Reviews

Was in town and wanted to hit this spot. The parking lot is a piece of shit (dirt/rocks/potholes). I got there around 2-2:30, no entry fee, light patdown. Went in and was…

Went here a few Sundays ago for the second time in a couple months. If you're driving by, blink and you'll miss it. Lot to the right of the building, ample but not if it…

On my first holiday to the US in 18 long months, I headed over to the Body after a long of travelling & watching an AEW Wrestling show at the James L. Knight Center…

NOTE:

This is a pretty-long review of a small-black club – skip it if this type of club is not of interest to you

I will break up this review in 3-sections:

I) Intro
II) Visit Details
III) Conclusion

I) INTRO:

As…

I was in Miami over the weekend so I decided to check out the body club since it was relatively close to the hotel that I was staying at downtown/brickell (~20 min Uber ride).…

I think this club has suffered the effects of COVID - mostly a let down. I went here in the early afternoon as usual, so I know not to expect a sea of girls work,…

Saying I felt a bit out of place would be an understatement. I was the only Asian there, and there was only one other non black there. That being said, first time visit and wanted…

So, this is for yesterday, a post covid review of the place I loved this place a few years back, for its debauchery. I know most of you would say going in on Monday evening…

I was going basically past The Body on my way back to my hotel after being at Dean's Gold, so I swung in a bit after midnight. Parking was a challenge in a small lot…

I was headed to the Cheetah in Hallandale on UFC fight night - when I got to Cheetah - could not even find a parking spot. Sent a text to my buddy from the…

I will break up this review into 4-sections:

I) Intro
II) Club Details
III) Visit
IV) Conclusion

NOTES:

• this is a very-long review since I haven't written a review in a good-while (at least a good-while for me) - thus…

I am an older, white guy from Wisconsin who visited Miami for a winter getaway in early January. As usual when I am on vacation, I visited a couple of SC’s. I did some research…