Elysium
Closed
20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

This is still the club I...

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Talston1
Apr 13, 2010, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Wednesday Evening

This is still the club I end up gravitating back to because the quality is exceptional. The layout is easy. One bar down stairs, 5 dancer stage stations (2 main, 2 side, one bar), with rows of booths on each wall, one row of couches, and the tables. There is also a bar upstairs and several private VIP dance areas. Bring money with you! There is a 20% mark up on any cash you get from the club. The only negative on this club really is the constant cash drain - it is considerable and not for the faint of heart. As a side note, the food here is exceptional, including some platters for larger groups that have great variety.

Went there for an evening shift mid-week and still had plenty of talent to choose from, and this after another club has opened in the area. The girls here cover a range of tastes from the fake busty to the skinny and flat, but all are "attractive" in their own way. Ended up getting dances from three different girls, with one below average and two exceptional experiences.

First, the below average. Someone needs to tell really attractive young women that WASTED is not a synonym for sexy. Was upstairs not paying attention when this attractive brunette came up to me and asked if I wanted dances. She was leaning on me quite a bit but a lot of girls do that there as part of their pitch. As we started making our way to the VIP area, she was swaying badly and almost fell. Once in the VIP area, she could not stay focused and ended up just laying across my lap telling me how many drinks she had. 2 songs and I was out of there. Shame too, one of the prettiest girls there that night (later actually saw her leave the stage and just wander off - the DJ had to summon her back to finish her set).

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