SO MUCH Better Than the Trap

So on my last night in the MIA, I wanted to get an experience at a black club. The Booby Trap was cool, but it was expensive AF. I made the 30 minute drive from my hotel down there and boy was it worth it! That shit was small as fuck though! Just my speed. It was so small, I drove past that bitch and had to circle around through a neighborhood. BTW if you care, this is in the hood. Not the sketchiest hood I've been, but hood nonetheless. The parking lot is small also, so finding a parking spot was a bit of a challenge.

I parked, got frisked and went in know that this was a nude, black club. I can't remember what I paid to get in, but fuck it, pay that shit and get your ass in there. When I went in, it reminded me of Peep-N-Toms from Arlington, TX back in the day. It was small. Straight in from of you to the back was a pool table area. On the right wall when you walk are these kind of booths that have the smaller round tables with two chairs. Little half walls separate each set. The bar is in the middle of the back wall and is shaped like a U- I get it...and whatever. Over to the left as you come in, you will see the secondary stage with a pole, but it's really low. Behind that is a room with dark glass windows that you can't see in. I'm guessing that's the VIP. Where is the main stage you ask? Inside the BAR AREA!!! I have never seen that shit. It was weird, but I guess it keeps cats from reaching out and touching bitches on stage. Regardless, that where these chicks were dancing for their songs. They are in there twerking and bussing it open and these bartenders are filling orders around them. Bizarre.

Anyway, I sidle up to the bar and start to check out the game. No drinks as I don't go to the club for that, but I'm feeling generous so I buy this chick a drink that sits down right next to me. I didn't get a chance to check out what she looked like, nor did I see her dance. Both bad signs. I got a dance from her on the little table area against the wall...horrible. First off she had a bad body and second she was air dancing the hell outta me. When that shit was over I told her to kick rocks and went back to the bar. The next girl on stage after that blew me away. She was chocolate with and nice round ass and didn't mind getting nekkid. I eye contacted the shit out of here and she made her way to me after her set. We went almost immediately to the tables and for $5 per song, she got to working....butt ass nekid. It was glorious! Not stick shifting or anything like that, but I could literally feel that kitty though my pants. I wish I had found her before. That shit went on for like 5 or 6 songs and then I had to go. If I EVER make it back to the MIA, that's my first fucking stop! Holla!