Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Was back in town for business...

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Hank Moody
Jun 23, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Was back in town for business and headed out to the only club I've been too in Detroit. It's always been high mileage and lots of beautiful girls to choose from. Should have known I was not in for a good night when I grabbed a car instead of a taxi and the driver got lost. What should have been a 15 minute ride from the hotel ended up being 1 hr+. I kept telling the guy he was going the wrong way, but I was unfamiliar with the area and wasn't as assertive as I should have been. Got to the club around 11p and figured I had to make the most of it.

Sidled up to the downstairs bar and started downing $11 jack and cokes. Pretty typical, although there seemed to be a ton of waitresses, more than I remembered and they were all very hot. One of the bartenders was smoking as well. Unfortunately, the stunning staff detracted from the dancers who were a step down from my previous 5 visits over the past 8 months.

Even though the quality had slipped, because of the volume of dancers, there's still more than a few for everyone. I got a few dances from two dancers that were good but not much in the way of extras. Got a third set from one dancer who indicated nothing was out of bounds.

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