The Hardware Store
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942 Main St Clyman, WI 53016

My 2nd Visit To The Hardware Store

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Mongo54481
Sep 23, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

This is my second review of the Hardware store. The first time my wife and I went, this time I stopped by myself on the way back home from a model shoot in Kenosha.

I got there about 2:30 on Wednesday afternoon, and there were several girls there already. One Latin, and 4 or 5 white girls and 4 or 5 AA. The dancer quality was much better this time, only 2 girls that really should not be dancing, the rest were in the 6 to 8 range and all seemed friendly...I absolutely HATE tip walks, so I always tip the girls I like on stage, and without exception my dollars went a long way at the tip rail. A couple of the girls weren't shy about telling me what was available during the private dances either. If even ONE of them had implants, I'd have taken them up on it in a heart beat, but the girls up here all have natural boobs and I'd rather kneed bread dough than massage natural boobs.

The same very attractive blond bartender...(who DOES have implants by the way)...was working, and cans of Mountain Dew were a buck each. Service at the bar was fast and friendly, I just wish the bartender took a turn on stage now and then.

Overall this club is a very nice facility. It's clean, has good service, prices are very reasonable and I'm certain the private dances would be well worth it.

Clyman is a little town of 400 people in the middle of no where but is easy to get to. It's about a half mile off Hwy. 26, which is a 4-lane divided highway. There is one other "regular" bar in town, and for future reference I noticed about 100 yards west of The Hardware store is room to park a semi...something that might come in handy for me in the future as I get through there on occasion.

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