Spearmint Rhino
505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Not a terrible Monday at the Rhino

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thekid2010
Nov 4, 2025, 5:36 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Retuned to the Rhino after about a year and a half for a friends birthday. Sadly, not much has changed but there were a few newer ladies. Parking is in the back. Small club only seats about 40. We got there right before 10p and only paid 10$ cover. There were only about 5-6 other guys and about 8 ladies to start. Ordered a water and sat back to enjoy the show.

 

First ladies on stage was Sosa who is probably a 9. Unfortunately she never really got free from one table of I assume regulars. Most of the ladies are around 7. Most are also still really pushy about dances. After about an hour my friend got a few dances- they have daily dance specials. While he was away, I was approached by Nova. A solid 8 with a beautiful face. She actually sat down to chat before asking about dances. We talked for a bit and I decided to get some dances. Regular pice dances are $50 nude. Monday special was $150 for 15m. Did the special. As I suspected it took quite a bit of time before the dance was really all nude. There was a little grinding but pretty much hands off. Nova has a great body so it wasn’t terrible but zero mileage here. My friend said Alexis was great and was able to explore a little with her but I did not get anymore dances for the night. Overall not a bad way to spend Monday but I will not be visiting soon.

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