away from the French Quarter, just the way I like it!!! And the dances are the best in N.O.

What can I say? NOLA has been good to me. I am trying to branch out a bit from my favorite spot, which is still Temptations. Visions is a…

Another great night at visions last week. This place beats the quarter any time. I hope I didn't break any rules of the board here but I got to talking…

Great place, wonderful girls. I go here all time and the girl to guy ratio is usually in your favor. The girls are down to earth and more then willing to spend…

Wow! Just went there today for lunch. Not many people in there, so there was a good ratio of girls to guys. Most girls were 8s to 10s.…

This club is at least 15 minutes from the Quarter but worth the trip. There are lots of girls, and most were in the 8+ range. They dance on a…

Best club in the area as far as I'm concerned. I go by visions religiously when in town and the private dances are excellent for the money. It's best to…

hottests concept, best looking girls, fair drink prices, inexpensive tabletop dances, fantastic local scene, sport/neighborhood bar atmostphere, no cover, no hussle like other bars..best bar i have experienced in 25 years! there's…

Bachelor's party on Friday, June 11th 2005. Cover charge $7.00 (You get one "free" beer ticket with the cover charge This should not even be called a "Strip Club" as the girls in there…

This place has improved tenfold since my first visit, some years ago. Back then, you had to join their VIP club to be allowed to pay extra to enter the VIP lounge,…

One of the best places in the country. Reasonable prices on drinks. Beautiful women. Low pressure. Lap dances are worth the money.

Sunday night = low, low, low talent Saw a complete round of dancers and none had that certain something. I was almost tempted to hit some of the French Quarter clubs, but thought…

Another visit to this place. Nothing has changed. It is a place for the toursit. It is still alot of fun early or late. The girls are hot with some being ok.…

This place is in kind of a bad part of town. The taxi driver told me not to walk out alone. It has a big long horseshoe shaped bar. The only seats…

I finally got to go here since I was in town for a business trip. The previous reviews are pretty much on the mark. This is much better than the clubs…

went weekday afternoon cover is 3.50 there were six girls working this day.one main stage witch doubles as a bar. the girls were working the room talking mostly with the regulars and…

Came on a Saturday at ~noon; place was surprisingly busy. Probably around 20 or so girls. By 3 o'clock, the bar closest to the door (the only one in use…

Was recently in New Orleans on business. Clubs in the French Quarter have been extremely lame in the past, so I didn't even waste my time in that neck of the…

Easily the best club that I visited in New Orleans. I don't know how they get away with being so much more accomidating, but at least on the day shift they…

went on saturday before mardi gras and was the wrong time to go. the girls were few in number i counted 10 for a saturday very low and they not to freindly.…

I went here this past saturday and was very impressed! The girls were all gorgeous (exept one that was just decent looking). Lap dances cost about $30. Worth every…

This place is hit or miss. Having grown up here, I can remember when the Candy Club ( former namesake ) was the best value away from the Fench quarter.…

I think our previous reviewers have done an adequate job explaining the decor (or lack thereof) of this blue collar establishment. I arrived late afternoon on Wednesday. $3.50 cover this afternoon to…

Got here on a Sunday evening at around midnight. It was a bit dead, understandable given the time. This place is a bit different -- there is a small stage…

The best bang for your buck in NO. As said before, the "ambiance" leaves much to be desired, but the dancers are mostly in the 6-8 range, and most are very…

I have been to a lot of Strip clubs in New Orleans, but Visions is the best. The Girls Are Hot, very Friendly, drinks are great, very comfortable I look Forward to…

I do a lot of business in New Orleans and one of the locals directed me to this place. All I can say is wo. The girls on avreage are…

Back here on a Sunday PM. One piece of advice: on Sundays, this place doesn't open until 4pm. Other days, it opens at 11AM. 50/50 b/w new girls and…

I was down in New Orleans for ten days, pretty much hit everyclub in the area. I can honestly say you can get more action in a regular bar with the way…

I've been to this club a number of times, each offering a different experience. Cover charge is $7.00 (you get a free beer). There are two bars in which girls…

It had been a while, so I went to Visions on a Friday afternoon around 3:00 in September 2004. There was a cover/one drink minimum charge. I sat at the…

Had a business trip to New Orleans and spent some time hitting all the local spots...including Visions because of online reviews. I went on a Thurs. and Fri. night.…

Went back here around a month ago (post apparently was accidently deleted). Arrived around 1pm on a Saturday. Same story as usual: 10-12 girls, 3-4 of which were hot enough…

I went back. This is my second visit. This place has really improved since my last visit. Maybe i went on a bad night. The dancers were friendlier and the club looked…

A couple of years ago, I used to go to this club on a fairly regular basis and back then there was a slight but noticeable difference between the day and night…

This club is a good club. The lay out is a horse shoe bar and the girls dance on top of it. The dances in the back room go for 20 bucks…

This is probably the best club in New Orleans, especially for the lap dance afficianado. I prefer going there during the day, when the selection of girls is good and there are…

Can't SAY enough good about Visions here. Been going to the club (as an unknown) since its inception. It has never failed to bring out the beast in me and allow me…

Tried this club again recently with similar results. Went on a weekday at around 2-3pm. One bar operating with 20-30 guys at the bar and another 5-10 guys hanging around…

Ok Place. I have been before. You could have fun here if you go on a crowded night with alot of energy. The girls look ok. The drinks are high.

Having been disappointed by other clubs in New Orleans over the years that I have traveled there on business, I wasn't expecting a lot from Visions. Wow, was I wrong!…

this club is off the beaten path but is the best club in the new orleans area. the girls are friendly and will not push for drinks are dances, most times you…

After reading the reviews here, I had to check it out. In a scetchy part of town, not much to look at from the outside, not much to look at on…

This place is different for sure. It is a BAR, not a gentlemans club. When you walk in the only places to sit here is at the bar. The…

The best strip joint outside of the Quarter. Definitely a strip joint, not a "gentlemen's club." Not many tourists or business executives, but instead plenty of regular blue collar working…