Reviews

There was action everywhere - on the side stages, on the main stage, in and around the seating area, although less in the private dance area. The place seemed to be filled w dancers -…

I have written a number of times about the House. It is a unique DC club. It is also a unique club in general. I arrived on a Wednesday night around 7:30pm.The cover was $10,…

I arrived at the club Wednesday night between 10 and 11. At the door I was told that it was Ciroc Wednesday and I could either pay $25 cover that includes a bottle of…

I made another visit to the House to see if I could break a few bad experiences I have had a 2 clubs recently. See my reviews of 4 Mile in Bluff Siding, WI and…

Got to The House at 930p on a Tuesday in search of one of the rarest of all experiences — the DC lapdance with contact. My mission was successful but a letdown. Here’s why... First, some…

Street parking is pretty tight and unrestricted on weekends and after 8:30 on weekdays. I managed to get a parking spot right next to the club though. As I entered the club the…

I am not familiar with all the clubs in the DMV (DC Maryland Virginia), but AFAIK this is the only black in the city. I went to this club after a midnight visit to some of…

------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a pretty-long wordy review of a black club visit, thus skip it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not interest you + this review is part of a 3-part-series…

This was my third visit to the House. Please see my other reviews to get a feel for the place. I arrived around 9pm. Girls were dancing on each stage, but there were not a…

My girl and I go to strip clubs all the time. This is our go to spot! Drinks and cover is what should be expected. $20 to get in. Think Henny and coke was between…

This was my second visit to The House. See my review from my visit in 2017 too. I arrived around 8. To my surprise, I was the only guy in the club! Another guy showed…

The House is a fun club in DC standards. There are no lap dances allowed in DC, but there is full nudity unlike Virginia. As soon as you enter, you pay $20 cover and then…