Might have been the wrong time
First off, all respect due to Papi Cullo for his extensive reviews on the clubs in Mia. I'm from NJ and came down for the weekend. After reading most of the reviews, I felt that The Body was the best option. My brother and I arrived around midnight on Friday (against the advice of basically every review on here). We had to park about 400 yards down the street on some grass. Car seemed that it was in a safe spot and we had no issue. Upon entering, the cover was $20. Once inside, it looked like some kind of hood party.
Now mind you I am black and these and I probably blend right end but if I wanted to go to a party I'd hit a regular club. Anyways, I sat at the bar for a bit watching college football. There was a pretty bartender that looked somewhat spanish with a good size chest. I chatted it up with her for a while. Almost forgot to mention as I don't believe anyone else every did. This club is 420 friendly.
I saw multiple people blazing which is fine with me but might bother others. I stayed there for about 90min and didn't get approached once. I made eye contact with a few but they never came over. I would get up if something was worth me grabbing them but I didn't see anything. Just as I was about to leave this light skin chick with a chunky butt came over. I ended up getting I think 3 songs but really they would get to the end of the song then run it all the way back. She gave more like 5-6 songs by PA/MD standards. I was able to finish so I was happy. I gave her $20 and she looked at me confused letting me know I gave her $20 as I think she expected $15. I'm really not sure because she was talking like thinking hurts her head so I'm not sure but all in all this appears to be a good club. I probably should have went earlier in the day as at night it just turns into a party. Most of the girls there stay by people they know or dance with other dancers. There were also a lot of female patrons which added to the party scene. I may try to check out a different club today in the afternoon to see how much difference the experience may be.
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