The Hardware Store

I have not visited this club since February, and a lot has changed, mostly due to law enforcement issues. I made a recent early Friday evening visit with my girlfriend, and…

After not even being able to get a drink at Club Bristol (See That Review Separately) Eve and I headed the 25 miles or so over to The Hardware Store hoping for…

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon recently around 3:00. First time there in about 6 months. At least 8 or 9 AA dancers and one white, Raven. Talked with Raven, who I…

I stopped by this place after news has surfaced about the feds wanting to shut it down due to human trafficking issues. I wanted to see if things have changed or not. It…

With all the stuff in news regarding them, I was a little hesitant to stop by. I finally stopped on a sunday afternoon, a time I have never been there before.…

Stopped in at Clyman on the way home from work. Surprised by a bouncer at the door collecting a new five buck cover. Did hand me a ticket for my first drink…

I was in the area so I thought I would drop in for one of my occasional visits. I rolled up about 10 pm and parked in the lot across the street…

I try to go here every few weeks. But its getting very hard to go here anymore. Always to many black gals and none of then even good…

The have always liked this place but I going to swear this place off for a long while. Biggest complaint is there is the constant hustle for vip and. In the…

I was there 2:30 - 4:30. Layout: It's pretty dark inside. Music volume was ok. There is a long bar with seats on 2 sides. There is a main stage…

Made a return visit to this club on a recent Monday night. Went with my now GF, who used to be a dancer. The place was not crowded at all.…

This place has really gone downhill. They up the laptop dances to $25 from $20 and increase the VIP to $175. It seems every freaking girl here is all about hussle and…

So I have be back acouple of times since the remodel. May the things that changed are the bar counter top, and the vip room. They went from like 3 to 5…

Have spent many an hour at the Hardware Store. But this was an all time low. I love naked women and sexy fun put this is to much. But…

If you were a regular and have not been to this club in a while, here are the changes: They increased the lap dance from $20 to $25. They cut a large…

I stopped in on the afternoon day shift for a beer and was greeted by a familiar dancer who has given me some good dances in the past. She gav me a…

Hey - I have been in some REALLY low brow clubs in other parts of the country - watered down liquor in plastic cups with toothless stoners - you get it. If you…

Went to hardware store around 11 pm Wednesday night. I was impressed by the talent there, 3 white girls, one of which was thicker, layla, and 7 AA girls, non of which…

I don't know why I have such a soft spot for this place. It's a divy bar in the middle of nowhere with very varied talent. But, for whatever reason, I always end…

Stopped in around 3pm in the afternoon. About 6 dancers. 4 black and 2 white. As soon as I sat down at the bar I was approached by a…

Haven't visited in a while so I thought I'd stop by and check out the talents, I see that they have done some welcomed remodels which the place def needed. No cover,…

Ok so never having been to the store before or Clyman for that matter gps was necessary. There is a pretty good restaurant next door on what passes for the main…

I got here at 7:30 and stayed less than an hour. There were 6 dancers, 5 AA (some names: Lola, Cream, and Chanel) and 1 white, a little heavy (Jynx). This is…

Its been a while since I've been here. The owners put some money into fixing it up. For the money this is the place to go. While nothing goes…

Stopped in at about 1:15am on a Wednesday about 6 weeks ago after a late work event. It was a crazy day and I needed some titties in my face. It was…

A friend works here, and she needed a ride on a couple of recent days. I have always liked this place, and feel comfortable here. Main reason for this review…

I was driving through the area and decided to make another stop at th Hardware Store. I was glad to find that they had done some improvements since my last visit. Seemed…

I stopped by the Hardware Store the other day. Didn't do any dances but they've made some improvements to the club. First they have a new bar top, added some rope lights…

Stopped by hoping to see a favorite. She showed up but a little late for us to get involved. Spent some time chatting with Ivy while waiting for the dancer I wanted…

I showed up there at around 10:00pm a couple of months ago. I wasn't all that impressed by the talent I saw, but I was quickly approached by a handful of…

From the outside this club really looks like a dump. Inside there for a long bar and a stage right next to the bar with the dancers dance. At the end…

Stopped in on the evening shift and found 4 or 5 dancers on the shift and about 7 or 8 guys at the bar. In the past this meant I would be…

