The Body Club
Closed
11340 Biscayne Blvd
Miami, FL 33181
Reviews
Submit a ReviewThe Body - Reliable
Entered the club just after opening on Wednesday afternoon. There were five to ten dancers on shift. All were AA. I would consider three of the girls up to the speed I would…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
motownkid
Apr 9, 2018, 12:58 PM
Sunday Tour De Force
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This is another long Papi Chulo editorial of a small-black club visit - thus the usual disclaimer to skip-it if short on time/patience and/or the subject-matter does not interest you
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Will break up this review into…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(bishopt1234)
Papi_Chulo
Apr 3, 2018, 9:52 PM
Whirlwind Visit - Ok, But Not Great On This Trip
Quick 24 hour flight in/ out for a business trip. After Papi turned me on to this place it is my first stop anytime I get lucky and travel to this area. I haven't…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(0ddJob69)
0ddJob69
Mar 24, 2018, 5:53 AM
First Time Try Fun More Fun After
So on a recent 10 day trip down to Miami and Boca I had chance to visit on reco from Papi the BC. Now I’m a white dude who likes the darker ladies and…
Jbird99
Mar 18, 2018, 9:27 PM
Nightshift Not My Cup Of Tea
Had most of Tu free and after being somewhat out of SC-action for most of the last 2-months, decided to recon some clubs I've visited in the past so I could see how things were…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(All4nothing)
Papi_Chulo
Feb 8, 2018, 4:03 PM
Changes...ugh
This is more of a rant/update than a review. I frequent The Body on occasion. Typical black club that occasionally makes changes to make them appear as a high end club but never works out.…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(exxotica)
diabolicalboss
Feb 3, 2018, 4:58 PM
Surprised by the lack of body, in the body club
The Body Club is almost legendary here on TUSCL, as kind of an insider's club. Think, your favorite strip club monger's, favorite strip club. Why my visit here does help me understand the legend, it…
5 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(motownkid)
goosman
Jan 17, 2018, 5:51 AM
Worth the visit
It's been two years since my last visit to The Body Club . I wanted to stop by during the day, but work responsibilities didn't make that possible so I did a night visit…
4 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(motownkid)
illini79
Nov 27, 2017, 1:37 PM
Disappointed
Well, I visited Miami for the first time in many years. And stayed on Miami Beach which was gorgeous and warm (while at home was freezing), but expensive as hell. And one thing I never…
10 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(jerikson40)
jerikson40
Nov 7, 2017, 5:08 PM
Enjoyed it more than on a weekday dayshift
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This is another fairly-long review of a small black club - thus skip it if short on time/patience or the subject matter does not interest you
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I have reviewed this club several times so I won't…
4 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(vlogger)
Papi_Chulo
Nov 2, 2017, 10:58 AM
Not enjoying it as much as in the past
Body Club (BC) has traditionally been my go-to small-black club and I have reviewed it in detail on multiple previous occasions - this will just be a quick ("by my standards") update on my most-recent…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Papi_Chulo
Oct 24, 2017, 6:52 PM
Another One
I do like this club a lot more than just about any of the other ones I tend to go to. The girls are usually really nice without being pushy. They will ask…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Fullon)
Darkboyansa3
Oct 17, 2017, 8:14 PM
Might have been the wrong time
First off, all respect due to Papi Cullo for his extensive reviews on the clubs in Mia. I'm from NJ and came down for the weekend. After reading most of the reviews, I…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Jerzyfam
Oct 14, 2017, 9:55 AM
Value Trumps Recent Decline
Visited the Body Club late afternoon. Usual - no cover charge - no parking fee and management nice upon entry. I stepped to the bar for a Hennessey - Female AA bartender -…
motownkid
Oct 6, 2017, 9:49 PM
BEST BLACK Day Shift Club
I wanted to hit up a club for the afternoon shift. I tried Lexx and Foxxy, but then landed at the body club the next day and it was awesome. the first 2 clubs were…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Bryan1234
Sep 26, 2017, 5:30 PM
Some Changes
I have reviewed this club on many occasions - this will just be a an FYI for those familiar w/ Body Club (BC).
Was there a couple of weeks ago on a weekday dayshift - those…
3 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(rowdy1)
Papi_Chulo
Sep 24, 2017, 3:50 PM
Day shift at The Body
I stopped by The Body around 4 pm to kill some time and check out what the club had to offer these days. The Body hasn't changed much. If you like thick black women, rap…
King_Dread
Aug 29, 2017, 6:39 AM
Had to give a try
I do enjoy AA dancers and decided to give this place a try on the advice of Papi Chulo. I arrived at about PM and saw a good number of dancers with some nice bodies.…
DickyDoo2
Jul 30, 2017, 6:35 PM
Very Reliable
For many years, this has been an excellent black club. I used to frequent this place very often when it was known as Secrets, and it seems that the layout of the club changed when…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
mikeym
Jul 15, 2017, 5:54 PM
The body
Note - PM is kinda long so read it when you have some free time.
First of all The Body Club is an all-black club; I assume that you know that and that's what you're looking…
5 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(IHearVoices)
Underground1
Jul 10, 2017, 7:09 PM
Body Club
Went to this place to see game 4 of the finals. They charged a $15 cover. I assumed it was $15 only because the game was on. I can't imagine paying that much for…
dalb
Jul 5, 2017, 3:44 PM
Cheap cover and drinks
Not expensive but kinda small if you are looking to stretch your cash it seems like a good place. was my first time there still need to go back more to get a better idea…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(MrEddyG)
dov
Jul 4, 2017, 8:21 AM
It ALMOST wasn't worth it
So I'm one holidays again in Orlando & had a few hours to wkill 0 minutes (and everyone knows Orlando's clubs suck)!, so I bored at my hotel & decided to make the 3 hr…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(MrEddyG)
MrEddyG
Jul 2, 2017, 9:50 PM
Good first visit
I visited last Memorial Monday, after spending almost an hour at Foxy Lady waiting for girls to show up.
Parking was free on side of club. Free cover, it was around 6pm. Inside,…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(sirmixalot)
sirmixalot
Jun 14, 2017, 8:56 PM
The Body Club - Truly Value City
It has been a while since I have been down south to hit the Miami clubs. I was anxious for the start of the Second game of the NBA finals and had to kill…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Dolfan)
motownkid
Jun 5, 2017, 2:49 PM

