A Long Ride To The Hardware Store

Eve and I took a 250 mile Saturday bike ride down to the Hardware Store to check it out. The first surprising thing is that Clyman is a very small town, with a population of just over 400 people. We got there about an hour and a half after they opened and when we walked in were the only customers there. The bar tender was a cute, well put together blond (but she was running around in flip-flops.) No soft drinks to speak of...crappy watered down Pepsi on the gun, the only thing in cans was Diet Mountain Dew. I had a mixture of both. The bar it's self looks nice...very clean and well appointed. Even the bathrooms were spotless and looked new. There were 4 video gambling games for Eve and I joined her for a while playing them...then retired to the bar and played with my phone, they do have a good 4G signal there thankfully. Within the next 30 to 45 minutes several more customers wandered in and there were probably 10 or 12 at the bar when we finally left about 4:00.

There were 4 dancers I could see moving around in back by the dressing room. When they came out front there were 3 thick to very thick black girls, I'd guess up from Milwaukee, and one heavy white girl, absolutely no one I'd spend money on.

I did see a cute, petite black girl coming into work, but we left before she got dressed and came out on the floor. I was kind of disappointed as I've seen some good reviews but I guess we were just to early. I'll maybe go back another day and research further, but for now I'd suggest a later arrival unless your into over weight girls.