Stopped in last Wednesday around 4:00pm. Three or four regulars at the bar. I only saw 4 or 5 dancers mostly black and I think one white. No one dancing at…

The dancers are always a lot of fun at the Hardware Store. I have visited about 5 times now and you'll always have a great lap dance and friendly company.…

I stopped in Last Wednesday night because I have had a good time here in the past. Bar is pretty trashy, but the ladies have been a bit trashy in a…

Stopped in after having been gone for a while. The physical qualities hasn't really changed, so I'll skip describing them. The girls on shift were not nearly as bad as…

I stopped on around 6 on a Saturday evening and there seemed to be 6 or 7 dancers milling around. I sat down at the bar and before I could…

I returned to Hardware recently after being a way for a while and found that the bar used to be a hole in the wall but they now actually have a hole…

I had not been to this club for a several months, and decided to make a return visit after a meeting ended in the Madison area. I was not disappointed.…

This was a very different kind of visit for me. Been here before, know some of the dancers, tip ok and tip everyone. Been looking a bit at one of the dancers.…

and I took the evening off to go visit the club. I walked in there was only one girl. I found that really odd because I had called ahead to see…

Like I saw from a different review pretty much the same. For the money much better deal that other clubs. Drinks are well priced and well made. Nothing changed…

Finally got the opportunity to come out here. Well worth it. Being my first review, I'll run through the basics. Walk in and its very much like a Wisconsin bar. Immediately to the…

I ended up in a town about 15 minutes south of Clyman for work and decided to check this place out on a Thursday night. If not for GPS, I…

I keep on swearing this place off but keep coming back for more and more. The club's layout has been described multiple times already so there is no need to revisit. No renovations…

Stopped by mid afternoon and it was pretty dead. Only a couple of other customers at the bar. Looked like about 5 girls total. 4 black and 1 white.…

This was a weird visit to Hardware Store after having pretty good times here in the past. Pulled up to the bar on a Sunday after visiting a friend in the area…

Was in here on a Tuesday night for a few hours. Got there around 10PM, looked around only a few other patrons at the bar and a few others playing pool. Decided…

For all it's faults and shortcomings, HWS still provides some of the best value for money in WI. The girls are always up for fun and know how to work very hard…

Stopped in the Hardware Store for my third visit. Have not been real impressed. Once again I was "hit" on by at least 2 dancers(black) within minutes of arriving.…

Hardware store is a typical Wisconsin small town bar the women just happen to be nude. Personally I prefer the dive feel when it comes to strip clubs, I dont like the…

This is my second review of the Hardware store. The first time my wife and I went, this time I stopped by myself on the way back home from a model shoot…

Did not even know about this place until I read about it on here. Real small town clubs can be really good or really bad. I wound up stopping by on a…

For as great as this place can be for a customer, it can be annoying if a few factors come together like they did for me the other night. I ended up…

Stopped in for a quickie visit on the way back to Milwaukee from Madison. Seemed to take forever to get there off the freeway. I thought it was closer but that is…

Stopped by mid afternoon to check out the Hardware Store. Located on the main street in Clyman in the middle of nowhere. About 5 girls there one approached me and kind…

Eve and I took a 250 mile Saturday bike ride down to the Hardware Store to check it out. The first surprising thing is that Clyman is a very small town, with…

This place seems to be very hit or miss lately. Last time I came in it was about 4 girls works... an Asian one that was completely wasted, but i did it…

I've now made two trips to the Hardware Store and have decided that, as far as clubs in Wisconsin go, this might be the one where you truly do get the best…

Had a completely new experience on a recent stop in to the Hardware Store. When I arrived I was approached by two dancers which wasn't unusual. They bothered me for a drink…

Stopped in about 2:30 on Tuesday. First time there and wanted to check it out. Some of the dancers arrived at the same time I did. The dancers were…

The day shift is more friendly than the night. Although a good time is available from both. First it looks like a typical neighborhood bar from the outside. The Jack Daniels style…

I was on my way to Milwaukee from Madison and thought I would give this club a try. It's pretty far off the beaten path so be prepared to drive country…

I arrived at 10:45 after my Lebanon visit. There were 5 dancers (3 AA, 2 white) and about 8 customers, decreasing to 3 after midnight. The customers all sat at the bar.…

