Reviews

I have visited the dancing bare on previous visits to Portland so stopped by when I got to town. Pointless, they club appears to have changed it's business. The stage was gone and there weren't…

A couple friends were visiting me in Portland for the first time. They were from out of the country and were asking about “Portland Weed” and the “Portland strip clubs.” So Friday night I took…

I have been to the Dancin' Bare twice now, the first being almost a year ago on a weeknight and the second being last Saturday early afternoon, and I must say as a strip club…

Dancin' Bare raised an eyebrow or two when I suggested it as the nearest strip club to our hotel. It seems the name may evoke different ideas to those now familiar with the homophonic "Dancing…

I went on a Friday night around 11pm. The venue is actually way bigger on the outside than it looks on the inside. It’s relatively clean and nice, decent on the inside for looking pretty…

I used to enjoy my visits to this club but was disappointed on this latest visit. This was about 7pm, so early evening. Generally made to feel unwelcome, I was given an ID check…

My first visit in many years. Nothing had changed. It's big, but empty. Draft cheap beer was $4.25. At 1 in the afternoon, maybe half a dozen PLs and three dancers. Two were…

When we first walked in a group of patrons (mixed guys and girls) were standing near the entrance playing an arcade game. In the background a dancer was baring it all to the two…

This place really crams "no touching" down your throat. As soon as I walked in, the guy checking IDs said something to the effect of "absolutely don't touch the dancers under any circumstances." There's several…

I had some time to kill on a Saturday evening and had never been here before so I decided to check it out. It was pretty quiet but the were a number of very hot…

The Dancin' Bare is nothing special to look at. From the outside the name is punny, the sign was mocked up on a cocktail napkin as a joke, and the place is painted a color…

The first time I ever came to Dancin' Bare it was about 7pm on a Friday night. My girl was taking a pole dancing class down the road and I had about an hour to…

I would recommend the Bare because of its location and proximity to Washington State. Prices are average I got two very tame lap dances they were wholly unremarkable. They have three stages with…

I've avoided this place because of the name. It sounds a little ridiculous. But I had an hour to kill, and it did have pretty good reviews, so I stopped in. The interior isn't anything to…

I visited this club while passing through one day, it is easily accessible and has parking. I walked in, pleased that they have no cover, and can tell it's very laid back with not terrible…

So this will be my very first review for the Bare! This was one of the very first strip clubs i visited back in the day when i first turned 21! There was once a…

I decided to check this place out on my way home day since I had been on xoticspot.com and saw e really hot dancer who was supposed to be working that afternoon. It is…

First club I noticed here on visit 2 years ago (long before moving here.) - Very prominent on Interstate Avenue! Early Fri night. Maybe a dozen men at tables and rails - $4.50 beer - prompt…

I'm neutral on this club, but probably will check out others before coming back. It's a large bar with a main stage and two pit dance areas. When I came, there were 5 girls dancing…

I had been here a few times in the past and it seemed alright, kind of chill with good food and nice dancers. but nowadays its even better. All of the dances were…

I have been to the Dancin' Bare before and this visit I made on October 12 was right up there in quality. There was a new dancer, Heidi, from Boise (I believe I heard, not…

I was here 5/31/2013 and they don't have the $5 steak special anymore (apparently gone as of last year) Also, why is this the ONLY strip club in Portland that doesn't allow you to use…

It had been so long since I'd been in here, I'd forgotten what it was like. It's huge inside. Three stages, pool tables, etc. Obviously in the afternoon, only one stage was…

A few years back I used to work in Portland a lot and this was 1 of my hangouts. I stopped in alittle while back when I was passing through. Not much…

I stopped here after flying into town on a Monday night, since it was on my way to my hotel. It's a pretty big bar, with a few stages (they were only utilizing one when…