Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Dropped in for lunch on a...

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Jul 5, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Dropped in for lunch on a Wednesday. 25 dancers, mostly 7-8's. I've been there on weekdays when both the number and the quality was higher, but this was still awfully good. There was a statuesque redhead with a phenomenal enhanced figure whose stage dance was first-rate; never caught her name. Also enjoyed a hot black dancer named Malibu who looked like a $1,000/hour call girl. Eventually I got a visit from a very hot little blonde, aptly named Foxy. She wasn't very talkative but gave a very energetic, one might almost say acrobatic, LD with solid mileage. No extras, but definitely worth the ride up the elevator. Next I met a dark-haired, dark-eyed young beauty whose name I will keep to myself. What captivated me was her conversation; very articulate and able to discuss a range of topics (she told me she had recently graduated college with a degree in philosophy - now there's one you don't hear every day). I happen to find brains and personality very sexy, so I accepted her invitation to a dance. Just following her up the stairs was an uplifting experience. Frankly, her dance was so-so but it did include lots of LFK which I found delightful. She hadn't struck me as the kind who would offer extras, which was not a problem. But lo and behold, I was mistaken - I love it when I make mistakes like that - and I went home a surprised and very happy boy.

Penthouse is definitely my top-rated club in this area. Higher talent quotient than anyplace else I've been around here, and I've never yet been unable to find what I'm looking for in dances (with or without extras). As the saying goes, a bit more expensive - but worth it.

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