Reviews

This is only club around the area aside from Santa Barbara, but only if you wanna travel that far. So the pickings are slim for the most part. Small, dark, not seedy, but dark place.…

I've stopped in this club a few times and as others have said, it's hit or miss. The club is very small and I've never seen more than 5 or 6 dancers on shift at…

I have found that this particular club is very hit or miss. Sometimes you'll get a fantastic line-up and you wont want to leave. Others you walk in and then walk out. Its a fairly…

love this place, small and comfy. I went over a year ago and now remembered to write a review. they had a buy one lap dance get one free special going on, which…

Went here on a Thursday evening, about 5:30 PM. There was a $10 cover at the door. The place seemed kinda dead when I walked in; I could only see one girl and no one…

Went here a few months ago at 5pm on a Saturday, before the $15 cover charge took effect at 5:30. It's a small place, very dimly lit, so it took a while before I could…

I stopped in to the Spearmint Rhino about 2 weeks ago. This was my first visit to a Spearmint Rhino anywhere, but I was close to the one in Santa Maria and wanted to…

When visiting central California (SLO, Avila Beach, Pismo Beach) this is the only game in town. My few visits have been fun. Arriving early, say 6 PM, I've been the only customer in the place.…

I have been to this club multiple times over the last decade. I have family in town and head out when visiting after 10pm bedtimes. This discreet club in the middle of…

Pretty good for a small town joint... staff was friendly... most dancers were good looking. Two for one Tuesdays are a decent deal, since private nude dances are 40 bucks each. Overall a…

One of those days when it is really really slow. I went in around 5 PM and there were quite a few people and just before 5.30 everyone left. Looks like if you stay after…

This is pretty much a rundown little dump in a small (pop: 70,000) town in the middle of nowhere. The club is in probably the 2nd…

Since this place hasn't been reviewed in quite some time, and I a recent experience, I thought I should provide a review. The Spearmint Rhino in Santa Maria is the only place you can go on…

Unfortunately this club was as much a miss this time around as it was a hit back in June. On the plus side, all the employees from the doorman to the cocktail waitress to…

Went in last night (Thursday) around 8:30pm. First, i have to say I drove by the place because it's so small and nondescript. I almost didn't go in because it seemed to be…

Was at this club last Summer and decided to stop in this year again. I noticed that the quality of the girls has gotten a bit better. Was there on a Saturday night and you…

I was in the area and wanted to stop in at one of my favorite "rest stops". I wasn't disappointed. The girls were as friendly as usual. I took advantage of their…

I visited this club on a recent wednesday about 4 pm. The club opens at 3 and there was only one other patron that I could see, but the place was so dark that I…