The Body Club Reviews

First stop on my east to west tour just over a month ago. Club not changed since last remodel. DJ just as chatty as always. No restroom recon so can’t comment. Parking limited and sucks in general but I got lucky someone was leaving as I arrived so I...

I spent a recent weekend Miami and stopped by the Body on a Friday evening. I got there just before midnight. The tiny lot on the side of the club was full, but since I took an uber from my hotel it wasn’t an issue for me. ...

I was bored on a Monday afternoon before a flight home so i went to this club. I have been here many times, mostly pre-covid vut some post. Both at night and during the day. I remember the $5 dance days and based on reviews it had...

First time visitor to this place. I did a bit of recon on area clubs on a recent Miami and landed on this spot as one where I'd be almost certain to have a good time. I went on back to back afternoons/evenings and spent 8-9 hours over the two...

So this review is actually my second visit in as two weeks. I went the Friday before and had a good time.

This visit was weird. There were quite a bit more girls than the first time. They ranged from 6-8. There were a couple so thick...

Arrived at the club at 1:30 PM on Tuesday. Sat at the bar and got 2 sprites.

There were 2 dancers with some regulars who did not approach me but one dancer did. This dancer was slim with a nice ass and titties.

She took some time to chat before...

I checked out the Body on a recent Sunday afternoon. I took an Uber from my hotel. I was greeted by a security guard outside of the club who patted me down before letting me in. No one was collecting cover when I arrived at about 4pm....

This is a bit of an explicit review, but it’s the only way to tell the honest story.

Limited parking but easy to find. Got there about 4:15 and it was reasonably busy but not packed. It’s a small all-black club and if you’ve read the other reviews you know...

I was in Miami over the weekend so I decided to visit the Body on Saturday night. I had a good time during my previous visit back in late December 2020 so I decided to check it out again. I took the 15 minute Uber ride from my...

I was in SoFlo so decided to check out this club. It is on a busy street in Miami, with very little parking. But it was worth the effort.

There is security when you enter the front door. A quick pat down and a $10 cover and I was in. I...

Best experience to date, especially after the disappointment at Club Madonna. $10 fee when I entered around 10pm. It was a very slow day, but there were many ebony girls available (10-12), and 2 dancing on the stages, one in the center bar and the other in front...

I visit this club annually whenever I make my annual trek to South Florida. On this occasion, I was very time constrained and found the traffic while on my way to be crushing, almost causing me to turn around and abandon the adventure.

It's a black urban club and parking...

Was in town and wanted to hit this spot. The parking lot is a piece of shit (dirt/rocks/potholes). I got there around 2-2:30, no entry fee, light patdown. Went in and was shocked by how small the club is. I've been in a lot of clubs,...

Went here a few Sundays ago for the second time in a couple months. If you're driving by, blink and you'll miss it. Lot to the right of the building, ample but not if it gets crowded, security outside, $20 entry. Interior could use a makeover but it serves its...

On my first holiday to the US in 18 long months, I headed over to the Body after a long of travelling & watching an AEW Wrestling show at the James L. Knight Center (my flight was a bit late so I didn’t have time to get a hotel...

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NOTE:
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This is a pretty-long review of a small-black club – skip it if this type of club is not of interest to you
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I will break up this review in 3-sections:

I) Intro
II) Visit Details
III) Conclusion


I) INTRO:
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As a brief description – The Body is a small black club with $5 full-nude 2-way-contact...

I was in Miami over the weekend so I decided to check out the body club since it was relatively close to the hotel that I was staying at downtown/brickell (~20 min Uber ride). I arrived around 9pm, and went through a brief pat down and temperature check outside...

I think this club has suffered the effects of COVID - mostly a let down. I went here in the early afternoon as usual, so I know not to expect a sea of girls work, but was disappointed that there was ONE girl on floor at 2pm and even as...

Saying I felt a bit out of place would be an understatement. I was the only Asian there, and there was only one other non black there. That being said, first time visit and wanted to check the place out.

Entering the club requires face mask and temp check. There are...

So, this is for yesterday, a post covid review of the place I loved this place a few years back, for its debauchery. I know most of you would say going in on Monday evening is so not a good idea, but my friend does love this place, and he...

I was going basically past The Body on my way back to my hotel after being at Dean's Gold, so I swung in a bit after midnight. Parking was a challenge in a small lot in slight disrepair. Outside I was met with a pat down by a guy in...

I was headed to the Cheetah in Hallandale on UFC fight night - when I got to Cheetah - could not even find a parking spot. Sent a text to my buddy from the parking lot - he was already inside waiting for me - he said the place...

I will break up this review into 4-sections:

I) Intro
II) Club Details
III) Visit
IV) Conclusion

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* this is a very-long review since I haven't written a review in a good-while (at least a good-while for me) - thus skip-it if short on time or patience, or the subject-matter does not interest you (small...

I am an older, white guy from Wisconsin who visited Miami for a winter getaway in early January. As usual when I am on vacation, I visited a couple of SC’s. I did some research before arriving, including reading Papi Chulo’s reviews(they’re world class) and his autobiographical essay that...

Prelude: I visit South Florida every January for one week, usually opting to stay in the Lauderdale vicinity. This year, in large part due to the Sterling reviews I have read about the clubs in Miami, coupled with a great price on a nice hotel, I opted for a...