Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

Dancin' Bare Reviews

• review

  3 years ago
  No dancers anymore

  I have visited the dancing bare on previous visits to Portland so stopped by when I got to town. Pointless, they club appears to have changed it's business. The stage was gone and there...
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  maninsc

  South Carolina
• review

  4 years ago
  Angry Strippers

  A couple friends were visiting me in Portland for the first time. They were from out of the country and were asking about “Portland Weed” and the “Portland strip clubs.” So Friday night I...
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  Jason27
• review

  5 years ago
  True Dive Club

  I have been to the Dancin' Bare twice now, the first being almost a year ago on a weeknight and the second being last Saturday early afternoon, and I must say as a strip...
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  SirLapdancealot
  SirLapdancealot

  Knight of the Round Table Dance
• review

  5 years ago
  Dive with Occasional Views

  Dancin' Bare raised an eyebrow or two when I suggested it as the nearest strip club to our hotel. It seems the name may evoke different ideas to those now familiar with the homophonic...
  Jeff5000

  Aficionado of Dance
• review

  6 years ago
  Walked in, scoped it out, walked out

  I went on a Friday night around 11pm. The venue is actually way bigger on the outside than it looks on the inside. It’s relatively clean and nice, decent on the inside for looking...
  Smarty1

  Oregon
• review

  7 years ago
  This Place Is Going Downhill

  I used to enjoy my visits to this club but was disappointed on this latest visit. This was about 7pm, so early evening. Generally made to feel unwelcome, I was given an ID...
  johnnyx

  England
• review

  7 years ago
  blah

  My first visit in many years. Nothing had changed. It's big, but empty. Draft cheap beer was $4.25. At 1 in the afternoon, maybe half a dozen PLs and three dancers. Two...
  ArtCollege

  Oregon
• review

  7 years ago
  Mixed bag, bug a comfy one

  When we first walked in a group of patrons (mixed guys and girls) were standing near the entrance playing an arcade game. In the background a dancer was baring it all to the...
  Hypnokitten

  Oregon
• review

  7 years ago
  No Touching!

  This place really crams "no touching" down your throat. As soon as I walked in, the guy checking IDs said something to the effect of "absolutely don't touch the dancers under any circumstances." There's...
  porgy

  Washington
• review

  8 years ago
  Dancing Bare

  I had some time to kill on a Saturday evening and had never been here before so I decided to check it out. It was pretty quiet but the were a number of very...
  anonzer
• review

  8 years ago
  Not for everyone; perfect for some.

  The Dancin' Bare is nothing special to look at. From the outside the name is punny, the sign was mocked up on a cocktail napkin as a joke, and the place is painted a...
  Bile
• review

  8 years ago
  23/44

  The first time I ever came to Dancin' Bare it was about 7pm on a Friday night. My girl was taking a pole dancing class down the road and I had about an hour...
  GardnyTheElder

  Washington
• review

  8 years ago
  Great for Avoiding Traffic

  I would recommend the Bare because of its location and proximity to Washington State. Prices are average I got two very tame lap dances they were wholly unremarkable. They have three stages...
  Timay

  Washington
• review

  9 years ago
  Didn't like the name, but pleasantly surprised!

  I've avoided this place because of the name. It sounds a little ridiculous. But I had an hour to kill, and it did have pretty good reviews, so I stopped in. The interior isn't anything...
  SydneyLexic

  Indiana
• review

  9 years ago
  Would go back

  I visited this club while passing through one day, it is easily accessible and has parking. I walked in, pleased that they have no cover, and can tell it's very laid back with not...
  Bigdawg15
• review

  9 years ago
  So this will be my very...

  So this will be my very first review for the Bare! This was one of the very first strip clubs i visited back in the day when i first turned 21! There was once...
  jdub95
• review

  10 years ago
  I decided to check this place...

  I decided to check this place out on my way home day since I had been on xoticspot.com and saw e really hot dancer who was supposed to be working that afternoon. It...
  BilliD

  Oregon
• review

  10 years ago
  First club I noticed here on...

  First club I noticed here on visit 2 years ago (long before moving here.) - Very prominent on Interstate Avenue! Early Fri night. Maybe a dozen men at tables and rails - $4.50 beer -...
  ddddav
• review

  10 years ago
  I'm neutral on this club, but...

  I'm neutral on this club, but probably will check out others before coming back. It's a large bar with a main stage and two pit dance areas. When I came, there were 5 girls...
  wildbourbon

  Front room DFK leads to your wife leaving you.
• review

  11 years ago
  I had been here a few...

  I had been here a few times in the past and it seemed alright, kind of chill with good food and nice dancers. but nowadays its even better. All of the dances...
  richardwilson

  Oregon
• review

  11 years ago
  I have been to the Dancin'...

  I have been to the Dancin' Bare before and this visit I made on October 12 was right up there in quality. There was a new dancer, Heidi, from Boise (I believe I heard,...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  11 years ago
  I was here 5/31/2013 and they...

  I was here 5/31/2013 and they don't have the $5 steak special anymore (apparently gone as of last year) Also, why is this the ONLY strip club in Portland that doesn't allow you to...
  jtliu
• review

  12 years ago
  It had been so long since...

  It had been so long since I'd been in here, I'd forgotten what it was like. It's huge inside. Three stages, pool tables, etc. Obviously in the afternoon, only one stage...
  PortlandDave

  California
• review

  12 years ago
  A few years...

  A few years back I used to work in Portland a lot and this was 1 of my hangouts. I stopped in alittle while back when I was passing through. Not...
  TheFword

  Nevada
• review

  12 years ago
  I stopped here after flying into...

  I stopped here after flying into town on a Monday night, since it was on my way to my hotel. It's a pretty big bar, with a few stages (they were only utilizing one...
  inaccord18