The Hardware Store

I have been here twice, each time during the week at around 7PM or so. The dancers here really do not like each other. The first time that I went…

Got there just after midnight. I sat down and ordered a beer. I chatted it up with a slender white brunette with a few tats. Her name was Nova.…

I've been there 3 times now and time was better than the last. if you want stuck up women go to the richer clubs. if you want to have fun with beautiful…

I've been there 3 times now and each time was better than the last. If you want stuck up women, go to the richer clubs. if you want to have fun with…

Its gone down hill to thr point im offically done with this club for a while. The 14 to 1 black to white girls did it for me. No variety, and…

Wtf happened. This was the worst I have seen this place. I getnin at 5pm and I and another guy were the only customers. The were 6 black dancers and no white.…

June trip to MKE, had some time an ran back out to the Hardwarestore with a stop at TNT on way back. <br> <br> Hardwarestore has been reviewed in the past and not much…

Stopped in to the Hardware store for the first time in a while. I didn't recognize any of the girls working except for cupcake. The mix was mostly black, one…

Made a trip back to the hardware store. As in past reviews it is a common country bar that is converted to a strip club. Main stage is along side the bar…

Typical WI bar atmosphere, with a couple stages. Nothing fancy, but the place seems clean enough. Only the front stage was open while I was there. Girls were very…

Stopped by on my way through town. Very few dancers were there and they were all talking to what seemed to be regulars and not real interested in making money. One white…

I hadn't stopped at The Hardware Store for almost a year, the previous few visits were nothing to get excited about and I hadn't been in the area in a while. I…

I stopped by here a couple of weeks ago on a Thursday afternoon. I hadn't been to the hardware store in quite awhile, maybe 6 months? I can't remember, but I…

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon on my way south on a work trip. Wasn't sure if it was even open because there didn't seem to be many cars around front and…

I'm not sure what the attraction is for this place, maybe it's because it is right in the middle of town. It's a small dive bar which coincidentally has dancers. The building…

First time here. Truly in the middle of nowhere. The inside is that of a small town dive bar. Very small. Too much cigarette smoke for my taste. The quality of women…

Made a recent return visit on Saturday evening. Really like this club and that continues to be the case. I have described interior previously. Nothing has changed. Drink prices…

Don't get out to Clyman much, but was here once and wanted to give my 2 cents. It's a dive bar in a tiny town, this isn't necessarily a bad thing. It…

I have not been out the the hardware store in a while so stopped in. Started around 530 on a Friday and left about 10 or so. When I arrived…

So after the last visit Decided to give the hardware store another try. The selection was already 100 times better then the time before. I had noticed a dirty blond that…

Was on my way to TNT and missed the turn so ended up at Hardware store. It is a rural country bar place. Most of the girls are the typical farm…

Checked this place out on a Saturday night, late. First of all, this place is a really, really long drive from Milwaukee. It seemed like I was never going to…

So was there last Friday and the place didn't look like it was even open as there were no cars in front. Got inside and it was dead. 3 dancers ,2 to…

First, I have been here several times and the club is generally fun, but it can definitely be hit or miss. I arrived at 2:00 PM about an hour after the…

I stopped in here after not visiting for more than a year. Somehow the club itself has gotten worse. The heat wasn't working right so the dancers were all bundled up. There was…

I was driving through and decided to stop, mainly due to the fact that they were the only club in the area open at 2pm. It looks like your typical hole in the…

So let me start out by saying I haven't been to this club in about 6 months. I used to be a "regular" here but haven't been back since my last visit…

Just let me say this first off...this place is nothing like it was when I reviewed it 6 months back. It seems to be different ownership and only 2 girls there that…

This was my first return to the Hardware Store under the new ownership. The new owners have tried to make a few changes to the place and brought in one white girl…

This is a composite review of four recent visits (Thursday, two Saturday, and a Sunday night). I really like this club. The club itself is okay. Bar with two stages and a pool…

