Reviews

I have visited the dancing bare on previous visits to Portland so stopped by when I got to town. Pointless, they club appears to have changed it's business. The stage was gone and there weren't…

A couple friends were visiting me in Portland for the first time. They were from out of the country and were asking about “Portland Weed” and the “Portland strip clubs.” So Friday night I took…

I have been to the Dancin' Bare twice now, the first being almost a year ago on a weeknight and the second being last Saturday early afternoon, and I must say as a strip club…

Dancin' Bare raised an eyebrow or two when I suggested it as the nearest strip club to our hotel. It seems the name may evoke different ideas to those now familiar with the homophonic "Dancing…

I went on a Friday night around 11pm. The venue is actually way bigger on the outside than it looks on the inside. It’s relatively clean and nice, decent on the inside for looking pretty…

I used to enjoy my visits to this club but was disappointed on this latest visit. This was about 7pm, so early evening. Generally made to feel unwelcome, I was given an ID check…

My first visit in many years. Nothing had changed. It's big, but empty. Draft cheap beer was $4.25. At 1 in the afternoon, maybe half a dozen PLs and three dancers. Two were…

When we first walked in a group of patrons (mixed guys and girls) were standing near the entrance playing an arcade game. In the background a dancer was baring it all to the two…

This place really crams "no touching" down your throat. As soon as I walked in, the guy checking IDs said something to the effect of "absolutely don't touch the dancers under any circumstances." There's several…

I had some time to kill on a Saturday evening and had never been here before so I decided to check it out. It was pretty quiet but the were a number of very hot…

The Dancin' Bare is nothing special to look at. From the outside the name is punny, the sign was mocked up on a cocktail napkin as a joke, and the place is painted a color…

The first time I ever came to Dancin' Bare it was about 7pm on a Friday night. My girl was taking a pole dancing class down the road and I had about an hour to…