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review
13 days ago
Deep Sea Treasure Hunt
First stop on my east to west tour just over a month ago. Club not changed since last remodel. DJ just as chatty as always. No restroom recon so can’t comment. Parking limited...
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13 days ago
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0ddJob69
0ddJob69
review
4 months ago
Friday night fun
I spent a recent weekend Miami and stopped by the Body on a Friday evening. I got there just before midnight. The tiny lot on the side of the club was full,...
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2 months ago
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sweetjamesjones
sweetjamesjones
I support the naked hustle
review
4 months ago
...felt like I busted in a 60 yo's private basement party.
I was bored on a Monday afternoon before a flight home so i went to this club. I have been here many times, mostly pre-covid vut some post. Both at night and...
Heckgor
Arkansas
review
5 months ago
Fun time, I'd go again
First time visitor to this place. I did a bit of recon on area clubs on a recent Miami and landed on this spot as one where I'd be almost certain to have a...
Comments: 3
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5 months ago
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Papi_Chulo
captainfun
new city, new club
review
6 months ago
My Second Visit
So this review is actually my second visit in as two weeks. I went the Friday before and had a good time. This visit was weird. There were quite a bit more girls...
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5 months ago
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Papi_Chulo
Darkboyansa0
review
8 months ago
First time to a black club but enjoyed it
Arrived at the club at 1:30 PM on Tuesday. Sat at the bar and got 2 sprites. There were 2 dancers with some regulars who did not approach me but one dancer did. This...
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8 months ago
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Rpatl
Rpatl
Virginia
review
a year ago
Sunday @ the body
I checked out the Body on a recent Sunday afternoon. I took an Uber from my hotel. I was greeted by a security guard outside of the club who patted me down...
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9 months ago
by
sexualchoc
sweetjamesjones
I support the naked hustle
review
a year ago
Lucky Lucky Dog
This is a bit of an explicit review, but it’s the only way to tell the honest story. Limited parking but easy to find. Got there about 4:15 and it was reasonably busy but...
Comments: 5
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a year ago
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Sammy63
Buck23
review
a year ago
Saturday @ the body
I was in Miami over the weekend so I decided to visit the Body on Saturday night. I had a good time during my previous visit back in late December 2020 so I...
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a year ago
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MrEddyG
sweetjamesjones
I support the naked hustle
review
2 years ago
Good value and no hustle...just hot, young girls letting you touch them everywhere!
I was in SoFlo so decided to check out this club. It is on a busy street in Miami, with very little parking. But it was worth the effort. There is security when you enter...
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2 years ago
by
tin man
Sammy63
YMMV
review
2 years ago
Beautiful women, many choices. Best experience to date.
Best experience to date, especially after the disappointment at Club Madonna. $10 fee when I entered around 10pm. It was a very slow day, but there were many ebony girls available (10-12),...
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2 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
link2jaf
Florida
review
3 years ago
More expensive, but still a bargain
I visit this club annually whenever I make my annual trek to South Florida. On this occasion, I was very time constrained and found the traffic while on my way to be crushing,...
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3 years ago
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inmonger
inmonger
Indiana
review
3 years ago
Worth Another Visit
Was in town and wanted to hit this spot. The parking lot is a piece of shit (dirt/rocks/potholes). I got there around 2-2:30, no entry fee, light patdown. Went in and...
Comments: 4
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3 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
smoove1881
Georgia
review
3 years ago
Body Shots
Went here a few Sundays ago for the second time in a couple months. If you're driving by, blink and you'll miss it. Lot to the right of the building, ample but not if...
lick-that
NY, NJ, PA
review
3 years ago
Not bad, not great.
On my first holiday to the US in 18 long months, I headed over to the Body after a long of travelling & watching an AEW Wrestling show at the James L. Knight...
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3 years ago
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MrEddyG
MrEddyG
Ontario
review
3 years ago
Back at The Body after a 14 month lclubbing layoff
--------- NOTE: --------- This is a pretty-long review of a small-black club – skip it if this type of club is not of interest to you --------- I will break up this review in 3-sections: I) Intro II) Visit Details III) Conclusion I)...
Comments: 5
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3 years ago
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mission16
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
review
4 years ago
1st visit to a Miami club
I was in Miami over the weekend so I decided to check out the body club since it was relatively close to the hotel that I was staying at downtown/brickell (~20 min Uber ride)....
sweetjamesjones
I support the naked hustle
review
4 years ago
Limited dancers, limited approaching, but still OK
I think this club has suffered the effects of COVID - mostly a let down. I went here in the early afternoon as usual, so I know not to expect a sea of girls...
Comments: 2
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4 years ago
by
Fullon
Bryan1234
Florida
review
4 years ago
Thought it would have been better
Saying I felt a bit out of place would be an understatement. I was the only Asian there, and there was only one other non black there. That being said, first time visit and...
Comments: 1
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4 years ago
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Fullon
Gocubs40986
review
4 years ago
Post covid downfall, or hard-luck!!
So, this is for yesterday, a post covid review of the place I loved this place a few years back, for its debauchery. I know most of you would say going in on Monday...
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4 years ago
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MrEddyG
Fullon
clubbing on a budget!!!$!!!
review
5 years ago
Small, run-down, smokey, and deafening, with mediocre dancers, but inexpensive
I was going basically past The Body on my way back to my hotel after being at Dean's Gold, so I swung in a bit after midnight. Parking was a challenge in a small...
Comments: 3
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4 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
schmoe31415
Whatever
review
5 years ago
Body Late Night
I was headed to the Cheetah in Hallandale on UFC fight night - when I got to Cheetah - could not even find a parking spot. Sent a text to my buddy from...
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5 years ago
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motownkid
motownkid
Florida
review
5 years ago
Chocolate Bunnies and Bang For Your Buck
I will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit IV) Conclusion ------------ NOTES: ------------ * this is a very-long review since I haven't written a review in a good-while (at least a good-while for me) -...
Comments: 7
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5 years ago
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DrStab
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
review
5 years ago
Miami visitor enjoys The Body Club
I am an older, white guy from Wisconsin who visited Miami for a winter getaway in early January. As usual when I am on vacation, I visited a couple of SC’s. I did some...
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5 years ago
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BuckMcNutter
dollyfav
Wisconsin
review
5 years ago
I Can't Wait to Return
Prelude: I visit South Florida every January for one week, usually opting to stay in the Lauderdale vicinity. This year, in large part due to the Sterling reviews I have read about the...
Comments: 4
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5 years ago
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inmonger
inmonger
Indiana