First time in a Miami stripclub.

Family reunion in Miami this weekend and leaving Sunday so I went for out to see the sights by myself. Around 3am I ended up at The Body because it was the closest stripclub that came up on my phone. I pulled into the club lot on a road that looks to go into a mobile home community so I turned around, parked off the street with several other cars and walked a maybe 20 yards to the club to ask if it were okay to park there. Security said yes and said no fee this this time. It was a $25 entry fee, I had to empty my pockets for a light hands pat down and scanned with a wand. I went inside to a very small club that was dimly lit. There is a very small stage that only rises a foot or so and a slim dancer was onstage. I tipped her $5 and proceeded to the bar for a $5 off brand bottle of water + $3 tip to the sexy thick bartender. There was a dancer behind the bar dancing and a young lady who could have been a customer or a dancer who was dressed in regular clothes was throwing ones at her. Another dancer who was sitting at the bar called me to her and after introducing ourselves she asked if I wanted a dance at $5 a song. I asked if nude and she said yes. We started at the bar then moved to the short chairs with tables in front of them that are lined along the walls of the club. I don't like those chairs but it gave us the opportunity to talk without anyone being close to us at that time. I asked about the rules in the club and was told vip is $40 to the club $100 for 5 songs with between her cheeks, $150 for handshake & $400. I didn't even try to hear what $400 was because $150 was my limit and I consider that too much for a handshake. I told her to keep dancing for the $5. After 7 songs I stopped her and gave her $60. Another dancer came by and I got 4 nude dances same price in the same chair. $100 for handshake in vip is all she would do so which I passed. 4 songs so I gave her $40. I asked the cutest dancer in the club to dance and she only got topless for 2 songs and said no to vip. Paid her and went on my way. All Black dancers, seems like half had butt shots which are a real turnoff to me and implants which I don't care for either. The songs were all hip hop and maybe 2.5 minutes long. I did enjoy the hands on and openness of the dancers and I didn't detect any really bad odors to turn me off.