No Touching!

This place really crams "no touching" down your throat. As soon as I walked in, the guy checking IDs said something to the effect of "absolutely don't touch the dancers under any circumstances." There's several clubs in Portland where this is the policy, but I don't remember having the doorman immediately lecture about it upon entry. I sat at the rail, and there was a sign up reiterating the "no touching" rule.

Confusingly, the three dancers I watched all gave contact at the rail -- draping a leg on your shoulder, laying their head on your lap, and generally contact short of actually coming down and sitting on your lap. I agreed to a dance for $25, misinterpreting the dancer's demeanor and our pre-dance conversation thinking there might be minor touching, and indeed once the private dance started, she added that hands had to stay at my sides. The rest of the club experience was lackluster, and I can't think of a reason to go here over the Kit Kat Club, Sassy's, Club 205, Rose City, or DV8 if I just want to see stage dances.