Dancin' Bare
Closed
8440 N Interstate Ave Portland, OR 97217

I'm neutral on this club, but...

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wildbourbon
Jun 27, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I'm neutral on this club, but probably will check out others before coming back. It's a large bar with a main stage and two pit dance areas. When I came, there were 5 girls dancing and all 3 areas were being used. There were maybe 10 patrons total, so the place felt completely empty.<br>

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I ordered at the bar and service was slow. The bartender had a scowl on her face and wasn't friendly. I stayed for about 45 minutes and tipped 3 of the dancers. I would say the best looking dancer was a 7 and the other two I tipped were 6's. The other dancers were 4's. There's no contact at the rack and the tameness of the dances led me to believe the private dances wouldn't be much fun.<br>

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Thankfully the dancers were pretty friendly and willing to pause a little and make small talk. The best looking dancer informed me she danced at another club and convinced to try it a different day when she would be working. There were two pool tables and several poker machines. This is probably an OK place to hang out if you want to go to a bar with naked ladies, but otherwise it's unremarkable. If they had 10 more dancers on shift, like I would expect on a Saturday night @ 11 PM, it would probably be better. I felt bad that one of the dancers never brought anybody to the stage, so she eventually gave up and just sat at the end of the stage until the set was over.

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