The Hardware Store
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942 Main St Clyman, WI 53016

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deepthinker
Oct 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I arrived at 3 and left at 4:40. There was no door fee. The interior is rather dark inside. Music not too loud. There is one long bar that seats up to 20, with seating on either side. Bathroom is adequate. There was a single stage being used, one dancer at a time. Almost no customers were tipping at the stage, though. The club has an ATM that charges $5 convenience fee (so bring cash). There is a lap dance area with a comfortable chair situated behind beads in a fairly secluded area, but it has cameras in it. If you want to take out your Peter, there are 2 VIP rooms with doors that shut and no cameras. VIP is $100/15 mins. or $175/30 mins. The VIP room has a loveseat and blanket; you can get comfortable on it but can't stretch all the way out. VIP room also has a table with a small lamp on it.

There were 9 dancers: 3 white and 6 non-white. They rated from 3 to 8. A drink was $4.50. A lot of the dancers were just sitting around. There were only about 4 customers so the dancers outnumbered the customers. I feel this can be a drawback because the dancers are all ready to swoop down on you, so you can't just hang out and be alone a while. Dancers will show everything on the stage if a customer is seated. Most of the time there were no customers tipping at the stage.

A slim titless black dancer called Pleasure sat next to me on the right and put her arm around my chair. Moments later, another black dancer sat on my left side and mentioned the VIP room. Pleasure said it was a light turnout; most afternoons there are more people there. She is from Milw. and of course she also tried to interest me in the private VIP room. But I then went up to the stage to see a 5 foot 4 nice Puerto Rican college student, Tia, perform. She tried to persuade me to get a private room but I decided to get a $20 lap dance with her. So I did. But she kept saying how she was disappointed I didn't spring for the private room. For $20 I got hands on her butt, NIM, minimal touching of the pussy and some stick shifting and her putting mouth on my rod over my pants. (If I were 21 I could have come from this, but I'm 51.)

Then, seated at the far side of the bar, I let her give me a shoulder/back rub for 10 min. This felt great, as she said she is a licensed massage therapist, and I tipped a little for it. After enough persuasion from her, I decided to give in to her persistent persuasion to take her to the $100/15 min private room VIP with no camera. I'll justify it here by saying it was for research purposes! When I handed her the money, one of the several .inactive dancers just standing/sitting around said to her, "You got lucky!" I guess the other dancers weren't getting lucky that day. With both of us fully nude in the room, she gave pretty good attention to my tool. I was allowed pussy play, DATY, NIM, CBJ, and finished off with HJ. After I came she gave me a massage on my back and legs which was also quite good, to finish out the session. She did spend a minute during the session checking her cell phone, which detracted from the experience.

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