The House Reviews

Well, The stars finally aligned for me to be able to hit up the "famous" or "infamous" House. I've heard about this club and have been trying for years to get out here. I tend to hit my spots in the afternoon and the House, because of operating hours and...

So with the shortage of good clubs in the area I decided to check this place out. The area wasn't bad in my opinion. There was on street parking in the area. The parking on the street was free after 6. So I didn't even have to pay the meter....

Let me add on to my recent "props" comment about this club. This is probably the main ghetto black strip club with thick booty-shaking black girls in DC. The worst thing is the $20 cover charge. Real DMV strip club goers remember when this club used to...

From the perspective of a dancer: the girls were all black, very slim/athletic (not thick/big booty girls), skilled pole dancers, and very pretty. The manager heavily insinuated I was fat (I'm a size 8 on top, 14 on the bottom), was verbally grateful I wasn't completely "bare," and called me...

So I wanted to check this club out for a while now. Was looking for a cheaper alternative than the Stadium Club. If you're like me, then you prefer black strip clubs. No offense, but I'm not really into white women. Anyways, I get here, paid the $20 cover charge...

I arrived at the House around 430-5pm on a Friday afternoon. I had stopped at Ebony Inn hoping to catch some early birds. Although the bar was open in EI, no girls arrived by the time I left, around 415. There was no cover charge at the House.I went straight...

Well my title says it all. This place wasn't the nicest place I've been to in my travels. This is a mediocre at best Strip Club and the ladies weren't all that bad, but their attitudes at least that night weren't good. Maybe it was because the...

After a Wizards game, two of my boys and I stopped in the House. We probably arrived around 11 pm, paid the $20 entrance fee and went in. The club was not that crowded but all 3 stages were occupied. This night the girls were pretty fine....

The House is something special. I guess you could call me a regular, when I enter I'm always surprised that I'm greeted like a regular, cause in my mind I take long hiatuses. The dancers are incredibly friendly. (except one or two lames lol) I still remember the very first...

I made the horrible mistake of going to The House after a long while. See, I had heard about them hiring Jim Graham, former city councilman for Ward 1 and notorious faggot. (You read right! I have respect for gays actually but he is not one of them!) Anyway,...

So I've been to House a few times, and I thought I'd leave a review. This is a review from about a month ago on a Saturday night. So I get to the spot around 11:00 and there's a good amount of people inside. The inside is really nice compared...

Went in here on a Saturday and man, do they have some new Dancers. This is a bad or good thing depending on how you look at it. Gone are the famous dancers of the past like like Fetish, Juicy, and Honey. As usual, as soon you...

I haven't been in this club in at least almost 2 years if not more. The club has really changed and has outstanding interior. That being said, there are virtually all new dancers with the exception of one who is a vet. The only...

A buddy and I stopped in the club around 9 pm on Monday. The place was practically empty when we arrived and they didn't charge us any entrance fee. After grabbing a couple of beers we sat down by the satellite stage near the bathroom. One girl...

This club sucks. It’s pretty simple. The club looks nice but the dancer quality is nonexistent. The cover is reasonable at $10 at the door plus a mandatory drink (I got a cranberry juice for $6).

I was here on Wednesday, December 31, 2014 around 11pm. Normally I'd never go...

Use to be the goto spot for top quality sistas. Place now has sofas and the girls get a little more up close and personal than I remember. Girls of from mini to sexy thick. All in all from 7-9.5 just not very many girls maybe 7...

I went to this place after leaving another with a lot of friends. I had been here before so I already knew the place was remodeled and it had hot girls. They have an entrance fee $10 and VIP was another $20. They have three stages one main stage...

This is the first time I have been here since the new renovations. The place actually looks really nice. It may be one of the best looking clubs I have seen. 3 stages on bottom level and the main stage has 2 poles. Club did a good job of keeping...

Not too bad. I have been here a few times over the years. I went in around 8pm on a Saturday night. There were about 6 girls, that I could see. They were all sistas, from light skinned to dark. A tall thick chick caught my eye. She was kinda...

Went there around 8:30 on a Thursday. It was very slow with only two dancers on the floor at a time. Got a private dance from this girl named Treasure who was about 5'6 thick chocolate skinned bbw. It was slow so in the VIP room it was 10/song for...

Went in at around 11:45pm on a wednesday for the first time. Was wanded and padded by the one security guard at the door. Bought the two drink minimum and walked around. There were a couple of dancers on stage and a couple more walking around. The club maybe had...

The House is probably the best SC in DC. At least 4 girls in there every time. Bouncers are cool if you've been there a few times. Happy hour drinks are not bad at all. You can touch the dancers as long as you're slick because most...

Despite some less than positive reviews lately, I still think the House is a fine club to hang out in. I stopped in around 8 pm on Saturday, and the club wasn't very crowded but there was a dancer on each of the 3 stages. They probably danced...

Went to the house with a bunch of friends a week ago. Paid a cover of $10 and was moved to the bar for a drink. When we finally got the chance to look around at the floor we realized that the place was lite on dancers. 20 mins...

Hadn't gone out on the strip club scene for quite awhile but wanted to see what all the hype was with these new renovations to the House. anyway, i will say that appearance wise, It's a definite step up from what I remember. Has a much better atmosphere. The ladies,...