Elysium Reviews

The Club is upscale. The drinks are typical of an upscale Strip Club. I had just coke because I was not in the mood for drinking. Asked other customers and they said that the drinks were good. Like all upscale Strip Clubs a claim of 5 star food. I never...

I stopped by the PH after the Detroit City Council and a rumored raid Sat. night. Everything was just as it was before, just fewer dancers because of snow. I had an enjoyable time but am concerned about what will happen next after the Council decision. My...

Dear Strip Club Fans, I have very grave news, Lap dancing and VIP rooms have just been outlawed in Detroit , this is certainly horrible news indeed, I can not believe that they finally did it , in Detroit of all cities, this is not the religious deep south my...

Visited mid afternoon on a Wednesday and felt comfortable since there seemed to be more ladies than men. First girl who approached me with obvious "glue ons" and facial plastic surgery, sat down and held a good conversation. She continued to say she was in her 40's. I didn't...

This is by far the best club in Detroit. The atmosphere is classy and safe. Sucks that you have to valet to get in, but the service is good. Have been there for day shift and evenings. Both are great but nights can get too crowded...

A recent midweek dayshift visit resulted in seeing numerous new girls but the same club experience. I'd say the new additions have resulted in slightly lower quality in the looks department. I have to wonder if some girls migrated over to Flynt's. Hm maybe I need to go do some...

I've been to this club twice and both visits have been below average. On the first occasion the club was simply overcrowded (with guys). I couldn't even get a seat and left after 5 minutes. On the most recent visit I got a couple dances that were fine but just...

This club is the leader of the topless clubs in Detroit. I wish they would ease off on the prices but I don't expect that to happen unless the city cracks down on them. The upstairs VIP is very private and the dancers make the most of it....

This is a great club, definetely worth the money. I went on a Saturday night and there were plenty of girls to chose from, any type that you would want. Dances were medium contact, but depends on tip and the dancer. I hear afternoons arent as busy and quality of...

I decided to visit on Tuesday afternoon as I had it off. Quality of girls went up as the day went along, by 4 it was really high. When I got there mostly 7/8s with a few on either end. By the time I left more 8/9s had...

So I'm back in town for the holiday, decided to stopped by my favorite place (the last time I was there was good). Paid $10 buck cover & $2 coat check, sat by the bar and checked out the cuties. The one I took last time wasn't there, no big...

I hope this place survives any potential political changes in Detroit because it's incredible. The talent is ridiculous and the dances are liberal in the best sense of the word. This is a must visit destination for fans of SCs.

Regulars get much of the attention but the girls are...

Penthouse still has a battle ahead of it. The new Detroit City Council takes office on January 1, 2010 with 5 of the 9 members newly elected. We don't know what they will do about this. Read on.

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I have some friends that have been coming to this bar for some time now and I just haven't had the opportunity to join them. Seeing as it's Christmas time is able to take time for little afternoon pleasure. The bar is really top-notch and the ladies are quite beautiful...

Ah Christmas Time, Joy to the World! Great club, always friendly, but come on guys, don't just walk in and wait for Bouncer to sit you down. Walk right in and self serve. If table, or seat at bar open, take it, especially if two or more.

Best seating places?...

This club is still tops in Detroit. Rumors of changes due to the city council laws so far have proven false. its business as usual at PH. This means the mileage we've all come to enjoy upstairs is unchanged.

Ive noticed a lot of new faces at...

i stopped her last saturday during the day. I was very unimpressed with what i saw about 8 girls none of them anything worth even talking to,but hung around until the evening shift and things got a bit better..this place has been going downhill in terms of the hotness of...

I stopped by the Penthouse just after lunch on Friday. There was a good selection of dancers, mostly in the 7-8 range but one or two 9's who seemed to be hanging with regulars. The VIP areas are curtained and very private. Each dancer seems to have a...

Stopped in with some co-workers on Friday afternoon around 4. The place was packed. No cover, but valet parking is $7 and drinks are expensive. The women are hot though, and its still a fun place to go, even post-raid. I had two dances for "D",...

My first time ever to the Penthouse Club. I went on a Sunday evening, paid the valet guy and noticed that I'm not in a typical Michigan strip club. The 10 dollar cover was completely worth it seeing that there were so many beautiful women for Sunday Night....

Made a short trip to Detroit for a business meeting in the am, so what does one do when your confirmed flight is at 7:00 pm with no chance for standby and the upcharge to change of $100...seems like the airlines are like ROBs..so a little detour to the PC...

WE went on a MOnday. The club was nice. The girls were of the caliber we would find at Bogarts or Leggs. Even after several drinks the drink goggles didnt make them anny better. We kept hearing about the extras. We couldnt even get one dance. The girls were...

After a stop at Trumpps, a Monday afternoon visit to Penthouse. Loads of beautiful women. 4 girls dancing at a time. 2 on stage, 1 sidestage and one on the bar. Constant rotation after every song. Most girls are 8 or above, some with "bolt ons" some who...

Before making my way back to the west side of the state, I found this club open on a Saturday afternoon and stopped in. Not busy, nor did I see many dancers, but one came to me at the bar as soon as she saw me and immediately asked...

Visited on Thursday, Oct. 15, 2009 6:15pm, towards the end of the day shift. The glizt is everywhere in this horseshoe shaped club, with the stage in the center. The apppearance of upscale glamour is everywhere. Sadly, the lack of energy doesn't measure up the the trappings....