Elysium Reviews

Strippers were great all sevens tons of extra milege! The Layout was awesome I felt totally at home there the drinks were reasonable 10-15 and the girls were very friendly and easy to chat with.The music was a little lame at times but who pays attention to the music anyway?...

Dropped in for lunch on a Wednesday. 25 dancers, mostly 7-8's. I've been there on weekdays when both the number and the quality was higher, but this was still awfully good. There was a statuesque redhead with a phenomenal enhanced figure whose stage dance was first-rate; never...

I stooped in to revisit what has always been my favorite club in the Detroit area. Needless to say I was not disappointed. The dancers were well above
average with something for everyone. The drinks are a little expensive but not outrageous.
The quality of the dancers is top...

Penthouse is one of the clubs in the Detroit that continues to be one of the finest clubs. Valet parking is mandatory, though if you work it right, you can skip it. Walking in the club, the downstairs bar is to your right, and tables and...

I stopped in alone for a quick first look Thursday, just after 7:00. The club was moderately busy and a bouncer suggested I get a seat at the bar upstairs. The view of the stage show from up there is terrible. I really couldn't see much of...

Thanks to our Justice system, which still recognizes (at least sometimes) that this is supposed to be a free country, full contact lappers are still available at Penthouse. The clubs joined together and got an injunction on the oppressive Puritanical bill that would outlaw laps.

The above said, its business...

Was back in town for business and headed out to the only club I've been too in Detroit. It's always been high mileage and lots of beautiful girls to choose from. Should have known I was not in for a good night when I grabbed a car instead...

This is my strip club point of reference when I come to the Detroit area. It's still #1 in my book.
I have to say that the overall quality of girls is slipping, but with patience and discernment I am able to find great dances, as usual. A couple...

Stopped in for the first time in a few months on a Thursday afternoon. Quite a few dances, all attractive as usual, and quite a few customers. The only real difference this time was the price of the beer - $11.25. I don't recall it being that...

I have been coming to this club regularly for over one year. Since the economy has slowed business all over, this club seems to be able to maintain the number of quality and number of dancers where most clubs have to import dancers from Toledo,Oh. The selection of dancers on...

I made a visit to the club Wednesday afternoon. Went directly upstairs for my first drink. Enjoyed the view. It's very interesting being upstairs. You get to observe all of the strippers and customers down below and get to watch which strippers are making trips to the VIP rooms. This...

I was a bit wary of the accounts of how quickly the $ could add up here, but decided to give it a try and was glad I did.

Yes, there is valet parking and drinks are pricey. But nothing I haven't encountered other places. The club itself is...

Well the quality of the girls is like the weather some good days, some bad days, and some spectacular days....today spectacular..an old favorite by the stage name of Selena was working this day, always a must trip to the VIP and the girl knows how to give a great LD..not...

I've made two afternoon visits to Penthouse over the past month. I was concerned that the recent passage by the Detroit City Council of a strip club ordinance would have a dampening effect on the fun that has distinguished Penthouse over recent years. Fortunately, the ordinance is not...

Went on a Wednesday afternoon. The enviroment inside is quite good although it does look old outside. You can sit at tables in front of the stage for free but the nicer round tables charge 20$ for each. Girls are nice looking. One girl called Manica provide me a dance...

I made the mistake of expecting weekday levels of attention on a sat night. Ratio of guys to girls was subpar, waited 45 min for first girl to approach. Since I didn't want to wait again I took her to VIP. Very hands on, she knew how
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Penthouse is my favorite club anywhere. They have a great choice of dancers and most of the dancers can be very accomodating. You can get all the mileage you want and the choices of dancers are great. They have several "degrees" of private rooms. Try...

I've been to the Penthouse several times while in Detroit on business. My overall rating is based on comparing the club to SCs in other cities. Don't have a basis to compare it to other Detroit clubs, but compared to what I've seen in Baltimore, Vegas, NY and elsewhere,...

I just don't know what is so great about this place. Penthouse is nice but it's not the best in the area. The facilities are better at Hustler. The food is adequate. Food is pretty good everywhere. Prices are higher here than anywhere else. Drinks are overpriced. You have to...

I visited Detroit in the last week of March, and made it a point to check out the clubs, especially Penthouse. I dropped in on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, all for the afternoon shift. Surprisingly, Monday had the most attractive girls. And overall, for the three days...

I don't know what happened to those revised Detroit strip club ordinances that were going to do away with VIP rooms, eliminate lap dances, make the dancers dance on elevated platforms ,etc. That was what was in the news around the end of February.
However, contrary to all that, I...

This is still the club I end up gravitating back to because the quality is exceptional. The layout is easy. One bar down stairs, 5 dancer stage stations (2 main, 2 side, one bar), with rows of booths on each wall, one row of couches, and the tables....

Had a great time as always. This club is still one of the best in Detroit. For all of you looking for information many reviews have the layout so read them. I am all about the VIP. The VIP in this club is great. A small tip to the attendants...

Penthouse continues to be the hottest spot in the Detroit area. I arrived around 6 p.m. and noticed at least 25 dancers working. They had five on stage at all times. The quality of dancers varies from a low 4 to a high of 9. I met a nice dancer...

Visited Sat night and thing were normal despite the new rules that will go into effect. Saw about 25 dancers mostly attractive ranging around 6 to 9. Music is way too loud. Wait staff was attentive. Had 3 dancers on the various stages so there was...