The Body Club
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11340 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33181

It ALMOST wasn't worth it

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MrEddyG
Jul 2, 2017, 9:50 PM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

So I'm one holidays again in Orlando & had a few hours to wkill 0 minutes (and everyone knows Orlando's clubs suck)!, so I bored at my hotel & decided to make the 3 hr drive. I arrived at about 1 pm & the place is DEAD. No dancers on stage, about 4 of them hanging at bar looking bored to death & one other customer inside. I grabbed a $3 Corona, and the bartender a buck. I turned down a few of the girls cuz I wanted to see if more were coming & I wouldn't have minded seeing a few stage shows.

One girl I liked was dancing by the back with a guy for over a 1/2 hour, A Papi Chuli mid 20s girl came up to me-thick with a nice ass & natural DDs approached but I turned her down. After about 15 long, dull assed minutes, I got a hold of her & we went to the back & damn, she looked & felt soft. I asked during the first song if she did VIP-she said earlier she'd just arrived from Portland, Oregon & said she'll do everything for $100. I said let's go! We had to wait till one of the workers had to go "across the street to get a condom."

Lol So we waited about 10 minutes for that & the guy who was in th back also had gone to VIP & lost his wallet. We helped look for it, but we didn't see it. After all the "excitement" 10 minutes later I left happy. Papi: she's here for 2 weeks, about mid to late 20s, maybe 5'6 or so, & her name's Carmen. Check her out!

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