Dancin' Bare
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8440 N Interstate Ave Portland, OR 97217

It had been so long since...

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PortlandDave
Dec 4, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

It had been so long since I'd been in here, I'd forgotten what it was like. It's huge inside. Three stages, pool tables, etc. Obviously in the afternoon, only one stage was in use. The club was quite dark. The darkest of any club I've ever been in Portland.

Three dancers were on duty: one blonde, one brunette, and one which appeared to be redhead but was hard to be certain in the darker atmosphere. Three song sets. Two of the dancers got pretty up close and personal at the rack at least once during their set. The third didn't seem to have any takers so who knows how friendly she'd be. Being a pretty big stage meant the dancers weren't always very close to you when they were dancing in front of another patron. And seeing them isn't easy with only one red light pulsating to the musical beat lighting up the stage. Did I mention it was dark?

Kind of eerie to have such a big club be so empty even though the number of patrons was typical of any club in Portland in the afternoon. It's just that it's so spacious inside.

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