The Body Club Reviews

Secrets is a small all black club. It has one stage in the middle of the club; a few small tables; and one bar with barstool sitting on 3 sides; and a pool room with a pool table. Secrets also has a small open VIP area they call...

As a Miami native and local strip club connoisseur I frequented this spot quite a few times with a mind set of taking Secrets for what it is. A under the radar spot where women of an 8 + rating are usually far in between and where certain...

I'm just starting to come to Miami more frequently on business. I usually stay at the Hilton Hotel, Biscayne Bay, and have taken US-1 up Biscayne Blvd to Aventura. I have seen this club a few times en route to Aventura, but never stopped in. There seems to have been...

I was driving south down US 1 when I saw a building advertising full nudity and full liquor. I had just passed by a Lambo dealer a mile or two down, so how bad could this place be? First thing I noticed was a gravel parking lot and a trailer...

Ok so this was my first time going to this club and I was kind of scared because there was a lot of fishy stuff going on in the front!!! As I got in the guy outside said I should give him a $5 to watch my truck, it did...

i went to this place after work with a buddy. Wanted to see if it had improved.We got in for free because the bouncer is an old friend of ours. Wow. This place is still pretty dirty and smelly. Some of the girls are nice, while others are way...

I went to secrets on 10-3-2010 i must say it was very small smelly and unpleasant. dancers all were garbage floors were falling in on some parts of the club, dancer with no titts thats a hell of a NO,NO club is absolutely nothing to talk about dancer Twila Spence...

Visited this club on a Thursday night. Place was semi-empty. Few dancers and not much clientele. The girls are average and below. Some nice ebony girls (club is all ebony, at least from what I saw), but I don't think I saw any dancer over an 8. Its a seedy...

I just visited Club Secrets and boy was it a trip. First off this club would be classified as a black club. Next the dancers range from average to decent, so you will always find one dancer out of the pile to get a dance from. When the dancers at...

Stopped by on on Friday afternoon around 5:00. No cover charge to get in. All the stripers were black and for most part slender with an average of B cup's, but there were two girls representing for the cushin' for the pushin', not my type of girls, but whatever. 3$...

Was in Florida working, spent some time in South Beach partying, 4 A.M. rolled around and we got and since we had to leave at 7, might as well go to the strip club. The girls here ranged from Models to Hood Rats. My friends were automatically accosted...

PLEASE IGNORE MY NUMBER RANKINGS! Thank you.

Highlight: The dance prices have been reduced back to $5.

I hadn't planned on returning to this club because they had raised the dance prices to $10 per dance and there was even a confrontation with management and the dancer (I hadn't...

I stopped by around 3 PM on Saturday. The club was dark and it took me a while for my eyes to adjust. Immediately a large ugly white dancer was on top of me. Even through the makeup you could see all the scarring from chicken pox or...

An important addition to my earlier review. I said the dance prices had dropped from to $10 & $20 to $5 and $10. That is *ONLY* for the day shift i.e. from 12 Noon to 8 PM. Also, the rating is just for the day shift because...

When in vacation, why not add to the summer fun with a night at Secrets! After a blistering day in the sun, I decided to chill out with some cool company. I heard a guy say he was tired of being hassled by the dancers, but that wasn't...

I live close to this club so I sometimes stop by. I'm usually disappointed, but since the club is so close to me, I hold out hope that things have improved. I went in around 3:00am Saturday night/Sunday morning. Parking is always an issue, but free. $5 cover. The club...

I visited about 9:30 PM Tuesday. Not many customers, but plenty of dancers. The quality of the dancers was good. It looked like I was in store for a fabulous night with management genuinely concerned that everything was ok.

Well, it turns out everything was not...

If my rating was based just on my experience on this visit, then my rating would be a 1 the lowest possible rating.
I visited around 3:30 PM on Thursday and the place was dead. Only 4 dancers and none were of interest to me and there were only 2...

I visited at around 2:30 PM Wednesday. I had thought the club opened at noon. It actually opens at 2 PM, which translates into I came way too early! There was 1 customer at the bar and 2 employees and 0 dancers. So my visit was...

I went here late (11:00 PM) on a Thursday night ($5 cover after 10:00 PM). Lots of customers who appeared eager to buy dances as fate would have it customers show when dancers don't and vice versa.

Not many dancers and those few were not my type. The high...

This has to be one of the hottest spots in North Miami area. The girls are hot and sweet and really seem to pay attention to the patrons.

The drinks are ok too, but who cares; the babes are the sweetest in the Sunshine State!!!!!!!!!...

I visited on a Wednesday night around 11 PM and left around 2 AM. I had a lot of fun despite the LOUD music. The reason I'm giving this club a much higher rating than before is because there is confusion over the dance prices and where you can have...

BTW, adding to my prior review. Secrets has a good number of black dancers and some latin and white dancers. The customers seem to be primarily latins and whites with fewer blacks. Of course, this is just one observation on a Wednesday night.

Also, my ideal...

This isn't one of my favorite clubs because I had a very negative incident there about a year ago. I had spent practically the whole night at the club. Usually I like to go early, get dances, and leave fairly early, but the doorman kept urging me to just...