Well another adventure to the Hardware store. Went on a Thursday afternoon at about 3pm. The dance select was the typical 4 to 2 Black to White. I was immediately drawing to…

Stopped at the HS again after not going to a sc for about 3 months. I ended up talking to a dancer named Pixie for a couple of hours. She is the…

Stopped in on a Wednesday early evening. Small pathway right when you walk in with the stage on your left, and the bar on your right. Definitely a dive bar.…

I have been a fan of this club for a while since I always knew what I was getting into. It is basically a dive bar with dancers. Normally the…

I visited this club on a Friday afternoon from 3 to about 5. Walked in and one of the dancers had her young daughter with her while stage dance was going…

I've made two trips to The Hardware Store. Both were on Thursday afternoon. First trip was in early May and the last was the end of August. The first time…

First off, I'm not sure the "dancer ethnicity" selection on the club description page is accurate. It says "white", but black or mixed might be a better choice. The past…

Heard good reviews of this club and thought we'd drop in while we were in the area on Saturday afternoon in July. When we walked in only seen two dancers and the…

Made my first visit on a pretty slow night, though I wonder what constitutes "rocking" in this one stoplight town. Construction is brutal and GPS will be spotty, so you may have…

I don't frequent sc very often, but when I do I usually go here. The place isn't classy and the girls aren't gorgeous, but they sure know how to make a guy…

This place is so very far away from everything first of all... it is about a good 45 minutes away from the east side of Madison. But I promise it is well…

Made the trip back out to Clyman a couple of weeks ago. Clyman is well out of the way (read: middle of nowhere) and on the face of it a fairly basic…

I still say this place never disappoints. The place is really of the beating path. Just off hwy 26 in a small little town called cylman. The place on the out side…

Stopped by on a sunday about 7. no girls were dancing. Guy behind the bar said it was shift change. About 78 they started coming out of the back.…

I have been to this place several times. I always enjoy going here. The girls are sexy and friendly. Its not like a big strip club where they have…

This place never disapoints. My friend and I went to the hardware store after the worst experiance ever at tnt in lebanon. I hear the posts were this girl is too old…

Did a little SC tour a Thursday ago. This was my second stop. Small club, northwoods feel which is cool with me. Lapdance room is 3 up and a bit cramped.…

Decided to visit for a few hours. Place is exactly like described, hole in the wall bar with 2 strip poles which I'm a fan of. Very small but it is in…

This club has been growing on me. Don't get me wrong, the place is a dive and feels just like a dive bar off the highway. Easily the worst club…

This place was pretty cool. Its very laid back and you are not being forced to go to get private dances all night long. My wife and I went here on this…

I stopped here after hearing about the place from a friend. It is your typical small town bar type setting, but I was pleasantly suprised! I hung out for awhile by the…

Stopped in here as i was passing through town. Maybe 5 or 6 girls working even mix of black and white. most of the girls sat at one side of the…

Visited on a Friday evening. Got there around 9 or so and found about 8 dancers working. This club is pretty much in the middle of nowhere and about a 40 min…

Was in the general area on business and made a detour to check this place out. Typical small town bar but with two stages, only is used on weekdays. Bartenders were friendly.…

I really enjoy visiting The Hardware Store in Clyman. I realize it is a bit off the beaten track, but worth the drive. The club is pretty easy to find since…

I have heard about this club and never had an opportunity to stop by until a few weeks ago. This club is nicer than what was described in the reviews.…

Walked in here on a Tuesday afternoon 2 or so months ago. Place was dead - they were still opening up I guess as the Bartender was filling up the coolers,…

I've been talking this place up, but I final had a mediocre experience and probably won't be back for awhile. Went on a Saturday afternoon, about 4PM. Four black dancers…

Wow thats all i can say! I drove a good hr to finally visit this place after reading many reviews and i was NOT dissapointed! I got there at 5pm last night and…

This place is definitely divided along racial lines. I cannot find a white girl who wants to give a lap dance and the black girls hit you up the second you walk…