So my wife and I took another couple we know here one evening. Surprisingly enough on a Saturday night, it was pretty empty. It was only about 4 dancers and maybe 5…

Was up north visiting with a client when one of the two employees I was at dinner with brought up hitting a strip club. I suggested Club Bristol in Sun Prairie, but…

Haven't been here in a while and decided to head over, as others have stated this is in the middle of nowhere. Make sure you have a good gps or you…

About a month ago attended on a Wednesday afternoon and the place was packed ... with the most dancers i have ever seen on an afternoon shift. Had to be close…

I visited The Hardware Store after 21:00 on a Wednesday evening. The Hardware Store is located in the small town of Clyman, which has a population of 422. It is right on…

This club is small and a bit hard to find if the first time. The sign looks like a Jack Daniels Label. The bartender is generally friendly and pours a good…

Had been a few months between visits for me here. Last time not very good and this time only better because a hot time in back. But first off cheep…

I think I'm done here. I was finally able to sneak away to go out to a club for the first time in a long time, and when I got there there…

This club has been on my mind since the last time I went, so I decided to pay it a visit. There were quite a few girls working, but I didn't recognize…

Same old same old for the club. 4 aa and one white girl were working. I was the only customet when i got there.I got immediate attacked at the bar by one…

I arrived at 3 and left at 4:40. There was no door fee. The interior is rather dark inside. Music not too loud. There is one long bar that seats…

This place is the absolute epitome of "Your Mileage May Vary". I usually visit 2 or 3 times a year and I have stopped by this club every day of the week…

Out of desperation, boredom or both -- I decided to make another trip inside Clyman. I was pleasantly surprised. Sure, the new DJ guy (dubbed Costanza in other reviews) is a bit…

First visit in a while. Lots of girls both AA (more) and white. Would have to say that there were many more dancers (guessing 10 girls) than customers. Saw the "Costanza", some…

Typical WI bar atmosphere, with a couple stages (although I've never seen the back stage being used). Nothing fancy, but the place seems clean enough. Girls were curious when I entered, because…

I was in the Watertown area, and I wanted to see some titties. I arrived shortly after they opened and had a decent conversation with the hot female bartender and another…

This club is slowly changing. As the previous received mentioned, there is a new "Costanza" DJ that is just plain creepy. As a result, the dances in the curtained room have become…

To all fellow hardware store comrades, there are some unfortunate changes happening at this great club that might just ruin the experience we have all enjoyed in this club for ages. If…

This stop was a bit different than previous visits. for one thing there was a DJ on which I've never seen here on a weekday. That kept the rotation on the small…

This was my first visit to a more rural joint and too be honest I was pretty leary at first. When we arrived there was ample amount of parking for a Saturday…

Sadly, it's about time to give up on this former favorite spot. It used to be, I could put up with the place being a dive. I could put up with the…

Drink prices very much in line with other bars in the area, but could use more newer drinks that people are enjoying at other hip bars. Mostly a beer and shot…

The place is a dive which is fine. There were 2 girls on shift when I got there, both white and a black girl came in a while later. nothing…

this club use to be a fun place to go. It has gone down hill big time. The quality of girls keeps getting worse. Mostly black girls from milwaukee…

I don't know why I am surprised anymore. This club used to be my go to for when I wanted something more, but didn't care so much about their looks.…

Stopped in on a Wednesday early evening. Small pathway right when you walk in with the stage on your left, and the bar on your right. Definitely a dive bar. Behind the…

I have made several recent visits to this club and it remains my favorite club in SE Wisconsin. Most of my visits were short - I would go in for a…

Cam in during the week of christmas.The talent picked up a bit from the last time i was here. The ratio was 50/50. With some lookers _ satin in particular. I start…

Visited again a while ago, place has been described multiple times so I won't go into details but it looks like your average wi bar from the outside and inside. 2 stages…

So after the last visit Decided to give the hardware store another try. The selection wasnt any better then the time ther was a 7 on stage so want to get…

Every time I leave this place, I swear it is the last time, but I always end up back. There really isn't too many other options in the area that I…

This club has is never fails to amaze me. You never know what to expect. But this Wednesday took my strip club experience to a whole new level. I walked in…

I made a return visit to the Hardware store on a recent week night and found an environment very different than visits in the past. Usually I can't get in the door…