The Body Club
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11340 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33181

Changes...ugh

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diabolicalboss
Feb 3, 2018, 4:58 PM
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Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

This is more of a rant/update than a review. I frequent The Body on occasion. Typical black club that occasionally makes changes to make them appear as a high end club but never works out.

Always ends up driving people away instead of making the club better or more attractive. Tis the issue with The Body. They first closed the back end of the club for maybe 3 months only to reopen it up but now they only allow people who buy bottles to go back there. Looks like its used for parties, events, you know shit that rarely happens there. In fact I witnessed a dancer and a customer in the back area by themselves.

I saw the manager go back there, told them to come to the front part and then he sent the dancer home. Like WTF. And this eliminates a significant part of the club making a small club even smaller. Then they implemented the no smoking weed policy. While I don’t smoke and really don’t care for it, there is a certain element of diviness, neighborhoodish, and hole in the wall that adds to the club. Again I’m indifferent on this but I think it adds to the latest detraction from the club. And then lastly and most egregious. Customers are no longer allowed to get dances standing up in the booths.

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