The Body Club
Closed
11340 Biscayne Blvd Miami, FL 33181

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Brandonjones44
Apr 20, 2018, 4:19 PM
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Club Quality
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Recently in Miami with a friend and we decided to hit up a strip club was looking for another club but got lost and just happened to come across The Body Club.

Entry was $20, there were about 10-15 customers and about 8 dancers but only 2 of the dancers were actually giving dances. While the others sat at the bar. Quality of the dancers were average between 4-6 in terms of body and face. Most were really thick and maybe 2 skinny girls. There was one dancer caramel complexion that was definitely the baddest in the club she was pretty much tied up all night with I assume were her regulars. After about 2 hrs she finally walked around and I was able to grab her attention, I ended up getting 4 dances from her before she had to go on stage.

After that another one of her regulars came in and they headed straight to the VIP. Which I assume has extras on the menu because most of the guys that came out wiping themselves down and then up leaving after VIP. Overall I was pretty disappointed in the Miami strip club experience, I was expecting it to be comparable to follies in Atlanta. The dancers didn't walk around asking for dances and would just sit at the bar on their phones; and the ones that did ask for dances would trying to charge $10/song but thanks to TUSCL I was hipped to game. Also the music was entirely too loud I had pretty much had to yell all night and I swear the Dj played nothing but Kòdak blak all night long. After 12 they do an amateur hour but no performances your music gets and then the guys would throw money while their song is playing.

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