Good Guys

This place needs a re-do. Somebody get in touch with ABC's Extreme Makeover: Strip Club Edition. Start with the girls. Some beauties here. But just as many or more who are hard to…

For anyone unfamiliar with DC clubs; there is no touching and no lap/couch dances. Good Guys has no VIP or private area and is always rather cramped and crowded. Despite…

nice talent upgrade. still same old DC story on the lack of contact on dances. However, on the plus side, all is sread wide open inches from your face and some great…

Well, after living in DC for years, I finally decided to try Good Guys. There is some parking in the rear, which is good because parking in the neighborhood is scarce.…

I have been to this club a few times. The club is long and narrow and there are three small stages along the right-hand side with seating around each stage and along…

Remains grossly overpriced. They seemingly have cut the number of dancers per shift. They have some quite attractive dancers and some others that need to be banished to the Royal Palace or the…

The pluses of Good Guys include having no cover and being all nude, but like all DC strip clubs, there are no laps. Staff is relatively courteous, and the drink prices…

Stopped by this afternoon hoping to visit with Yana again. Unfortunately she wasn't there. I couldn't find out if she was simply off today or…

First time for me in a DC club (I live in MD) and have read all the gripes about no laps in the District, etc. So I was prepared for expensive…

Well we are still in DC, Toto. Therefore; no laps, no extras available without OTC arrangements. DC remains one the countries worst area's to be an active participant in the Titty-bar life. GG's…

I visited the club based on the review by bob_b. Based on the schedule online, I found a day and time that Yana was working to see what all the hype…

Yana, Yana, Yana - She is as close to perfection as a man could want. I had an opportunity for a repeat visit to Good Guys with the specific goal of seeing…

I hadn't been to Good Guys for quite a while but finally had an opportunity to stop by. I arrived shortly after 11:00 which was when the dancers started. Almost…

Good Guys is a very conistant club. That's one of it's best strenghts. From the time I went there for my Bachelor Party 12 years ago till now, very little…

Good guys is a good place to go,chill and have a good time.When I went there (close to 1 yr ago),it was a very small , but , girls were amazing…

Been some time since I have been in here....little has changed though. BUT THE PRICES SURE HAVE ! Extremely expensive drinks. Near-dump atmosphere (not as bad as the "Palace" though). MUSIC…

I usually like Good Guys, and maybe there's just a shift in people's tastes besides mine, but there was a definite lack of large breasted women when we arrived. I saw…

This was my first visit to a DC area club. I was there from about 10:00 to 11:30 pm. There were 18 dancers working 3 stages in 3 song sets.…

Been a while since I was at GG, and the place still hasn't changed. Three stages and depending on where you sit, you may not be able to see furthest stage…

This used to be the best club in town in terms of good looking women and full spread exposure. You still get a decent spread, but they didn't have enough girls…

Place going downhill. Quality of women continues to decline. Women are largely 5's, a few 6's and 7's. Where did the cute college chicks (or college age chicks anyway) go? Too many…

I was actually pleasently surprised on a dayshift visit a few days ago. There is a semi-new mixture of decent looking girls on the schedule at GG. It had been a long…

Stopped in recently to see if Good Guys had upgraded their dancers since JP's fire. Alas, largely the same old crew of "used-looking," personalityless dancers. Fewer per shift, too, according to…

Correction to the last posting. JP's is no longer across the street, as it was burned down a few weeks ago. You would think that when your main competition closes its doors,…

I stop in once and a while when I'm in the Georgetown area of DC. There aren't many stip clubs in this part of the city. GG has been around a long…

Following the tragic event, I noticed there are more signs now of no cell phone use in the club. I made extra sure that my phone was off and put away…

GG is in NW DC (Georgetown area). The place is tiny and you don't expect to see a strip club next to a Sushi Restaurant and a Whole Foods, but it's…

Small club. No, not a club, a bar really, that happens to have nude women dancing. Club is fully nude, and women do really spread their legs for dances when you tip…

3 stages 12-18 girls a shift. Club is long and narrow but overall small with wooden tables and chairs, 2 large plasma screens always tuned into sports. Decor is like a sports…

Wow. I can't believe no one has written about the tragic event that occurred here just a few days ago. Apparently, a disgruntled customer set a GG employee on fire in the…

Well no sooner do I write about how rundown and divey Good Guys is (in a good way) than they do a complete soundsystem upgrade, pull down most of the exposed ductwork,…

I noticed I haven't written about Good Guys in a long time, even though it is my regular club. So in the spirit of informing the community I thought it time…

Expensive drinks, deteriorating physical plant and poor layout,some unfriendly waitresses, and, most unfortunately, not very appealing women. "Girls" are on the older side for the most part and lack much…

