Reviews

I have reviewed Secrets on various occasions. This will be a summary of two visits I had on Sunday and Monday over Memorial Day weekend (5/25/14; 5/26/14) – I will not describe the club…

I will break up this review into 4 sections so you can skip a section which does not interest you: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- I visited Secrets on Sat night around 2:00 a.m. (technically…

Visited Secrets on a Sunday afternoon 3/16/14 ~3:30 p.m. – no cover – free parking – had a $4 bottle of water. I have reviewed Secrets on several occasions and will not describe the club layout…

This club has been reviewed many times so I will not waste too much time with physical layout - other than to say - it is a small club - one main bar stage, one…

This is my second time going on consecutive Saturday afternoons. Pretty much the same experience both times. Last time I got all my dances while sitting at the one bar in the place. The girl I got…

It's been years since I've been here. Shortly after they opened I followed a former Tootsies & Scarletts stripper there named Fantasia. She's one of my ATF's. She has a tigers face tattoo to the…

Arrived @ Secrets on Wednesday eve 1/8/14 ~10:00 p.m. - $10 cover – no fee for parking (parked on the grassy lot) – had a $6 Heineken. I have reviewed Secrets on several occasions and will…

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon. There was plenty of parking right beside the club. It was surprisingly bright inside with a pool table and a small bar. I went to the bar and ordered…

Got to Secrets around 11:30 p.m. on this Saturday night. Parking was a bit of a challenge since only the space right next to the club belongs to the club – the big vacant lot right…

I was on a 2-day (Monday/Tuesday) SC binge. I had visited Coco’s a bit earlier in the afternoon and then decided to hit Secrets to catch the latter end of the dayshift crew. I got…

i went to the club and i was only white person inside. but that is not a big deal to me i like black girls but the crowd and dancers and bar tender made it…

Made a trip down to Secrets - great little gritty club - perfect place for hood girls and a few hot ones sprinkled in. This club has been renovating ever since I can remember.…

Visited Secrets on a late Thursday eve around 11:00 p.m. I parked for free right next to the building – lately there has been a dude that charges for parking if you park on the grassy…

This is a composite review of two visits two Secrets - one on Sunday after midnight (8/25/13) and the other on Tuesday (8/27/13) around 8:00 p.m. My previous “visit” to Secrets had been on a Thursday…

Great place to go to on afternoons when business is pretty slow. PLace is rather small and unassuming. Girls are usually friendly. Some are very pretty and sexy, others not so much.…

I’ve reviewed Secrets previously and being the chocolate lovin white guy that I am; I’ve had some good/fun visits @ Secrets over the last couple of years. This particular review will be a bit different and…

This is one if my favorite strip clubs in Miami, because I'm not from the area so I visit a lot if clubs and this one is my main spots. The club is in a…

This is a review of my visit on Sat. 05/04/13. I arrived at the club around midnight. The cover on this Sat. night visit was $20 (too pricey for this type of club but more…

Was in this club on a weeknight. I arrived while the day shift dancers were still on duty. Not bad at all. Then there was a bit of a lull, nothing happening while the night…

This review is from a couple of visits taken in early March while I was down in Miami for a business trip. Parking was free in a lot outside the club with a bouncer who…

Perfect place to get your freak on, everything goes, I w. Just driving by and I dedecided to go inside to see what's going,it was a saturday after midnight the cover was $20 that night,…

I was intregued to find $5 lap dances on some of the tuscl reviews. I expected that to be an air dance but, I had time to kill. Had a hot time.…

I reviewed Secrets back in September of 2012 and described the physical club characteristics in that review. This review is just an update of my last visit which was on a Friday afternoon around…

Its been a while since I have made it to Secrets. This club is right off Biscayne Boulevard and has been a hole in the wall strip club for years. The area is…

The location of the club is fairly easy being off of a main road, Biscayne Boulevard also known as US1. Directly behind it is a small community of trailer parks, go figure. The club has…