Dancin' Bare Reviews

Came here while passing through town. Definitely had a good time.

Dancers were placed at two stages. Typical 3 song set. Just like most places in Oregon, girls are eager to please for tips while on stage. It was a slow Tuesday evening, so most of them came by after...

I stopped by hoping that a dancer I had heard about would be dancing. Unfortunately she wasn't there but I did sit down at the rack and enjoy a few dancers. The club itself is about typical for most Portland clubs which means a bit rundown. There...

Dropped in on a Tuesday evening around 9PM. This place is a dive bar with strippers. Lots of pool tables, large bar area and a couple of stages. I got the impression that the girls all knew most of the customers in the bar. A pint...

Wouldnt waste your time here. I showed up late afternoon. Girls were under par, lots of cellulite that day. Even worse, they were apathetic. uninterested in dancing, in money for dancing. Kinda like they were all tired of being strippers. Not really what I got to a club for.
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I hadn't been to this place in a couple years so I figured it was time to stop by again. I liked it a lot better this time. There was a somewhat better variety of girls this time. Last time it was all skinny, un-curvy types but this time there...

George's Dancin' Bare is similar to Mary's, The Acropolis, and Club 205- forget about 'private' dances, tip at the stage, and enjoy some decent pub food at a cheap price. Like the other clubs mentioned, it's more than a little seedy and more than a little run-down. The few times...

On a recent visit to Portland I took myself on tour of a number of spots downtown and then also to Dancin Bare which is located along the light rail transit line about 15 minutes from downtown. I usually fly when I am traveling for business and typically am without...

This place was OK. I would save your time for a more fun place. I do not think Portland is a good place for clubs. Alot of guys not spending money. The atompshere is relaxed and not to pushy. The girls were just average. The girls were girl next door...

Stopped by this place with some buddies on a Saturday night. There were a fair number of girls on hand, rotating between 3 stages. For the first song they are clothed, they go topless on the 2nd song, and the 3rd song it all comes off! Nothing...

The Dancin Bare is my neighborhood strip club. I've been in there many times over the years. It's not my favorite titty bar in Portland, but it definitely not the worst and it is close to home so it gets a lot of business from me. The place is basically...

Visited late afternoon / early evening. Only six girls on duty initially but more were arriving in time for a pole competition later (which I didn't stay for). The girls worked on two stages, doing three songs on each then moving across to the other stage 10 or...

This is my local club and i really like it- has a neighborhood bar vibe. During the day there are not that many hot chicks, but in the eves there are usually 9 girls, a couple of which are usually very hot. Overall, a chill place to go and view...

It was an ok time here. Went here for a friends birthday party. Its really more of a neighborhood bar with good entertainment. Half the guys I was with were more interested in watching the fights on TV than the girls. The Lap dance area is...

I was in on a Saturday around 12:30 in the afternoon. It was pretty quiet with 3 girls doing 3 song sets on 1 stage and just maybe 5 or 6 customers, some playing video games. There was no DJ and the girls were selecting their own music....

Went there on a Saturday night (12/29/2007) at around 9:30pm. No cover. There were 9 girls in rotation, dancing on 3 stages. The girls were primarily 5's and 6's with one girl being an 8. They danced to 3 songs at a time (first song is clothed, second is topless,...

I went there on a Saturday afternoon (Dec 8th) and was pretty impressed. They had a few beautiful dancers working. One dancer was probably in her mid 30s and had the body of a fitness model. She was perfect. The dancers were friendly and took time...

I went there on a Saturday evening relatively early - probably about 8:00. Things weren't really going yet and those that were there seemed to be regulars. It actually feels more like a neighborhood bar than a strip club. Which is good or bad thing depending on how you like...

Went in on a recent early Saturday afternoon. This club isn't particularly clean or modern, and I certainly wouldn't want to eat there. I wasn't expecting much in terms of talent, but was pleasantly surprised to find two very hot girls working. It doesn't take long to...

Went back tonite, the girls were hot, but man do the drinks suck. After ordering and drinking five drinks I still didn't have a buzz way too weak. They now have a mandatory tipping policy if you are in the club you must tip the dancers or you...

After being a bit grossed out at the Exotica CLub, I ventured west and stopped into this little local bar, known for good food, drinks, and good looking (and conservative) dancers. I was highly enthralled by a beautiful and busty blonde for her three dances. The next dancer...

I agree pretty much with what other posters have said about D'B, except I wouldn't recommend the other clubs mentioned over D'B.

The place is a run down dump, but the women working the stages are usually pretty decent. People working behind the bar, at the door, and at the tables...

Beer is too expensive, place is run-down and cold inside. Women are usally pretty good looking, but the beer is really expensive like $5 a glass. Too bad, it has a good location. Also skip the lap dances may as well not bother, go to Jiggles if...

Older style club, black painted walls and ceiling. Saturday afternoon dancers not bad, a couple of realy attractive girls, several average. The food is decent. Typical Portland area club, more like a neighborhood bar with nude dancers. Beer prices are reasonable, doesn't have the selection at the Acropolis. Convieniently located...

Here on a Thursday evening before a race weekend at PIR. I expected it to be packed with race fans. Nope. Pretty quiet. 2 stages in operation with 4 dancers in a 3 song rotation. All dancers were on the petite side, most with no augmentation. Drink service was prompt,...

Fairly typical of the kinds of clubs one finds in Portland -- pool tables, good food, exotic dancers. The Dancin' Bare has two stages, and a surprising number of dancers -- some of them quite attractive. Dancers do sets of two or three songs (picked from a juke box next...