Still one of my two favorites in the District, although much different from when I was a regular back in the 90s. Crowded on most nights, expensive drinks, no mileage. But great…

Friday night.... Kinda packed but not alot on the tipping scene. The drinks are high but the girls make it worth it. Camaro is such a hottie and puts on a great…

If you want a club that is not afraid to be in your face with sexuality then Good Guys is it! If you want stoic dancers that just want your money…

I visited recently on a weekday about 1pm for the first time in about a year. Aside from smelling better because smoking is no longer allowed, I didn't get a good impression.…

Change in management has made dancers less miserable--a positive step. However, prices for the basic alcohol I consume have risen from %6.50 each to $9.50 each in a matter of months. Amazing !…

Why bother? Seriously. It's like going to a biker bar (... if you like biker bars, then you'll feel right at home here). The girls leave a lot to…

Visited again since there's not much better within a quick drive around DC. The girls at Camelot are better looking, girls at Crystal City Restaurant are nicer, but I guess Good…

Been in here twice in the last few months, the last time being a couple weeks a go on a random Thursday. Neither time did I care for the place.…

If you are time constrained then this place is ok..If you have some extra time help to Baltimore. Was in town and didn't have much time so I stopped in for…

Always attractive women, in my judgment the most attractive in town. But the atmosphere has suffered over the years. Back in the 80s, the place rocked. There may still have been no…

Reasaonably attractive women.....but they're always so darn unhappy compared to other clubs in DC. Always complaining (or crying) about management's latest mind-control tactics to keep them off-kilter. So if you enjoy sitting…

The no smoking rule in Washington has really helped this place - at least for non-smokers. Unfortunately, the men's bathroom is utterly disgusting, with filthy walls and toilets (which often are…

Not bad by DC standards. Compared to JP's across the street, GG is a 10plus. Usually a measure of talent can be found on most shifts although they still slip in an occasional…

The last review is accurate, except that after work it can be very crowded. If you go to a club for the scenery...this place will work for you...dancers are attractive…

When I was in DC recently for a business trip, I decided to check out Good Guys. It is located on Wisconsin Ave, near the grounds of the US Naval Observatory.…

This has always been the place to go for me in DC. Sure, it's not like some club on the Block in Baltimore. But... gotta love the full view, and if you…

I haven't been to this club in years, but decided to head into Georgetown after the Capitals vs. Coyotes Hockey Game. Not much has changed, there are still 3 small stages with…

Passed on a very crowded Friday afternoon. Like all DC strip bars;No cover charge, No lap dances & beers cost $6.75. Clean safe place. The girls ranged from…

Girls are OK ranging from 4-8. The managment is a pain in the ass and takes all the fun out of the experience. Three girls at onecce dancing but the…

I went to this club when i was in DC with a friend. When we got in it looked good. Girls were all 7-10. I got a couple dances and fraction…

Quality of girls has improved. Management even worse than ever though, sadly. Food down in quality. Waitresses surly (for the most part), and more than one has tried to overcharge or…

Pretty good club for the area. Nice looking talent on three stages. They work'em hard and feature the three dancers for three full songs. Good atmosphere and waitresses.…

Still the best standby in DC. A good mix of good looking dancers and a good show. The dancers aren't Camelot/Playboy quality, but there is just about always someone for…

Well, a lot to recap....I come here at least once a week while in town regularly on business and have done so for two years. First floor remake is still a work in…

I came to DC yesterday for a wedding and decided to go "exploring" on the way home. I made my way down Wisconsin Avenue and into Good Guys. These girls are not…

This is the last of 3 clubs I visited during my trip to DC, and it's the one I enjoyed the most. Most of the dancers are fairly attractive, and they…

I visited Good Guys this past weekend and DAMN these girls are sexxyyy! They show it all in this club. I had it bad for a particular brunette with nice…

So this place has undergone a lot of changes lately. Totally new menu, with decent food. A ton of new girls, including some very cute ones (check out olivia).…

For DC, this is a clean, well-run club. But the quality of the girls is very inconsistent. There's a handful of 5-7ish regulars who show up on schedule. However,…

Remember, this is a DC 8. No contact but fully nude. I have to diverge from some of the earlier reviews. I went in on a Monday day shift,…

Lets face it. GG has basically always been a dive as a club. In the past this has sometimes added to part of the clubs appeal. At leats when they employed…

I recently stopped by Good Guys on night. The website is good, but an inaccurate depiction of the club. This could be one of the hottest clubs in DC. First, it has…

Been going downhill for some time. These clubs are all about the dancers, and Good Guys has lost its best ones. What's left is for the most part--with significant exceptions--not…

