The House Reviews

Got to The House at 930p on a Tuesday in search of one of the rarest of all experiences — the DC lapdance with contact. My mission was successful but a letdown. Here’s why...

First, some preliminaries: the club is in a not great area of DC. It’s not horrible, ...

Street parking is pretty tight and unrestricted on weekends and after 8:30 on weekdays. I managed to get a parking spot right next to the club though. As I entered the club the doorman carded me and instructed me to pay $20 at the window. He then...

I am not familiar with all the clubs in the DMV (DC Maryland Virginia), but AFAIK this is the only black in the city.

I went to this club after a midnight visit to some of the regular clubs in the Adams Morgan area. The location of this club used to...

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+ this is a pretty-long wordy review of a black club visit, thus skip it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not interest you

+ this review is part of a 3-part-series of reviews of the 3-clubs I hit on my 2019 Memorial Day Weekend Washington DC...

This was my third visit to the House. Please see my other reviews to get a feel for the place. I arrived around 9pm. Girls were dancing on each stage, but there were not a lot of girls there. Grabbed a beer ($5.00 for a Corona), and went to check...

My girl and I go to strip clubs all the time. This is our go to spot! Drinks and cover is what should be expected. $20 to get in. Think Henny and coke was between $12-14. With tipping we average a minimum of $200 a visit.
The women are of all...

This was my second visit to The House. See my review from my visit in 2017 too. I arrived around 8. To my surprise, I was the only guy in the club! Another guy showed up around 8:30 and left after tipping a few dancers, and then it was just...

The House is a fun club in DC standards. There are no lap dances allowed in DC, but there is full nudity unlike Virginia.

As soon as you enter, you pay $20 cover and then get lead towards the bar area to buy a drink. A beer with tip...

I went to the House around 7 pm a couple of Fridays ago. It was early and the place was pretty quiet. There was a guy on one of the couches spending quality time with a dancer and I sat at a small table by the satellite stage...

First learned about House from a buddy who lived in the city and took me by there. I have mixed feelings about the place because i like to go to SCs where i get bang for my buck. This place doesnt deliver on that. $20 cover and $15 mixed drinks....

One of my favorite places to go - The House. Haven’t been back in a while since I travel a bit and I ALWAYS spend more than I planned for, but this place is a gem.

Only spot in DC with contact, and lots to be had! Dollars go a...

On my recent tour of D.C. clubs this one held the most promise. A bit farther out, in fact I took a $12 taxi ride to get here, but the promise of some even faint hands on action made it a must stop.

Unfortunately, I relearned a valuable lesson. ...

I would recommend this place to anyone. the dancers are a mix, but a lot of them look pretty good, a few very attractive ladies. if you're an assman, this place is definitely for you. However, every once in a while, they only have male dancers, so just make sure...

Went to the house on a Saturday with about 4 friends to celebrate Landing a new job. Did not expect much , knowing how dc clubs are.. i was pleasantly surprised. Saturday nights are called "Blackout Saturday " , the lights are turned quite low and the music is...

Went to the Club for the first time after reading the various reviews. For a DC club, this was a pleasant surprise. As others have stated, it is a very nice room. The cover on a Wednesday night was $10. I had a beer for $8.00. There is a big,...

I arrived at The House at 6 pm on a Friday afternoon for "Happy Hour". The first issue is parking. I was LUCKY to find an open spot a block and a half south and one bock west of the club -- near the police precinct of al...

Nice club. Mostly black dancers, mostly curves to thick. Ass everywhere. I saw one white and one Latina dancer, both thick. This is a great place if you like tipping at the rail, because the dancer will welcome you while twerking on you. Paid my $20 entry fee, but didn't...

I came here on a Wednesday a few weeks ago. It was $10 to enter and the do a mandatory pat down. I grabbed a Heniken and had a seat. It was only 9pm and there were only a few dancers. But around 9:45 a few more showed up. I...

The place is up on Georgia Ave in a notoriously rougher part of DC. I came back to see that the neighborhood is actually a lot more well lit and seemingly safer to come and go at late hours with lots of cash. There was a $20 cover and no...

I stopped last week in the evening. The cover was $25 but it was three dollar Thursday, which is a pretty good deal if you are there to drink liquor as all drinks are all $3. This night was surprisingly slow, but that is more the norm for a week...

First time here in a year, see my August 2016 review. Not much has changed. $20 weekend night cover, $10 cover during the week. A beer costs about $7, a long island iced tea was about $15. All black dancers of different sizes, fully nude on stage. All rap music....

I was in town on business last week, and so decided to stop by the famous House (formerly the Penthouse, DC's only family-owned strip club) after being away for a number of years. It has certainly become a bit more upscale - the last time I was there it was...

I made a horrible mistake.

Okay, so I was determined to check this place out on a Friday night.
I had read prior reviews from other users on this site that peeked my interest.
Plus, I haven't had a good lap dance in months. MONTHS I tell you. Lol.

Today,...

After checking out fuego(waste of time)decided to stop by the house and see what was going on. Against my better judgement I went in. Entry fee was 20.00 and as soon as I got in I saw the sign that said 2 drink minimum and was directed towards the bar....

In summary, The House is a fun nude D.C. strip club, featuring reasonable prices, an excellent club setup, a nice mix of dancers (most are AA) and a masterful DJ. Entry fee was $20 on a Saturday night, plus requirement to buy one drink. Soda was $7. Light pat down...