Spearmint Rhino

505 S Broadway Santa Maria, CA 93454

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A nice time in a small intimate club, will return

Stopped by last night to check out the old, small place. Reports spot on about it being small. Parked in back for free, lot was nearly full. I was surprised for a Tu night around…

1 commentslast: 2 wks ago(morone99)

Nov 21, 2025, 7:23 PM

My ears are much better now, thank you

This club wins the Emergency Earplugs Award for playing music so loud that it’s actually painful, so loud that it isn’t possible to order a drink, and so loud that you can’t negotiate with a…

2 commentslast: 1 mo ago(EastCoaster)

Nov 6, 2025, 1:25 PM

Not a terrible Monday at the Rhino

Retuned to the Rhino after about a year and a half for a friends birthday. Sadly, not much has changed but there were a few newer ladies. Parking is in the back. Small club only…

Nov 4, 2025, 5:36 PM

OK if you are in the area, better than a year ago, but still marginal

This is a review for both Thursday and Sunday evening.First, the club is very small. It only has about 35 seats. They now scan your ID. After waling in you will see…

Apr 7, 2025, 6:13 PM

They could do better

The parking and entrance is in back when u walk in you’ll see the guard and u give him your id he pats you down then u about four feet to the right you pick…

Sep 11, 2024, 1:18 AM

Typical Spearmint - Good enough to mostly satisfy the urge

Went in on a Saturday night right after opening at 7 PM. A few cars in the lot, so I figured there must be some activity going on. Was told at the cashier that there…

Aug 26, 2024, 4:10 AM

Tried it but won't try it again.

I just left this place and I am disappointed. The club is extremely small. They put mirrors up to make it look bigger. But there is a single stage to the right after you walk…

Aug 25, 2024, 4:31 PM

Return to the Rhino

Returned to the local place after a few years. I usually wait until I travel to SF or LA to partake but I was feeling the urge so I decided to see if anything had…

Jun 18, 2024, 2:39 PM

The Santa Maria was Columbus's flagship. Much bigger than the Nina or Pinta.

Santa Maria, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Morro Bay. It was pouring out. Right on broadway, safe area. Parking lot in the back. A lot of cars back there but other people must…

Apr 3, 2024, 4:45 PM

Can be good, depending upon the night, not worth a long drive

This is an update, but I will include a summary. This is a small place, it only seats 40 people. The stage is in the center and the bathroom is in the back…

Mar 7, 2024, 1:52 AM

Ok if you’re in the area, but hit and miss

This review is a summary of multiple visits. Cover is 16 at night. The club is really small. And will only seat around 50 people There is one stage…

Jan 3, 2023, 5:15 PM

Really small, really quiet

The club is the size of a shoebox. There’s one stage and one main area and that’s about it. I went early in the evening on a Sunday and there was basically nobody there. Maybe…

May 16, 2022, 3:57 PM

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