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Spearmint Rhino
505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Reviews

review
published 7 yrs ago
Depressing
reviewed by
Dunghoe

6.3

This place is a joke I think the highlight of my night was meeting this beautiful black woman . I forgot her name but damn was she beautiful I hung out with her in VIP…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Nothing Special in the Only Game In Town
reviewed by
PutaTester

5.7

Entered about 8pm on a Wednesday. Free parking. Cover $16. No pat down. No ID check. Two blocks from my hotel and I had no concerns about the general area.

The manager was also the…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Two more shots for the only Central Coast Cali club
reviewed by
panza80

5.7

This review will be for my last two recent visits to this club.
Given my relatively nice last two experiences in this club (after the first one which was terrible) I decided to give this…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Another visit this time in the late evening
reviewed by
panza80

7.0

So wanted to be fair and update my take on this club. I know I said in the last review I'd never go back again, well that lasted 1/2 a year. Just aren't…

review
published 10 yrs ago
"Try to convince other strip club...
reviewed by
panza80

3.0

"Try to convince other strip club hounds why they should or shouldn't visit" Uh don't visit. This club was a complete waste of time for the following reasons:

  1. To my taste there were zero…
review
published 11 yrs ago
I was in town on business...
reviewed by
500bucks

5.3

I was in town on business and decided to stop by this downtown club. Parking in the back seemed safe and the doorman was friendly and took a modest cover charge. The club was very,…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This is the only strip club...
reviewed by
tuscl

4.7

This is the only strip club within the nearby area. It becomes fairly busy as the night progresses and seating is limited so everyone is swapping seats with tippers row or standing. There is a…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This is the only club in...
reviewed by
nsknikejr

5.7

This is the only club in the area. The quality of the club is decent. The night I went there the room was completely full of guys, and there weren't enough seats to…

review
published 11 yrs ago
If you live on the central...
reviewed by
oyelr67

7.3

If you live on the central coast this is the only strip club between Santa Barbara and the Bay area. Since there is no competition they can kind of take advantage of that and charge…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This is only club around the...
reviewed by
KingxGorilla

7.7

This is only club around the area aside from Santa Barbara, but only if you wanna travel that far. So the pickings are slim for the most part. Small, dark, not seedy, but dark place.…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I've stopped in this club a...
reviewed by
mostlydumb

6.3

I've stopped in this club a few times and as others have said, it's hit or miss. The club is very small and I've never seen more than 5 or 6 dancers on shift at…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I have found that this particular...
reviewed by
Jeffman007

5.7

I have found that this particular club is very hit or miss. Sometimes you'll get a fantastic line-up and you wont want to leave. Others you walk in and then walk out. Its a fairly…