Thanks to our Justice system, which...

Thanks to our Justice system, which still recognizes (at least sometimes) that this is supposed to be a free country, full contact lappers are still available at Penthouse. The clubs joined together and got an injunction on the oppressive Puritanical bill that would outlaw laps.

The above said, its business as usual at PH. Yeah, the same steep fees are still in place (mandatory valet, $10 beers w tip, $20 for a nice table, etc) but its a small price to pay when you consider the quality of the facility and the mileage that's available.

Dayshift is still the recommended time to visit as the single moms are always the most highly motivated to please. Choose your dancer wisely and its pretty much a slam dunk you'll leave happy for under $200