Good Guys is still one of my favorite places to go in DC (all nude, no lap dances, minimal contact). The front door faces a busy street in a popular area…

Went back to GG on Saturday after a long absence. I love the no pressure atmosphere coupled with good food and drink. The women are a wonderful bonus. They…

I hit up GGs last night with a couple buddies from 10pm-2am. Nice surprise, as there was several hotties working. Mostly 7-8s, maybe one 9. Lady luck was also…

A solid DC 7. Recently stopped in on a Tuesday dayshift after being very disapointed across the street at JP's. GoodGuys has managed to keep a decent group of dancers…

Stopped by on a Tuesday night. This club was alright. Had a bit of a redneck feel to it. I guess that is OK, but we no longer live in the…

Hadn't hit my regular club for a while, so I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon after a short trip across the street. Good Guys was a bit slower than I've…

Like other clubs in DC, Good Guys is non-touching, but frankly, the beer and food is about the same as any other sprots bar in town, they have TV's with various games…

Alas, the news in September here is not good. Stopped in a number of times in the last two weeks and almost half the "girls" on the shifts were older women.…

Made my regular jaunt into Good Guys recently. Went on a monday and I was pretty impressed with the dancer quality. Some of the newer girls are very nice looking…

Good club but management seems to have slipped in the last few weeks. Online schedule of dancers hasn't bothered to be updated. Phone line with recording of daily schedule of…

Last Friday was my latest trip 'round the upper Georgetown clubs. My review of JP's is done, now onto Good Guy's. As you come in off the street, the entire…

The ladies are attractive here. My major problem with DC clubs in general is the no lapdance rule. You have to sit certain amount of feet away from the stage.…

This club continues to impress. Awesome talent, friendly girls, party atmosphere. It is still DC standards in the club (no contact), but if you have a rap and can spend some bucks, some…

I came to DC for a business trip and tried this place out. You walk in and you see three small stages with tables all around. It is a totally nude…

Ok so I'm a sucker and tried the place again. Much better than my last review as the music, crowd and girls all improved. A series of 5-6 really good…

Goodguys is my old standby, and when I stopped in JP's across the street (my backup standby) to find that none of my favorite dancers were there I stopped in. One…

Went last night with a couple buddies. We dig this joint a lot. This is a great place to grab beers, sit back and watch girls get naked. No…

This is my 2nd time back to this club in the past year, and it continues to rock. The girls are not all 10's but there are enough gorgeous girls and…

I go to this club because a friend of mine like to hang out in Georgetown. Most of the girls are out of shape and a few who are in shape…

GG is a pretty laid-back club with 3 stages and 6-8 girls working most of the time. This place has girls that are 3-4 on the scale of 10 and doesn't…

Having not yet read any other reviews on this site, I'm not sure quite what to say. Good Guys has three stages, great cheeseburgers, and a comfortable atmosphere. There are no lap…

I have to climb on the good guys bandwagon-HUGE Improvement in quality of dancer's. I also had the pleasure of meeting Jackie and JC-both are knockouts. This club is still only a…

A nice place to knock down a beer or two and ogle a bit. Some nice lookers, and friendly. But if you like contact, you shouldn't be in DC.…

I have to agree that this place is improving greatly. Recently a dancer named Jackie came back (she is a 10...awsome body, brunette, not piercings or tatoos) from a break from…

This place has definitely undergone some changes recently. The girls are greatly improved. You can now go almost anytime and see plenty of attractive women of all sorts. They…

Terrible music. Too much country and rock. Very few dancers are worth the trip or money. They need more dancers who can .......DANCE.

My old standby club, a Tuesday afternoon. The day dancers were pretty sparse, and some were not so hot. Average was a 7. I was going to leave, but…

Entered club just past noon. Three small stages surrounded by small tables and chairs. All three stages busy with girls dancing to 3 song sets. Girls range from 4…

Whoa... what are you guys smoking? This place had all the appeal of a low budget bowling alley.. the bar was literally set up on folding tables in the back.…

This is my 2nd time visiting this club on the outskirts of Georgetown in DC. Apart from one or two dancers, all were very easy on the eyes. 3 stages…

I went to Good Guys in mid-Nov, 2004 while attending a conference in DC area. The establishment is a real down-to-earth, no-frills bar, ofcourse with some pleasant adult entertainment. They have…

Where do you park the Harley? That's the question I have after visiting Good Guys for the first time in years. I remember the three stages; the naked girls; the decent…

Had hoped they'd stop watering down the drinks since my last visit there -- no such luck. Still very hot girls, but if you want to pay too much money for…

Was @ GG last week while in town on business. I agree with the previous poster..Waste of time and money. The girls are a 4-5 on average and have a…