Disappointed

Well, I visited Miami for the first time in many years. And stayed on Miami Beach which was gorgeous and warm (while at home was freezing), but expensive as hell. And one thing I never knew about Miami: EVERYONE speaks Spanish. Except me. EVERYONE. I suppose Cuba and Costa Rica and a bunch of countries in the south have emptied out and everyone went to Miami. And as a result there are a lot of nice looking dark-skinned girls, which I like.

Anyway, I was all hyped and excited to visit Body Club, and since I prefer mornings at a club I arrived around 1pm (it opens at noon). Parking was not a problem, and I was expecting the place to be dead. I walked in and immediately liked the vibe. A small, run-down black club that immediately tells me some crazy good stuff going down.

When I walked in with my commando athletic shorts I sat at the bar and saw two dancers at the bar who were surprisingly hot. One was very hot, and the other was very lappable. Then maybe 20 minutes later some more dancers trickled in, until there were maybe 6 or 8 total. And only a few customers, so things were looking good. And when they all came out of the dressing room I was pleasantly surprised. They ALL looked good and very lappable. And thankfully they weren't the large, overweight dancers with insanely large booties that I was expecting. In fact they were all slim and fine. And only one had an oversized booty, but it looked good. So I was psyched. And one dancer had a long blonde wig and diamond fingernails (I love me some blonde wigs on black dancers), and all the girls looked good with nice makeup and outfits.