I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and decided to stop by this downtown club. Parking in the back seemed safe and the doorman was friendly and took a modest cover charge. The club was very, very small inside and dimly lit. Two guys were sitting at a very small stage and one dancer was on it. No other girls in sight, but I could hear them in an area off to the side that seemed like it may have had rooms or booths, or it may have just been the dressing room. I sat down with, the two guys left, the dancer left the stage, and there I sat. By myself. For more than 30 minutes. Finally a dancer(a 2 on a scale of 1 to 10) came out and asked if I wanted a private dance. I politely declined, thinking that maybe now the girls were finally coming out. No such luck. After about 15 more minutes of sitting there by myself listening to the music without anyone around but me and the doorman I had had enough so I went to him, pulled out my roll of hundreds, and asked him "how in the hell can I spend money on girls if there aren't any to see?" I asked if they were packed with customers in the back and he said no, and he was agitated at the girls to. He got on the microphone calling "all girls to the stage". Nothing. So he tried again. Nothing again. I told him that I appreciated his attempt but how can you run a business like this? He apologized and gave me my cover charge back. He was cool.<br>

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All in all it was by far the worst strip club experience I ever had. Ridiculous.