Spearmint Rhino
505 S Broadway
Santa Maria, CA 93454
Reviews
Submit a ReviewA nice time in a small intimate club, will return
Stopped by last night to check out the old, small place. Reports spot on about it being small.
Parked in back for free, lot was nearly full. I was surprised for a Tu night around…
1 commentslast: 2 wks ago(morone99)
morone99
Nov 21, 2025, 7:23 PM
My ears are much better now, thank you
This club wins the Emergency Earplugs Award for playing music so loud that it’s actually painful, so loud that it isn’t possible to order a drink, and so loud that you can’t negotiate with a…
2 commentslast: 1 mo ago(EastCoaster)
m0nkeyb0ne
Nov 6, 2025, 1:25 PM
Not a terrible Monday at the Rhino
Retuned to the Rhino after about a year and a half for a friends birthday. Sadly, not much has changed but there were a few newer ladies. Parking is in the back. Small club only…
thekid2010
Nov 4, 2025, 5:36 PM
OK if you are in the area, better than a year ago, but still marginal
This is a review for both Thursday and Sunday evening.First, the club is very small. It only has about 35 seats. They now scan your ID. After waling in you will see…
Norge
Apr 7, 2025, 6:13 PM
They could do better
The parking and entrance is in back when u walk in you’ll see the guard and u give him your id he pats you down then u about four feet to the right you pick…
Jt562
Sep 11, 2024, 1:18 AM
Typical Spearmint - Good enough to mostly satisfy the urge
Went in on a Saturday night right after opening at 7 PM. A few cars in the lot, so I figured there must be some activity going on. Was told at the cashier that there…
TrainSp0tter
Aug 26, 2024, 4:10 AM
Tried it but won't try it again.
I just left this place and I am disappointed. The club is extremely small. They put mirrors up to make it look bigger. But there is a single stage to the right after you walk…
Gatoradelove
Aug 25, 2024, 4:31 PM
Return to the Rhino
Returned to the local place after a few years. I usually wait until I travel to SF or LA to partake but I was feeling the urge so I decided to see if anything had…
thekid2010
Jun 18, 2024, 2:39 PM
The Santa Maria was Columbus's flagship. Much bigger than the Nina or Pinta.
Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but other people must…
Muddy
Apr 3, 2024, 4:45 PM
Can be good, depending upon the night, not worth a long drive
This is an update, but I will include a summary. This is a small place, it only seats 40 people. The stage is in the center and the bathroom is in the back…
Norge
Mar 7, 2024, 1:52 AM
Ok if you’re in the area, but hit and miss
This review is a summary of multiple visits. Cover is 16 at night. The club is really small. And will only seat around 50 people There is one stage…
Norge
Jan 3, 2023, 5:15 PM
Really small, really quiet
The club is the size of a shoebox. There’s one stage and one main area and that’s about it. I went early in the evening on a Sunday and there was basically nobody there. Maybe…
stmichel
May 16, 2022, 3:57 PM


