Spearmint Rhino

505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

Spearmint Rhino Reviews

• review

  a month ago
  Return to the Rhino

  Returned to the local place after a few years. I usually wait until I travel to SF or LA to partake but I was feeling the urge so I decided to see if anything...
  thekid2010
• review

  4 months ago
  The Santa Maria was Columbus's flagship. Much bigger than the Nina or Pinta.

  Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but other people...
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  5 months ago
  Can be good, depending upon the night, not worth a long drive

  This is an update, but I will include a summary. This is a small place, it only seats 40 people. The stage is in the center and the bathroom is in the...
  Norge
• review

  2 years ago
  Ok if you’re in the area, but hit and miss

  This review is a summary of multiple visits. Cover is 16 at night. The club is really small. And will only seat around 50 people There is one...
  Norge
• review

  2 years ago
  Really small, really quiet

  The club is the size of a shoebox. There’s one stage and one main area and that’s about it. I went early in the evening on a Sunday and there was basically nobody there....
  stmichel
• review

  4 years ago
  Got what I expected

  First experience at a nearby strip club. I had read and heard really bad things about this place but sooner or later I was going to check it out. Truthfully, it is not as...
  thekid2010
• review

  5 years ago
  Only one in the city

  Came here tonight it has been about 10 years since I have been here. Club is pretty small. 1 stage with a few booths and a bunch of seats. Some of the seats...
  odenthall1
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  northwest101215
• review

  6 years ago
  Small Club but only one for miles

  Cost can be reasonable when specials are going, but too few women. Slow on weekdays and only moderately busy on weekends. Most of the dancers have a good attitude though some may look bored...
  xanniel

  California
• review

  7 years ago
  Depressing

  This place is a joke I think the highlight of my night was meeting this beautiful black woman . I forgot her name but damn was she beautiful I hung out with her in...
  Dunghoe
• review

  7 years ago
  Nothing Special in the Only Game In Town

  Entered about 8pm on a Wednesday. Free parking. Cover $16. No pat down. No ID check. Two blocks from my hotel and I had no concerns about the general area. The manager was also...
  PutaTester

  West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
• review

  8 years ago
  Two more shots for the only Central Coast Cali club

  This review will be for my last two recent visits to this club. Given my relatively nice last two experiences in this club (after the first one which was terrible) I decided to give...
  panza80

  She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket
• review

  8 years ago
  Another visit this time in the late evening

  So wanted to be fair and update my take on this club. I know I said in the last review I'd never go back again, well that lasted 1/2 a year. Just...
  panza80

  She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket
• review

  9 years ago
  "Try to convince other strip club...

  "Try to convince other strip club hounds why they should or shouldn't visit" Uh don't visit. This club was a complete waste of time for the following reasons: 1) To my taste there were...
  panza80

  She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket
• review

  10 years ago
  I was in town on business...

  I was in town on business and decided to stop by this downtown club. Parking in the back seemed safe and the doorman was friendly and took a modest cover charge. The club was...
  500bucks

  Wisconsin
• review

  10 years ago
  This is the only strip club...

  This is the only strip club within the nearby area. It becomes fairly busy as the night progresses and seating is limited so everyone is swapping seats with tippers row or standing. There is...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  11 years ago
  This is the only club in...

  This is the only club in the area. The quality of the club is decent. The night I went there the room was completely full of guys, and there weren't enough seats...
  nsknikejr
• review

  11 years ago
  If you live on the central...

  If you live on the central coast this is the only strip club between Santa Barbara and the Bay area. Since there is no competition they can kind of take advantage of that and...
  oyelr67
• review

  11 years ago
  This is only club around the...

  This is only club around the area aside from Santa Barbara, but only if you wanna travel that far. So the pickings are slim for the most part. Small, dark, not seedy, but dark...
  KingxGorilla
• review

  12 years ago
  I've stopped in this club a...

  I've stopped in this club a few times and as others have said, it's hit or miss. The club is very small and I've never seen more than 5 or 6 dancers on shift...
  mostlydumb

  Wyoming
• review

  12 years ago
  I have found that this particular...

  I have found that this particular club is very hit or miss. Sometimes you'll get a fantastic line-up and you wont want to leave. Others you walk in and then walk out. Its a...
  Jeffman007
• review

  12 years ago
  love this place, small and comfy....

  love this place, small and comfy. I went over a year ago and now remembered to write a review. they had a buy one lap dance get one free special going on,...
  rory2123
• review

  12 years ago
  Went here on a Thursday evening,...

  Went here on a Thursday evening, about 5:30 PM. There was a $10 cover at the door. The place seemed kinda dead when I walked in; I could only see one girl and no...
  captjtkirk77
• review

  13 years ago
  Went here a few months ago...

  Went here a few months ago at 5pm on a Saturday, before the $15 cover charge took effect at 5:30. It's a small place, very dimly lit, so it took a while before I...
  Dave072
• review

  14 years ago
  I stopped in to the Spearmint...

  I stopped in to the Spearmint Rhino about 2 weeks ago. This was my first visit to a Spearmint Rhino anywhere, but I was close to the one in Santa Maria and wanted...
  chris.batty
• review

  14 years ago
  When visiting central California (SLO, Avila...

  When visiting central California (SLO, Avila Beach, Pismo Beach) this is the only game in town. My few visits have been fun. Arriving early, say 6 PM, I've been the only customer in the...
  MrJDW1

  San Leandro, CA