Reviews

There was action everywhere - on the side stages, on the main stage, in and around the seating area, although less in the private dance area. The place seemed to be filled w dancers -…

I have written a number of times about the House. It is a unique DC club. It is also a unique club in general. I arrived on a Wednesday night around 7:30pm.The cover was $10,…

I arrived at the club Wednesday night between 10 and 11. At the door I was told that it was Ciroc Wednesday and I could either pay $25 cover that includes a bottle of…

I made another visit to the House to see if I could break a few bad experiences I have had a 2 clubs recently. See my reviews of 4 Mile in Bluff Siding, WI and…

Got to The House at 930p on a Tuesday in search of one of the rarest of all experiences — the DC lapdance with contact. My mission was successful but a letdown. Here’s why... First, some…

Street parking is pretty tight and unrestricted on weekends and after 8:30 on weekdays. I managed to get a parking spot right next to the club though. As I entered the club the…

I am not familiar with all the clubs in the DMV (DC Maryland Virginia), but AFAIK this is the only black in the city. I went to this club after a midnight visit to some of…

------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a pretty-long wordy review of a black club visit, thus skip it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not interest you + this review is part of a 3-part-series…

This was my third visit to the House. Please see my other reviews to get a feel for the place. I arrived around 9pm. Girls were dancing on each stage, but there were not a…

My girl and I go to strip clubs all the time. This is our go to spot! Drinks and cover is what should be expected. $20 to get in. Think Henny and coke was between…

This was my second visit to The House. See my review from my visit in 2017 too. I arrived around 8. To my surprise, I was the only guy in the club! Another guy showed…

The House is a fun club in DC standards. There are no lap dances allowed in DC, but there is full nudity unlike Virginia. As soon as you enter, you pay $20 cover and then…

I went to the House around 7 pm a couple of Fridays ago. It was early and the place was pretty quiet. There was a guy on one of the couches spending quality…

First learned about House from a buddy who lived in the city and took me by there. I have mixed feelings about the place because i like to go to SCs where i get bang…

One of my favorite places to go - The House. Haven’t been back in a while since I travel a bit and I ALWAYS spend more than I planned for, but this place is a…

On my recent tour of D.C. clubs this one held the most promise. A bit farther out, in fact I took a $12 taxi ride to get here, but the promise of some even…

I would recommend this place to anyone. the dancers are a mix, but a lot of them look pretty good, a few very attractive ladies. if you're an assman, this place is definitely for you.…

Went to the house on a Saturday with about 4 friends to celebrate Landing a new job. Did not expect much , knowing how dc clubs are.. i was pleasantly surprised. Saturday nights are…

Went to the Club for the first time after reading the various reviews. For a DC club, this was a pleasant surprise. As others have stated, it is a very nice room. The cover on…

I arrived at The House at 6 pm on a Friday afternoon for "Happy Hour". The first issue is parking. I was LUCKY to find an open spot a block and a half…

Nice club. Mostly black dancers, mostly curves to thick. Ass everywhere. I saw one white and one Latina dancer, both thick. This is a great place if you like tipping at the rail, because the…

I came here on a Wednesday a few weeks ago. It was $10 to enter and the do a mandatory pat down. I grabbed a Heniken and had a seat. It was only 9pm and…

The place is up on Georgia Ave in a notoriously rougher part of DC. I came back to see that the neighborhood is actually a lot more well lit and seemingly safer to come and…

I stopped last week in the evening. The cover was $25 but it was three dollar Thursday, which is a pretty good deal if you are there to drink liquor as all drinks are all…

First time here in a year, see my August 2016 review. Not much has changed. $20 weekend night cover, $10 cover during the week. A beer costs about $7, a long island iced tea was…