Well i frequent gentleman clubs all over the state to check out what is out there the quality of dancers and the over all appeal of the place. the hardware store is…

This club is easy to miss driving past because the sign is quite small. There is parking on the street and in a small lot across the street. There was a $5…

I stopped by the club around 6:00 PM on a Wednesday. They have a sign which looks like a Jack Daniels label outside. Otherwise it is an unremarkable club from…

I returned here one afternoon having a good time my previous visit. I figured I'd get plenty of attention showing up early afternoon, not so much. I go right to…

If there was a picture in the dictionary of a typical up-Nort small town titty bar, this is it. Kinda a hole-in-the-wall. Spartan inside and out. I get there…

This was my 2nd time to this club. I stopped here between appointments on a wednesday around 2. Its a bar turned strip club, looks like…

I stopped in here in the early evening of a Friday a few weeks back. There was only a couple other patrons in there when I first got there. It…

Made my first trip here on Sat 12/10 around 5pm. Only customer the whole time I was there. Sat down at the end of the bar near the door next…

Another visit to the Hardware store and yet another experience. While the girls here aren't the hottest you're going to get at strip club ... 1. consider the location and 2. what…

aafter hearing that they were open in the afternoon and a shift of dancers, i thought i'd try an afternoon visit. i got there at about 3pm, there were 3 dancers, 2…

I've been to this club a number of times - at all different times of day. Its by far the best club in the area in my opinion if you can…

i arrive at 7pm and no girls were dancing. i was told that it was a shift change. they now start dancing at 1pm. they started dancing shortly thereafter. they danced on…

I went to this club after a golf outing. When I got there, I was a bit nervous,because I didn't really know what to expect. it was in a very…

Stopped here on a Saturday night. It was pretty empty as far as customers but there was a lot of girls dancing. All but one were african american. The…

This place is so great there is a girl for every kind of man out there. My girl of choice is Pixie a cute blonde just under 5ft tall. She is so…

Just got back from this place. First of all, the name has changed. It isn't TNT anymore. It isn't called the Toolshed anymore either, as another review says. It's called "The Hardware…

This club doesn't look like much from the outside- for that matter doesn't look like much from the inside either. Small stage by the bar- other than that looks like any…

Stopped after a day of business in the area. First time there Me and a friend stopped in and had a great time. Not the perfect pinup type dancers. But very good…

was here oct 9th 2010. been there before. although advertised as topless there's plenty of bare pussy to gaze at. if you seat by the stage the girls will pull their…

Went here late on a Friday night. Dumpy outside and in, but clean. About 8-10 girls working, smallish main stage, bar and a few tables. Got asked if I…

The new name (at least it was a few months ago) is The Toolshed. Rough on looks from the outside, it has an interesting familiar arrangement on the inside. There were 4-5…

The TNT has a new name now, but I'm forgetting what it is. I was there a week ago, and usually get there 2-3 times a year. It would be more if…

I have been to this club about four times in the past six months. From the street, you wouldn't know that this is a strip club. There are usually many cars…

this is a wonderful laid back club!!! i have been a dancer for 2 years ans I have worked at various clubs this by far is my favorite!! Usually the…

Friday night I went to TNT because my buddies wanted to see if the talent improved there since our last visit. We were a bit disappointed. We knew already that it was…

Probably not a destination spot, but might be worth a gander if you're looking for something else to do in the vicinity of Silk II, it's probably less than 10 minutes away. I…

You have to know the area to find this place its out in the middle of nowhere and not on any major highway. But once you find it, its a nice…

This is a nice little roadside local bar type of strip club. The girls are far from centerfold quality, BUT they are very up beat and in for a great time.…

They are trying. In the midst of remodeling. Was there on a Monday night. Very slow. Customers who were obnoxious. Only two dancers. Neither one is much to write home about. But…

very new, still attracting talent. Farm country. Rural clientele.