Small club. No, not a club,...

Small club. No, not a club, a bar really, that happens to have nude women dancing. Club is fully nude, and women do really spread their legs for dances when you tip them on stage. There are typically three girls dancing simultaneously on three small stages that are 10-20 feet apart against one wall. Girls are average (5-6/10) at best and are really awful (0-1/10) at worst. I would say that the photos on their website are extremely flattering. Like most clubs in DC, there are no lap dances, and no touching is allowed.