Angry Strippers

A couple friends were visiting me in Portland for the first time. They were from out of the country and were asking about “Portland Weed” and the “Portland strip clubs.” So Friday night I took them to a dispensary to got them loaded up on edibles and then set out to find a nice “Portland strip club” for the evening.

I figured the Dancin Bare would be as good as any to give my friends the real experience and I was not disappointed. And by that I mean: we had an experience.

The drinks were reasonably priced. The bouncer was professional. The bartender was nice. Not many other patrons. Actually, other than us, it was just a couple guys playing pool in the corner. The dancers were pretty rough around the corners though.